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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
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MAY 21, 2009 7:32PM

Elephantine Limerick with Dirty Photo and Haiku Disclaimer

Rate: 15 Flag

 

They went on an elephant ride
Not knowing they'd end up astride
But nature would not be denied
And their high perch turned into a slide.

Reminder to guys beforehand
An elephant isn't a man
So when you compare
And feel some despair
Hey, there's only so far we expand.

 

 

elephants  


My sister made me!
She sent it in an email
How could I resist?

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open call (so to speak), dirty haiku thursday limerick for stellaa, anyway it's nature and that's natural, i need to laugh, the photo's not dirty unless you have a dirty mind

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Dedicated to Michael.... heh
Sally Swift
May 21, 2009 07:32 PM
Bwahahahahaha.....I think I love you, Sally!!! Can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!

Elephant Fingered! hehehehe
Michael Rodgers
May 21, 2009 07:45 PM
Eeeeeeekkkkk!!!!
j lynn
May 21, 2009 07:56 PM
Glad you guys enjoyed. But ...in my randy elephant voice... WHO'S NOT RATING??? Remember, baby elephants might be harmed.
Sally Swift
May 21, 2009 07:57 PM
OMG...great photo to inspire your limerick! Very apropos!
Rated
BuffyW
May 21, 2009 08:01 PM
jane, I keep thinking of elephants in a circus parade, trunk to tail, trunk to tail... I wonder if they use all females or males or wha'?
Sally Swift
May 21, 2009 08:04 PM
oh god!!!
lol thats great
Barbra anne
May 21, 2009 08:12 PM
Wickedly funny! How could you not, indeed? Rated.
Shivaun Nestor
May 21, 2009 08:16 PM
They won't be smiling when he tries to hump the leg of a dinner guest.
"Hello," she lied
May 21, 2009 08:22 PM
Now you know why there's office dress codes. We're not dissimilar creatures.
Gwool
May 21, 2009 08:36 PM
It is far better to give than to receive...
Kind of Blue
May 21, 2009 08:42 PM
Look at the lady on the front elephant. You'd think from her expression that she is the one who got poked.

Reminds me of being at the St.Louis zoo: a large turtle spent forever climbing up the back of his lady-love. Pumped three times, bellowed in triumph and slowly slid to the ground. Some things are universal.
Tijo
May 21, 2009 09:59 PM
As the elephant said to the mouse, you gotta be flexible.
Tom Cordle
May 21, 2009 11:07 PM
Still happy you're all enjoying the show. The people's faces are hilarious. And we all could use a laugh tonight.

Just imagine if the photo were animated.... it appears we're only seeing HALF. Sorry fellas, I couldn't resist.
Sally Swift
May 22, 2009 12:57 AM
Eh, just another picture of fucking elephants. ;)
bobbot
May 22, 2009 09:23 AM
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Boanerges1
May 22, 2009 11:05 AM
Yikes yikes yikes! Love that the girl at back seems to be trying to look at the happenings even as she is falling.
annette2009
May 24, 2009 08:20 PM
Very funny poem, too!
annette2009
May 24, 2009 08:21 PM
Amazing. (Give my regards to your sister).
Steve Blevins
June 14, 2009 06:55 PM

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