"Women agonize over cancer; we take as a personal threat the lump in every friend's breast." Martha Weinman Lear

In our family, Cancer Awareness Month comes 12 times a year. In our country, cancer can be disasterous because universal health care is on the bubble. I'm stuck in the… Read full post »

***UPDATED UPDATE (see bottom for links to my stories about Karen and our family)

Hey, I have a passel of married lady relatives in Israel who wear wigs, I'm an expert. I dare you to tell the difference! (From… Read full post »

An alarming number of Internet marketers seem to think I want a bigger penis. Well, first, I'm a woman. I haven't got one. Though I guess these maniacal supersize spammers hope I'll pass their messages along to someone who does.

Right. "Here honey, try these penis extension pills."

Any woman… Read full post »

The house is quiet and still in the midnight darkness, three girls asleep inside. They are alone, upstairs in their rooms, parents not yet home from another Saturday night party.

A peaceful scene. So fragile. So soon broken.

In one room the teenager turns in the… Read full post »

I've been in (not so) sunny (damn cold) Boca Raton, Florida since last week, visiting my parents. It's no vacation, I came to help, not lounge by the pool. My folks are elderly, but they still live on their own. Which means I stay with them, under their roof, like… Read full post »

As we've all seen, it takes enormous dedication, drive and sacrifice to become an Olympic athlete. We stand (or sit) in awe and honor every single competitor, from skiers to skaters, snowboarders to sliders, biathletes to yes, even curlers. They are all ama… Read full post »

As the world looks on, an elite group of the best amateur (?) athletes on the planet are competing in Vancouver. Joined at chilly indoor and outdoor venues by families, coaches, host  volunteers, groupies, judges, officials and intrepid camera crews.

The rest… Read full post »

Okay, I embarrassed myself trying to write a poem too fast.

It's time to get back to what I do best... stories and sex!


My Funny Valentine, Complete With Brief Nudity


A Valentine for Tom and All Chocolate Lovers

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Through years of marriage we have a routine
Easy and thoughtful and no less sublime
When love is strong and still creative
Passion doesn't wane with time

So bring me those darkest red roses
A big box of dark chocolates too
Give me a bit of kissing time
… Read full post »

A bad man is good to find. Best in your 20's, when you're resilient enough to recover. Smart enough to learn. Patient enough to grow, mature, emerge from the wreckage, become a better, stronger you.

Then, when the time is right, get sweet revenge.

It happened… Read full post »

("Don't Ask, Don't Tell" videos from The West Wing are below).

"No matter how I look at the issue, I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend… Read full post »

 

"In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport." Julia Child

In homes around America, sports fans and ordinary people are ready for Super Bowl XLIV. Parties are organized, beer and booze ordered, snack menus prepared. Here in Philadelphia we'll be watching the game, but… Read full post »

"The pursuit of beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives." Albert Einstein

In a world where people are starving, out of work, under fire, fighting to stay afloat, suffering countless setbacks, you'd think our focus should stay on The Big… Read full post »

John Travolta's real --and metaphoric-- flight to Haiti carrying food, medical supplies, L. Ron Hubbard and a gaggle of his ministers started me thinking again about the Church of Scientology.

I had to ask, what's wrong with that picture? Something. Not sure what. Yet. But Mary… Read full post »

The Back Story
I don't remember the first time I cooked. Or any time I cooked, growing up. We had a person for that purpose, called Cook. Nannies too. I've said we lived a charmed life. Briefly. Like fantasy's apple, gleaming and beautiful on the outside, poisened… Read full post »

*** See update below. A wedding story for all. And Amy as Belle!

If anyone has noticed my absence, please don't take it personally. I've been stressed, overworked and cranky. You didn't do anything wrong. Nobody did. Not even me.

Sometimes life comes at us so hard we have… Read full post »

 
Me, my parents and my younger sister when 'Uncle Ted' came to dinner, circa 1959.

My Personal TV Connection
Long before American Idol and Simon Cowell encouraged ordinary people to make asses of themselves on national TV, a kinder, gentler program charmed the country. Aimed at showcasing… Read full post »

I don't do OS meta posts. I don't write them and I rarely read them. They are almost always a vehicle for bitching and moaning. For adding unsolicited two cents. (Except the valuable How-To's). I'm also on record as believing that all but the most lighthearted memes and open… Read full post »

Enough! This is a post I wrote in May. It's literally about life and death and courage and love. Read it. Please.

"This Is Not The End Of Your Life"

When I wrote this, we were thinking very positive thoughts. We're still trying. But. It's getting harder. And frankly,… Read full post »

 Ultimate Misogyny Poster Girl 

I never had a Barbie. But I did have a Bride Doll. I got such mixed messages as a child ... middle of three daughters, the last turned into a 'tomboy' by our disappointed, stong-minded father, allowed by our psychologist power-mother -- in that genera… Read full post »

Yes, life is hard. The world's a mess. We all have our share of real, sometimes serious problems. So does our planet. We'll be talking about them, debating them, tearing our hair out and watching what our country --and the world-- does to fix them as the new… Read full post »

"Ring out the old, ring in the new. The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true." Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Alone on New Year's Eve? Okay, not the best situation, but really, not the worst either. Plenty of people are more… Read full post »

We don't usually watch the yearly Kennedy Center Honors show. Seemed just another celebrities-patting-themselves-and-each-other-on-the-backs award show. We watched Tuesday night. I realized we've been wrong.

You'll get the full reviews all over the place. This is my own personal t… Read full post »

Sue me, I like lists. Screw me, I'm a sucker for end-of-year wrap-ups. Still, putting together a Favorite OS Posts of 2009 briefly threw me into a "Sophie's Choice" panic. Too morbid and dramatic? Well, yeah. Maybe.

But hang on. Writing is sacred to me ... and to most of… Read full post »

"I got odor in special places," construction worker on Aspray ad

Well yeah, we all got odors. One man's answer got me sniffing with distain, until I started gagging. It's Doc Bottoms Aspray, advertised with possibly the worst infomercial in the history of the world. And that's saying s… Read full post »