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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
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June 14
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DECEMBER 24, 2008 1:04AM

Just in Time for Christmas, The Teflon Freak

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jacko 

It takes faith to believe in Santa Claus. And in Michael Jackson. Reminder: keep your kids away from the latter.

When Jacko was on trial in 2005 for molesting children, I'm proud to say I showed great restraint. My lips were sealed throughout virtually the whole circus -- though, to be honest, that was mostly to keep my lunch down.

The icing on the cake appeared on Jackson's official web site. With Quintessential Kitsch and vintage Jackson hyperbole, it compared his acquittal to the fall of the Berlin Wall and Nelson Mandela's release from prison. Jeezus, dudes, you gotta rein it in. This is the real world, not Pluto.

Is there anything lower on the human food chain than a pedophile? Not even in prison, a ringing indictment if ever there was one. And within the (yuck, this is getting nauseating) human food chain of pedophiles, is there anything lower than a privileged pedophile who has the means to alter his behavior yet does nothing? Not according to most offenders, who say they want to stop but get little genuine support.

Jacko was declared innocent by a jury of his peers. Gives you pause right there, doesn't it? Let's face it, the only place you could find this guy's peers is on Pluto. But the jurors interviewed on the news about the verdict actually sounded fairly lucid. And apparently far more reality-based than most of the witnesses at the trial.

The case against Jackson, especially the witnesses-particularly the chief accuser's mother-just simply weren't credible enough. And they were almost as creepy as Jacko himself.

Is Michael Jackson twisted? Probably. But he's not your low-profile garden variety pedophile who can lurk around playgrounds-or, say, churches-unnoticed. The pop star is still a huge entertainment icon, and so over-the-top bizarre there's literally nowhere he can hang out anonymously to select his targets -- so how does he get them?

This, I bet, is what bothered the jury most. The young victims were brought to him on a platter -- usually by their parents. Who are stone idiots. All of them. They sold their children. Innocent, helpless children -- who should have been "cherished" and protected by their families-not by MJ-in the first place.

Here's my advice for parents of all Jackson's potential new victims:
1. What are you, nuts? Don't leave your kids alone with him!
2. After you've sacrificed your little lambs and milked the goat for the big bucks, don't expect to get anywhere with future claims of victimization.

If Jackson is really and truly sick with a lung disease, too bad. That's what you get from inhaling too much cotton candy.

A word to the wise: if there's a pitter-patter on your roof tonight, make sure you hear HO HO HO in a deep baritone. Not a creepy falsetto asking, "Where are the luscious little kiddies?"

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Jacko crotch-holding bump.
NOTHING says Happy Holidays like this! I love it!

Sally--thanks so much for so much that is beyond words. Roger
I think Chicago Guy summed it up.

Happy Holidays Sally! :)
Nice Christmas gift, Scrooge :-(

At some level, Jackson is to be pitied. He is a classic example of how a distant parent who is a firm - very firm - believer in corporal punishment can totally screw up their child(ren).

Same goes for stage mothers and fathers whose thwarted ambitions infect their children with neuroses -- or worse, and in this case, much worse. To trade your child's innocence for a script for a really, really bad movie, as was alleged -- well, that parent deserves prison even more than Jackson.

As for Jackson's acquital, as was the case with OJ, the prosecution did not make their case as well as the defense obfuscated. That's all too often the outcome when a defendant can afford really good attornies. See Phil Spector, a man at least as weird as Jackson, who should be rotting in jail this Christmas. At least Jackson has killed anybody -- that we know of.

All that being said, Jackson should not be left free to exercise his perversions. Excorcise them, yes, but not exercise them.
I still can't understand why the famous can get away with what the infamous cannot. No-one with half a brain should allow a child of theirs to be within twenty feet of Whacko, supervised or not.

Gut Yontif to my favorite haimisher mensch. :-D
UK, you're so right, and I'm pretty sure we're not related... cuz he's not Jewish. ;)

Roger and Mama, I couldn't help it, just had to write about the little elf. He's so, you know, tinsel-y.

Tom, WTF?

Parents screw up their children every day. Some of those children get help and lead healthy productive lives. Some can't afford help, or don't want it and still live relatively okay lives. Some, like MJ, bring their sickness into adulthood and abuse themselves and others with it. Alcohol, drugs, food, sex, plastic surgery ...pick your poison or mix and match... or much, much worse. Murder, suicide, battery, pedophilia.

Yeah, a lot of the rich and famous get away with it. My bigger point is that they have the resources to deal with it, to get help, TRY TO STOP. The parents of the young and famous should step in. The adult offenders should do it themselves. Those in the know report that MJ never did. We can't forever blame our bad childhoods.

Bill, we're on the same page. Gut Yontif to my favorite haimishe mensch and all the menchkins.

Wow, I wonder if this mysterious "lung infection" is pneumocystic pneumonia... oy vey, maybe he has AIDS. A bigger tragedy for any child he ever touched.
If Jackson is really and truly sick with a lung disease, too bad. That's what you get from inhaling too much cotton candy.

Very funny!

Yeah, Michael Jackson is a sad case. Never before has anyone been so talented and so twisted.
I had a friend in grade school who insisted she was going to "marry Michael Jackson!" She got a lot of razzing for it (And this was the 70's before he became such a card-carrying weirdo), but she stuck to her guns. I admired her for that. I lost touch with her after 8th grade as we went to different high schools. I have a feeling that where ever Terry is, she's awfully glad NOT to be married to this guy now, though!

I wouldn't have any problem with Michael Jackson if he left the kids alone. He'd just be another rich weirdo. But the Pedophilia really grosses me out. As do parents who knowingly let their kids near him. Thumbed
It's clear the guy has some major problems. I can't imagine how strange and crazy it must be to become a child star. I can't imagine what happened to him...not justifying ANYTHING...he's a musical genius and I've always loved his music. And he as a person...and his victims...sad and tragic. And shame on the parents that encouraged his company with their children.
Oy vey, how did this get on the Most Viewed? Just the MJ tag? Yeesh.
I was going to write a comment, but then I saw the date that you wrote this so…

nevermind!
I missed this the first time around. It is better than all the boo hooing I'm seeing. I think it should be in line for a post-humous EP.
What troubles me more than the allegations that Michael Jackson was a child molester is the parents who, presumably of “sound mind” and of their own free will, dropped their little boys off at the gates of Neverland..
Scott, yeah, I hope this doesn't become another Pitbulls in Spamalot. Though I do stand by my opinion here. But I wouldn't have written it Now.

Rich, I said what I believed. A jury did find him innocent. I blame the parents.

noah, that's it exactly, which is what I'm saying in this post. Parents who served their kids up to MJ or anyone under a cloud should be spanked.
LMAO You are so ahead of your time!
I can't help myself, I have to let loose with the first (?) Jacko joke:

Servant: "Mr. Jackson, you're not well, we've called the paramedics!"

Jacko: "Okay. Could you ask them to take me to Children's Hospital?"
But think of it this way. If Jackson wasn't rich and famous, then he'd just be that guy down the street that everyone told their kids to stay away from. He'd just be another strange guy that you felt funny about, but couldn't figure out why.

Because he was rich and famous, parents who should have known better let their kids play with him.

Were they blinded by celebrity?

Or were they exploiting their kids as much as he did?
Tony, I really think it was the draw of his HUGE celebrity (and of course denial) that made them exploit their own kids. It's scary. And so very wrong.
OMG, I just realized this post has generated ads about Sex Offenders!
Hey...this is my favorite Jacko post yet! Glad to see it at the top of the charts!
It's almost Christmas in July.
please read my post on this subject.
http://open.salon.com/blog/bstrangely/2009/06/27/smooth_criminal_mindreaders

it's really sad that you can't think about the fact that this man has a family, his own natural kids, and they're probably going to find this post. there was no evidence that michael did anything to anyone.

i believe the one thing lower on the chain than a pedophile, is the person who fantasizes about them.
ah.. I have a feeling that there might be more.. ah.. graphically offensive posts about MJ that his family will have to wade through before getting to this one.

As far as food chains go, is there anything lower than a pedophile apologist?
bstrangely (well named) says, "i believe the one thing lower on the chain than a pedophile, is the person who fantasizes about them."

Fantasizes?? Are you freakin kidding me??? I wrote this during his trial. Even if his family sees this, they'll see --and have seen-- far worse. I feel for their loss but it's not my job to protect them. And, hello? It was the PARENTS who should have protected their kids from him.

Freaky, sorry I inadvertantly used your name in this post. And you made the perfect reply. Excuse me while I go wash my brain from bs's bs.
hmmm. are you sure you're thick-skinned?

i'm just saying, unless you know this person, you are fantasizing. you're imagining what the jury thought and was disturbed by. and these kinds of posts make me really sad. it's what i was responding to when i wrote my post, which i linked.

really, i hope you read it.
Can't you write about what you thought about the evidence presented? Because, to me, what Jackson freely admitted was going on at his mansion was creepy and over bounds. Or are we not allowed to formulate our own opinions about stuff?
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. You keep turning this on me. I'm not the topic. Thick-skinned or thin-skinned has nothing to do with my opinions about Michael Jackson's behavior. Plus my 'tests' on that subject were for fun, not based in reality. I will not allow a debate on a matter that's public record to become bogged down by personal digs.

As Freaky says, it's about the evidence presented. And as I said above, it's about what the jurors actually said after the trial. They did not find the witnesses credible, especially the main one. They felt, as I do, that the parents willingly offered their kids to Jackson for sexual purposes and then cried foul to get money from him.

The DA couldn't prove conclusively any wrong-doing. Which doesn't mean there wasn't any. The Jackson trial was OJ-squared.

Michael Jackson freely admitted he enjoyed having children in his bed. Unsupervised and unaccompanied by their parents. He claimed it was innocent and playful.

I --along with most people not blinded by his celebrity-- believe that innocence is forfeit in such a circumstance. NO child should ever be in a bed with a strange man. And I do mean strange in both senses of the word. It's inappropriate at best and incredibly dangerous at worst.

We are talking about CHILDREN. Good parents always err on the side of caution. They certainly don't rish or sacrifice their children for monetary gain... or fame. It's unthinkable.

Children, I should point out, don't develop thick skins until they are adults. Unless they're abused.
On no!! I am sitting right under Pit Bulls in Spamalot!
I'm doing my best to keep you there!
But Freaky, how did you get me wedged between BBE and Sexiest Man Living? A nicer place, thanks.
You're slipping in the feed Sally! CLICK CLICK CLICK, CLICK QUICKLY!
Freaky, help! I'm melllltingggg......
I feel a funeral comeback for this post.
You were right, Freaky, I'm back up there.

HELLO EVERYBODY: THIS POST IS IN THE FEED BECAUSE OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S FUNERAL. According to BBE, some posts show up based on the number of Google IMAGE searches, and I've apparently got a good image here.

FYI, I stand by this post, but not in today's context. I certainly wouldn't intentionally speak ill of the recently dead.
Micheal Jackson was found innocent of those crimes in an American court of law. The USA has the best justice system in the world and i have full faith in it. Also, those were not "helpless", "innocent" children as you claim. They were 13 yearold boys who are very capable of lying. Micheal was about 120 pounds for most of his life. Those "helpless" children could have easily beat him up or defended themselves had he tried to mistreat them. Don't make your opinions facts, and keep them respectful.