Are You One of America's Dumbest Drivers? Take the Test
I'm the best driver I know. I bet you are too. Almost all us think we're great drivers. And that everybody else sucks. Ahem. Reality check. Some of you are the morons who tailgate, cut people off, honk the split second the light changes, speed, turn without signaling, you know the rest.
Bad drivers, you know who you are.
Or do you? Who are the dumbest drivers in America and where do they live? GMAC Insurance ranks the 50 states and DC every year based on safety tests, tickets written and accident rates.
A quote from the 2009 survey: "With Age Comes Wisdom: The older the driver, the higher the test score. Drivers 35+ years old were most likely to pass. The age group with the highest failure rates was young adults (18 to 24 years old). White males older than 45 received the highest average score."
That last line is just pure bull. Those guys might test high but they most often drive like they're high too. Hey, GMAC, white guys competing for high test scores, what're the odds?
Onward to the state results. Drum Roll....
The 2009 Top Ten States with the Worst Drivers:
10. Connecticut (what, limo drivers are that bad?)
9. Florida (I'd have bet on this for # 1)
8. Washington, DC (this is true, but all the VA and MD drivers skew the numbers)
7. Massachusetts (not a clue)
6. Rhode Island (drive too fast, run into the ocean?)
5. Georgia (gun racks are distracting)
4. California (botox blurs the vision, or maybe it's the texting)
3. Hawaii (huh?)
2. New Jersey (duh)
And, the worst drivers in all 50 states and the District of Columbia...
1. New York (no duh)
How're you doing so far? Okay, maybe you're listed here.
The Top Ten States with the Best Drivers:
8. Oregon (all that rain and fewer accidents? right, nobody goes out)
8. Iowa (tie, fewer drivers, more ice skaters)
8. Wyoming (tie, nobody lives there ... unless coyotes drive)
7. Utah (fewer drivers, more skiers, and uh, do they let women drive?)
5. Nebraska (cow tipping safety level very low)
5. South Dakota (tied with NE, too cold even for cows to drive)
4. Kansas (broomsticks, not cars)
3. Montana (okay, sure, but if this were a horse safety ranking)
The best drivers in all 50 states and the District of Columbia...
1. Wisconsin (a theme has emerged... it's too damn cold to drive in the Plains, Midwest and West)
1. Idaho (tied, only 10 cars in the whole state)
I'm ashamed to say PA ranks 36, between Kentucky and Louisiana. WTF? That does not, of course, include me. Are you ready to find out if it includes you?
***Take the Test***
Then come back and tell us if you're a smart or dumb driver.My family and I will be on the roads this weekend. Odds are, so will yours. Please drive carefully, keep us all safe and alive. Fireworks belong at ballparks, on hilltops, on city river barges, not on highways.
Top Driving Mistakes that Cause Crashes
1. Multi-tasking While Driving
Driving Tip: When You Turn the Car On, Turn the Gadgets Off. No matter how busy your day is, when you’re on the road, focus only on driving. Catch up on other activities later and avoid unnecessary accidents.
2. Following Too Closely
Driving Tip: One Thousand One, One Thousand Two. Leave a two-second cushion between you and the vehicle ahead – it could save your bumper and your life. Make sure to double or triple that time when the weather is bad or the pavement is slick.
3. Failure to Yield on a Left-Hand Turn
Driving Tip: Check the Flow Before You Go. Look at the street you are turning into to make sure that no vehicles or pedestrians are in your path.
4. Incorrect Merging
Driving Tip: Yellow is for Yield. Accidents often occur when you are stuck behind a driver who interprets yield as stop. Don’t be the guilty party. Use the ramp as a means for merging into traffic, not causing it.
5. Backing Up
Driving Tip: Look Over Your Shoulder. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Your mirrors have a margin of error; don’t rely on them alone. Look over your shoulder before backing up.
I'm really surprised SPEEDING isn't on that list. It's on mine. Unless, of course, I'm driving.

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Good test though. I thought it would be a joke test of like 5 questions.
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I'm making my son take that test. Heehee!
Now, as far as all those unsafe driving states, what's with the Northeast? Sheesh.
I've never had a moving violation and I've never been in any type of accident. But then, I only drive about 60 miles a week.
So, I think you are all safe with me on the road!
Walter, I agree. Did you know that in FL when a person turns 80 and then 90, he/she has to retake a field driving test and the written one. My dad passed and bought himself a new car. But he stays off I 95.
Bill, I tend to be over-cautious except when I'm spee... um, driving a bit fast.
Steve, I don't like that the Northeast is so dumb but maybe more urban an less educated? Don't everybody yell at me, there's logic and there's prejudice, not to be confused with each other, especially coming from me.
Somyr, you're in the danger group so I'd rather see your score lower due to over-cautiousness!
BTW, a lot of my friends here and people who have visited from out of state in OR think we have the rudest drivers and we probably do.
latethink, I wondered about OR's good numbers. Maybe drivers are rude because all that rain makes y'all cranky? Just guessing.
YOU UP THERE! PULL OVER! YOU FORGOT TO RATE!!
Ablonde, we probably got our licenses at the same time, I remember that too. The 2 second rule automatically increases the distance between cars because the time is not the variable in the equation, your speed is the variable.
So my kids learned to drive in the DC suburbs. One of them, the one who learned more from her father than from me, yelled at me one day when I was driving on the frigging beltway for leaving too much space between my car and the one in front of us because it was rude. If I didn't leave so much space more cars could fit on the road. Yeah, we did some remedial work.
And of course I got them all right. I'm just that old.
getting scared not to rate
A couple months ago I was following some old fart going fifteen under in the fast lane and when I finally got around him on the right, I looked over and he was driving with his knees and eating a bowl of soup with both hands. True story. And I mean a TRUE story, true story.
Kisses.
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7. Massachusetts (not a clue)
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2. New Jersey (duh)
1. New York (no duh)
Yes, yes, yes. But I'd make Mass. #3. In New England, there's a lot of bad influence from NY and NJ. Notice that NH, ME and VT are not up there with the southern New England states.
The Top Ten States with the Best Drivers:
8. Oregon (all that rain and fewer accidents? ...
1. Wisconsin
IMO, the mellowness factor really plays into this in both places.
I missed this one on your test. The test answer seems to me to conflict with the answer as published above in the official Illinois state Rules of the Road. That leaves me scoring 19/20 for your test, but if I use the rules that my driving license is based on, I get 20/20. Greg, I propose that I drive south of Bloomington and you get the North. Good diversion from all of the other crap going on. Thanks Sally.
"Multi-tasking" is just plain dumb.
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"White males older than 45 received the highest average score." You say that is pure bull; I say your comment is pure bull -- and not just because I'm a white male older than 45.
First of all, as your post states, statistics are on my side. But even those statistics don't tell the whole story. Most statistics on average drivers rate them without taking into account the number of miles driven per year. Professional drivers, on the other hand, are often rated by their employers on accidents per mile.
I don't have numbers to prove it, but simple observation makes it obvious the average male driver racks-up far more miles than the average female driver. If a man and a woman are in a car, the man will be behind the wheel in the vast majority of cases. I refuse to answer about the ego-driven reasons why that is so on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me.
While it's true -- again from statistics and observation -- that women,in general, are less aggressive drivers, they are also less experienced based on a average miles per years. And when it comes to driving, there really is no substitute for experience -- as the accident statistics on under-25's make all too plain.
When I was much younger and a lot more foolish, I drove more than 50,000 mostly job-related miles a year. At one point, I accumulated enough points for speeding tickets that I was called in for a license suspension.
The examiner admitted he was puzzled by my record because of all the tickets but no accidents. I explained that because of the nature of my job (and just between us, the nature of me), I was always running behind schedule. But I assured him I was a good driver, that I had to be because at least once a day one of those blue-haired ladies who never got a ticket in her life tried to kill me with some foolish move behind the wheel.
I probably don't have to tell you, he didn't buy it.
nerd cred, anyone who drives regularly on the frigging DC beltway and lives to tell about it should get a fridding medal!
Michael, I thought FL would be the worst too, but many drivers there do not have licenses or insurance so are under the testing radar.... (don't start on me, people, it's just a fact, right, Mikey Boy?)
B1, glad you're so careful and aware but motorcycles... :::shudder::: You do know what every ER in the country calls motorcycles, right? "Donorcycles." Helmet, leather, take really good care.
Marcela, I've heard about the legendary traffic in BA, worse than Rome, which is worse than Paris, which is worse than Mexico City... all PALE in comparison to Israel.
I am surprised at Massachusetts (my home state). I think Boston driving must bring down the average.
I second Michael's claim that FLORIDA IS THE WORST. I tell newcomers to remember that most of these drivers are immigrants, tourists, drunk tourists, elderly, drunk elderly, or ON THE FREAKIN PHONE! 9 out of 10 WILL slam on their brakes in the far left lane of the highway when they realize they are about to miss their exit. Back up on the highway? No problem! The heat and humidity must disable most blinkers on most cars, because they are never activated. And yes, the far left hand lane IS for driving 55 miles per hour in a 70 MPH zone. I'll be driving into Miami later (if these storms let up) and will play defense all the way!
One of my pet peeves is drivers who have to look at you when they talk to you. Shut up and drive -- or let me drive, I'm confident enough in what I have to say that I don't need to look at you for affirmation.
When I witness all the "multi-tasking" going on behind the wheel these days, it makes me want to park my car permanently. People who can't walk and chew gum at the same time, for some reason think they can't talk on the cell-phone and drive -- they're very wrong. And don't even get me started about dining while driving, putting on make-up, or god forbid, as I saw one guy doing on I-75 filling out his expense report. And now you can adding texting to that list.
The worst I ever saw -- a driver I would have killed if I'd had a gun in the car -- was a guy in a van heading onto the on-ramp of the mortally dangerous G. Washington Pkwy in DC. Mr Brainless was speeding up to enter the traffic flow and I was right behind him doing the same thing while looking in my mirror to make sure it was safe to follow him -- when he slammed on his brakes and stood me on my nose.
When I caught up with him, I discovered why he did something so incredibly stupid. He had his cell-phone held up to his ear with his left hand while in his right, he was guiding a giant sub to his mouth -- while driving with his forking ELBOWS!! Like I said, if I'd had a gun, I'd a shot him, and no jury would have convicted me.
Folks, if you're gonna drive, drive -- it's probably way more than you can handle.
The way most people drive drives me crazy. Most people are so careless and just plain stupid. Most people are in general, but behind a wheel, the stakes are so much higher.
One thing I'm really trying hard not to do is multi-task. No, I don't talk on my cellphone but I'll suddenly say, "Did I bring my wallet?" then I'm digging through my pocketbook One time, a few months ago, I did that and missed an accident by a hair. Very frightening. I would have been hit head on, going 60 mph. Just like my cop blog, shit happens suddenly in a car. It requires 100% attention.
jane, thanks for getting my main point here and saying it so succinctly: "a nice post to remind everyone to chill out. and ALWAYS expect the other person to screw up."
MAWB, where do you live again? Just making sure I'm not in your way.
Beth, I can see you driving and it's not pretty. Remember, you're a Winner, you live in the Dumbest Driver State.
Lea, don't take the test, they've changed it since we got our licenses. We are far more cautious. Welcome home!
Cartrish, you and me both.
Coyote, they have a Boston and a Chappaquiddick version....
I think I did this as my pet peeve is tailgaters. I think the concept of "braking distance" is too little taught these days in driver's ed compared to when I took it...!
If they are, it is proof that natural selection has been removed from the human race. We are going to end up with Planet of the Apes. Natural selection is killing off stupid apes but it's not killing stupid humans anymore. At some point, the average IQ is going to cross.
Also, as others said - a solid (not just starting to change) yellow light before you hit the intersection means you should stop if it's safe (it may not be, including if some yahoo is tailgating you). Yes, you can probably still make it thru the intersection LEGALLY but that is not what the quiz is about. It's about safety. We were all taught that if the light is already yellow as you approach the intersection, you should stop.
BTW, I knew someone who got a ticket for the specific act (noted on ticket) of going thru a YELLOW light at an intersection. Cops apparently have the discretion to do that. You've been warned!
At least 13 years ago in Indiana, the driver's ed/license test standard was one car length (measured by YOUR car) per ten mph of speed. Thus, a car length if you were doing 10mph in a parking lot, three car lengths if you were doing 30mph on a city street, seven car lengths for the interstate.
Thus, if you were driving a Chevy Suburban, you would need to keep more distance ftom the car ahead of you than if you were driving a Geo Metro. Which makes sense, since the Suburban weighs a good deal more and takes longer to stop than the Metro.
I always miss one or two on tests like this (and did this time), and it's always a question with a number in it. "How many seconds . . ." "How many feet . . ." stuff like that. I'm usually 'way too cautious.
(Also, my driver's ed instructor spoke in "car lengths" rather than "seconds" when talking about how close to follow other cars. And it was situational.)