Bend Over Haiku ... Dirty? You Decide
You bend me over
my light and life will spring free
as I move for you.
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(such gutter minds)
Two Truths and A Lie
This was tough since you know about so many of my adventures. However, you don't know everything... yet.
1. My mother, all my sisters and I have had plastic surgery.
2. One summer at a performing arts camp I was accused of being a witch and asked to leave.
3. I've had sex in the White House.
ANSWERS:
1. TRUE. Every one of us, starting with my mother and including me, have had nose jobs. Legitimate, inherited deviated septums, equally legitimate bulby noses. Mine and my mother's look the most natural, but all are pretty convincing. Note: Everything else on this bod is real.
2. TRUE. Story includes hypnosis, stage mothers, a once-famous person and drama queens. Is on my list of Sally's Great Adventures. Just have to write it up. Do we want that first or Sisterhood of the Traveling Hotpants, Part 3?
3. TECHNICALLY FALSE, BUT... I have had sex with somebody from the White House. Remember the TV show The West Wing? Josh was based on this person. That's all I'm sayin.
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Comments
(If it's true, you damn well better write a post on it!!)
The lie is #1. Of this I have no doubt. Well, I have SOME doubt. But I think I'm right anyway.
Thumbed!
A few replies...
Cartrish, have you ever seen the movie The Princess Bride? Your circular, spiral, circular logic is exactly like the poisening scene, I love it!
B1 has the most logic on timing, since the last president in the White House when I was single was Carter (ahem, blech). On the other hand, I didn't say I had sex with the president in the White House...
JK, Ralph and Bill, thanks for noticing the haiku, jeez, everybody's so busy wondering which president I boinked...
Donna and Roger are the only ones who think I'm NOT a witch?? Remember, the word starts with W, not B.
dharmabummer's doing that twisty logic thingy..
Lea, is there anything about after the White House you'd like to tell us?
b. Lonnie, I meant to thank you for believing I'm not a witch... I think.
I'll say #2, just to be a contrarian
(from a co-worker's e-mail)
and it doesn't matter, now, if #3 is a lie - I'd expect a call from the Secret Service sometime soon
still, I'm going to have to say 2
This is easy. It's #3 that is the lie, on a technicality. The North Lawn is not in the White House, it is outside.
Stop by mine and guess?
#1 is not true
Um. Number 3?
But sex in the white house - good lord I must know about that.
#2 is so specific.
I cannot guess. Wait. Okay. #1! That's my guess. #1.
Grif, Dude, where were you when I admitted my former weight and got clobbered? My mother, me and every one of my sisters have had nose jobs. Legitimate deviated septums, equally legitimate bulby noses. Mine looks the most natural by far, but all are pretty convincing. Everything else on this bod is real.
# 3 is close to true, a turn of phrase, story to come, so to speak (btw, the Secret Service just called)
# 2 is all too true, another great story for the ages, I'll tell it soon
Next up, Part Deux of my Hot Travel Tales....
I don't know you, but these are some interesting options, and even more interesting answers. Please do tell more!
denese