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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
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June 14
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DECEMBER 18, 2008 7:16PM

My Top Ten Cheesy Movies - Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

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Queen of My World started this with My 10 Favorite Cheesy Movies. Her criteria are "the movies you secretly love, but are too ashamed to admit to anyone that you even watch, let alone enjoy." She's got some wonderfully cheesy movies on her list and so do others.

Most of my list goes farther back in time than the 80's and 90's. Just as cheesy, just as funny, just as Kleenex-worthy. I've got a few newer ones that I've learned to hide too. Alphabetical List:

affair to rem 
1. An Affair to Remember... this Cary Grant & Deborah Kerr version, NO other will do. I can recite almost every line and I still cry at the end.

 

beaches 
2. Beaches... oh, shut up.

 

comp pos 
3. Compromising Positions... Susan Sarandan is a crime-solving housewife together with her horny best friend. Yes, there are whips, chains, leather and porn aplenty.

 


dirty dancing 
4. Dirty Dancing... oh please, like you don't watch it too, any time it's on cable.

 

hollywood 
5. Hollywood Knights... predates Porky's, same genre, funnier. You won't believe the number of today's stars you'll see and whose movie debut is made. Watch for the Talent Contest at the Pep Rally scene.

 

steel mag 
6. Steel Magnolias... I've never understood why this makes so many "Worst" lists. Watch it, you'll see. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll become a part of you. It was a huge hit on broadway and translates beautifully to the screen.

 

titans 
7. Remember The Titans... true story of the forced integration of a southern VA high school and its football team, an inspirational saga of triumph over bigotry, lessons in teamwork, friendship, individual courage, heartbreak and genuine grace. Disney-schmisney, this is a perfectly executed reminder of what real character and leadership look like.

 

sound of music  
8. The Sound of Music...
from the first time I saw this movie to every time along the way, I start to cry when that glorious scenery spins onto the screen and Julie Andrews starts to sing.

 

10 command 
9. The Ten Commandments... God speaks and throws fire in this overblown, hystrionically over-acted depiction of the beginning of religion as we know it. Very cool special effects for its day. (It means well, it's not blasphemous, it gets things wrong, but still, it also gets things right).

 

where the boys are 
10. Where the Boys Are... OMG, you have to see this movie! The first recorded "chick flick," back in the days when there were still "good" girls and sluts.

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Bumpin and grindin to my 10 Cheesy Movies.. if you get past the top dance video, enjoy the list. Oh, and watch the last vid too.
OMG, I LOVE "Hollywood Nights!?

You....you...are...going to Watts...at...three...in...the...morning!?!?!

Robert Wuhl has never been funnier.

And I am the FIRST to admit, I would absolutely HATE this film if it were coming out right now, so yeah. I'm a hypocrite.
Sally, I love your list! When I was a kid I loved watching the old 60 musicals, Elvis, Annette and Frankie. Ahh, they made the best Cheese!
I always have to watch Yul Brynner say, "So let it be written, so let it be done. " And I sing alone to every song in the sound of music. Love the list.
Verbal, after I published this last night and after we finished dinner and after we watched West Wing reruns on DVR (the Aaron Sorkin years, our newest addiction), we got in bed, my husband turned on the TV (don't get me started) and from the bathroom I hear VO-LAR-EH! ... BBBLLLAAATTTT... oh yes! Hollywood Knights!

Queen, did you watch the WTBA trailer above? SATC of 1960.

Dorella, you haven't lived til you've seen Billy Crystal's imitation of Yul Brynner stamping around chewing the scenery.
We seem to have really different taste in cheesy movies, Sally, but I do like An Affair to Remember, possibly because it's hard for me to dislike anything that Cary Grant has done. And I think it might just be due to a brainwashing effect of having seen it too many times, but I actually am fond of The Sound of Music, too. My wife reminds me that I'd never be able to identify snatches of song that some people hum or sing if I weren't familiar, at least a little bit, with movies like these (her main example is West Side Story).
I remember being a kid and seeing previews for Compromising Positions on HBO, and thinking how I wouldn't be allowed to see that one anytime soon. Finally caught it a few years back and was very pleased with it, clever script, astounding cast (Oh, Mr Julia, gone too soon. Too easily forgotten.).

Just saw "The Ghost and Mrs Muir" finally which was a bit cheesy, but more charming and fun. Basically it's the same movie as Comp Pos: woman striving for independance, dead guy... well maybe not exactly the same. But, Rex Harrison is 6 feet of awesome.
Rob, I'm a Cary Grant fan too, bigtime. I'm not supposed to tell, but my husband's favorite movie is West Side Story (tied with/closed second to The Godfather).

Craig, who wouldn't enjoy Comp Positions? Raol Julia, yum. Plus, Judith Ivy was hysterical as the slow-talkin, trash-talkin best friend, "Remind me not to eat her cole slaw." Trivia: Susan Sarandan was preggers while making the movie, always shown in sweats and big sweaters.

Ghost and Mrs Muir was a TV show too, I don't remember who played the ghost, but he was almost as striking.
Rob, I hate to admit it, but "An Affair to Remember" is the one Cary Grant movie that just never caught with me. Can't say why, it just misses. But that's OK, he's got a ton of great ones.

Sally, "West Side Story" is one of my all-time favorites. I know that the Y chromosome is supposed to make me immune to the charm of musicals, but I really like that one (and others).

My wife loves "Dirty Dancing" and doesn't care who knows it.

My own favorite cheese is provided by just about any Charlie Chan movie you care to name.
Great list Sally but 7 & 8 to me are NOT cheesy. Remember the Titans is one of my favorite true story sports films ever! It's relevant both socially and politically. Coach Boone was a groundbreaker and that team set a precedent. I bought it immediately when my son was born just so I could sit with him and watch it and watch the meaning sink into his brain. I have since done so...He can't understand why people wouldn't like someone because of the color of their skin...Mission accomplished.

The Sound of Music was born the same year I was. That makes it not cheesy alone. :-D But it's a great story about music triumphing over all obstacles.

RATED
Great list.

Baby's going back to his corner now.
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John, we'll let you off the hook re An Affair to Remember. West Side Story is Y-friendly since it's all about macho gangs. You can pretend you don't watch the mushy love scenes... I'm with your wife, Dirty Dancing is da bomb. Show her the top video, it's "the final dance."

Rob, I agree about Remember the Titans, I mostly put in on here because I couldn't leave it off any movie list. I have it on my iPod and have plugged it into my laptop to watch on long flights. The scene on the Gettysburg battlefield is one of the most powerful in movies, period. Good for you for being such a smart Dad.