Captions, gimme your captions!

"Mommie's a MILF!"
"You're not getting any pussy!"
"Maybe I should try the spray on tan next time...the smell of burning fur is making me pissy!"
"I'll never admit this publically, but "W's" dick really is only this big! (oops! Were the camera's running....ah shit!)

You missed it right out of the box - so to speak: "If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician."

Sorry, I don't have any captions (I'm caption-impaired), but these photos are hilarious. Thanks!

Sally, good friend, forgive me for my brain is fried, but I love the pictures...the one with the bride could almost be considered gratutitous nudity.

Strange how the first photo and the last seem to go
hand in hand, so to speak. Rice must be testifying about
the size of Bush's family jewel "Senator, this IS how big
it is when fully erect"

Love the laugh! Love Tom's and Cathy's captions!

Thanks you fast gir!l
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For the as-yet-to-be-captioned ones, in order:

"Nice ass, Mom."

"Hey, I was just lookin' for some catnip, man!"

"Red light - stop."

"George? This big, but he thinks it's a Tomahawk missile."

For the wedding picture:

"Gravity. It's for real."

Sally, I was LOL all through this.

Last one: " And "Dubya" had the nerve to lay me out a line this long!"

Wedding: "Yes, we just got an angry call from Madonna."

Even better:
Kid and skirt - "HEY! Where's the WIZARD???"

Condie - "I can assure you, Mr. President, that THIS is not eight inches."

OK, one more:

Wedding photo - "This year's model comes complete with dual airbags."

In retrospect, the wedding dress designed by the Brothers Hildebrandt was a bad idea.

Suddenly, Sylvia was glad she'd shaved above the knees that morning.

Things began to get out of hand when Muffins made a crack about Jeff's girlfriend's weight.

While less than ideal, meerkats can be kept at serving temperature for short periods with heat lamps.

"We might have exaggerated the WMD threat juuuuust a little."

I’m so aroused (four hours and counting), I’m limiting my response to the wedding photo:

Milk – it does a booby good
The danger of wearing mom’s wedding dress
Porn Star Weds Chauffeur
Talk about a wardrobe malfunction
Velcro – Never trust an imitation
Days of Our Lives Desperate Bid for Ratings
Banderas and Griffith Renew Vows
Beware Half-Off Sales

I am laughing too hard to say anything more than this: you guys are even more twisted than I am! hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Cathy, Tom, Gary, Bill and our (my?) newcomer, Ron, stop it right now! My stomach hurts!

That dress is just beautiful. Really klasssy.

I'm like Bibibiblio, I can't caption unless I'm in the picture.

Condi- "No, no, no; let me set the record straight. I did NOT say that I've come to think of President Bush as a bumbling fool. What I said- which was meant to be off the record, incidentally- was that I've come to see him as a tiny little lump of shit."

Gave me yet another guffaw, Carol, thank you. And hmm, can someone figure out how to photoshop Freaky into one of these pics?

Btw, Freaky, I gave you a caption for the bride... didn't you like it?

It is interesting how comfortable everyone seems to be belittling President Bush's penis size. How would everyone feel if it was Senator Clinton's breasts that were being derided?

(1) "Mommy, what's a MILF?" (apologies to Sandra!)
(2) "Go ahead, puss, make my day"
(3) I got nothing.
(4) "My husband is a very powerful man. There's just one problem..."

Oh, LT, please. Give me a break. This is all in fun. And Bush has earned any and every criticism we want to make. And if you want to get serious, almost from Day 1 going back to the 90's Hillary has been pilloried for everything from her hairstyles to her legs to her butt to her pantsuits.

I have to say I can't remember ever hearing anything about her breasts, come to think of it...

Btw, Rich, love yours, plus you inspired me... wouldn't it also work this way, "Are you feeling lucky, Puss? Well are ya? How many lives do you think you have left?"

More:

Kid and skirt - "No, ma, you didn't laugh it off, it's RIGHT HERE!"

Kitty and gun - "Hey, it isn't MY FAULT you asked the genie for a little pussy!"

Wedding dress - "Even if it makes your ass look fat, hon, trust me - NO ONE IS LOOKING THERE!"

Condie (for LT) - "Senator Clinton, I'm THIS CLOSE to calling you a pompous ass!"

Condie: I know just about this much about middle east peace.

LT, it's probably somewhat related to why we might be more inclined to write something like,

"Jeremy was a man of dull thudery: as if his whiteness subtracted from the immediate environment every interesting detail, leaving him in a permanent blaze of gray."

rather than,

"Jeremy was the sort of black man who's imagination never ventured too far out of the gate. He'd rather pick at a scab than sign a petition. He'd rather doze than dine. He kind of sucked, actually."

What I just wrote makes absolutely no sense, but it could be the kind of comment that we treat as meaningful and, thereby, side-step a conversation as to why it's sort of ok to make jokes about the penis of bush.

Plus, we've just had 8 years of being forced to listen to Bush brag about the size of his penis and equating it to the erection of freedom that he is mounting all over the world....I'm not sure that women's anatomy has yet to carve out a similar type of symbology. Plus, members of the oppressors always have to deal with unfair treatment by the peons below them. It's one of the paradoxes of power that can only elicit our sympathy.

I got it!!! If Hillary had squirmed into a tight t-shirt under the banner "Mission Accomplished" and tried to tie her supposed great military success to the intense "womanly" compassion she had for liberty, and then for the next 7 years she consistently tried to use her breasts as s symbol for the liberation of the Ira-

no, I can't do it. I can't figure this one out.

Bill and Graci, you got me laughing so hard. Stooooppppiiiittt.......

Carol, I think I love you. I mean serious girl crush. Wow, what an answer to LT.

I've always got nothing when it come to captions---but damn---some of you guys are genius.

Sally, thanks for the opportunity to really, really, really laugh---as in tears.

ALL of these were great, but Bill, you killed with the genie and little pussy line. And Thylacine---OMG.

Really, these were ALL great.

Sally, you rock.

M.a.h., you're welcome. While I post and read serious material and follow those comment threads with interest, sometimes what I love best here is throwing out a small tidbit and reading comments that have me rocking in hysterical laughter, tears running down my face.

Or, reading Freaky, anything about T&D's mom, and many others. I've saved posts just to reread the comments... and they still make me laugh months later.

I love all the comments here, but I'd like to say for the record that Bill has just freakin outdone himself. And Gary: "Yes, we just got an angry call from Madonna." Am still laughing.

Tell your friends, everybody who needs a laugh should read all these great comments. For real. Ratings? I don't got to show you no damn ratings!

Oh forgive me, I forgot to mention the one so subtle that I read it, started to move on, my brain clicked into WTF? Then I reread it and howled. I must echo m.a.h. and just say, "And Thylacine---OMG."

I only have one for the meerkat: "Am I tan yet? Only 6 more weeks until bathing suit season."

These are great. All of you people are too funny!