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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Birthday
June 14
Title
VP, Repartee
Company
Swift Retorts
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sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

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JUNE 26, 2009 5:19PM

OMG, I Got Married in Farrah Hair!

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farrah hair 

(For those wondering about the Fear Factor here, see last photo below).

I am NOT a follower. Especially of trends set by Hollywood. Or even Vogue. Well, maybe the Gap. But that's more about comfort. Personal preference.

I've always believed I had my own unique style.

So how is it possible I never realized my bridal 'do' was so Farrah-esque? I wasn't a blonde but still, the hair is all about the Farrah look. Thank god for the veil or I'd have to hide my wedding pics forever.

farrah hair 2 


I'm equally ashamed to note that a few years later I sported the shorter version at Karen's bridal shower. Here's me as Brunette Farrah and, well, Karen looking a bit like Blonde Michael.

farrah hair w karen



I wasn't even a big fan of Charlie's Angels. I watched occasionally, I admit, but I identified with Kate Jackson, "the smart one."

Fact is, come to think of it, I've ended up looking more like her than anyone else. Except me.

I have to think it was the hairdresser who did it to me. If you've read about my wedding and the events leading up to it, you know that hair wasn't so much on my mind.  How I Became A Wife Against All Odds

This is also a good chance to share my recent Michael Jackson post, celebrating one of his greatest gifts to us.  "We Are The World" (If Only) *UPDATED FOR MICHAEL

As for Farrah, here's what I've already said: Farrah was a typical celeb. Sex, drugs, rehab, the works. Then she made a courageous public chronicle of her battle with cancer, showing every ugly detail. I have to say it was hard to watch, but her determination to fight and the years she added to her life also gives our family hope.

I hope both Farrah and Michael can rest in peace. Those they left behind certainly won't, for a long, long time.


My famous Deer in the Headlights photo...

deer bride



 

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Okay, I caved, especially when I passed the wall with our wedding pics and took a SURPRISED look at me as a bride...
Gee and I just went to the prom in Farrah hair :0

I loved your terrified bride pictures when I first saw them in your earlier post, Sally. And you are definitely rockin the Sabrina look in the last pic. Love it.
As a fellow Brunette Farrah, I feel your shame.

Assume you see the ad there on your right for Hoshall's Salon & Spa, should you want to try for the Farrah look one more time.
Laurel, I want to look like you!

dharma, did I miss your Farrah prom pic? That's a must-see for me.
Kate was worth a lingering look, too.
Holy crap, I thought I was looking into a time machine mirror!
Now THAT's Farrah hair. Or is it Jaclyn hair? Maybe what I had was Kate Jackson hair.

I do love those wedding pictures. Hope we keep finding reasons to look at them.
In the cover photo you look scared, like the Runaway bride, but cute.
Farrah hair = the face of OS, today anyway!
What is up with the expression in that first picture, Ms. Swift? I cannot tell if it is a look of:

Don't you dare mess with me right now, or I will fucking kill you,
or
What am I doing, What am I doing, What am I doing?

It does not look as though you are hearing some lilting song like those multicolored precursors of the Village People, the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz lilting, "We're out of the woods, we're of the woods, we're out of the rain!" as they skip down the Yellow Brick Road.

Know What I am saying? Put that pic up and post a caption contest, woman!
You are lovely in Farrah hair, or out of it!
I had Farrah hair, but it fell out and I can't find a picture. I'll keep looking because I want to write a Farrah hair post, too!
latethink, Gwool, ah, you don't know the story... just click on the How I Became A Wife link and scroll down to the last picture. Deer in the headlights. The second pic up here is After the ceremony.

Sandra, Juliet, Delia, I yam what I yam, who knew? As I said somewhere else, at least we moved the needle off ALL ADS ALL THE TIME whining. ;)
Okay, between you and Freaky, I'm love sick. Thank you! xox
Oh stfu, Michael. :)

Gwool, that cover is a caption contest if ever I saw one... what's your caption?
WHOA...huge picture on the cover Sally! But you look a little more like a runaway bride!
Mary, it scared the bejezzus outta me!

Robin, I'm feeling a little freaky at the moment.

Does else anyone think it's odd that my old pedophile post on Jacko has been at the top of the feed all day?
I had Farrah hair too!
Sally - wow lookit that. We were hair sisters.

The feed has needed a tune up for some time now. It needs to exclude posts created before a certain date - unless they want to create two "Most Viewed" feeds and add a "Most Viewed Recent Post" It's great that the older posts are getting current hits, but they are out of place where they are now.
But trig, were you as relaxed getting married as I was?

Cherie, I'll be your sister any time. Apparently your BIG sister. hehe
Those photos are wonderful! Amazing how many of us, wherever we were in our lives (I was 15) sported "the feathered look." Somewhere, there's a retired Hollywood stylist muttering, "I invented that!" (Surely Farrah didn't.)
I especially like the second wedding picture. Very nice.
Steve, the first one (really BIG on the COVER, OKAY) was taken before the wedding, the second one after... during the drinking, perhaps.

How'd you like the Deer in the Headlights one?
Frankly I think you look a LOT like Kate Jackson, only with Farrah hair. A neat package, a beautiful girl.
Wow, dcv, thanks! You made my day. Let's remember, these photos are from 1982, though I did date Joe Namath too back in the day, before my marriage, ahem. (Jeez, was he dumb).
Sally, any excuse to see your Face of Fear again - that's still hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on OS!

Also, your experience bears out my theory that even those of us who are very fashion and trend resistant get sucked into them more than we believe, and that our old photos are the proof. I have met the enemy in my own photos, and it's name was....hot pants.
dear god, that should be "its name" - one of my pet peeves and I did it!
Brie, thank you! If only I weren't so LARGE. oy

Silkstone, I have to say I love the Face of Fear too. It's totally real (obviously) and now I have to add the realization that though a reverse snob, I was unwittingly a Fearful Farrah bride. double oy
Yeah, that last pic you have up there is the one that should be captioned. My god, that is just classic. That could be exhibit A of a cruel and unusual punishment divorce defense. How can she press that case your honor? Look at her? She knew what she was getting into! If that doesn't say, "Holy Shit, that guy's a fucking asshole, help me!" Then what does? And yet she still married my client?
Marrying large.


And Sally, you dated Joe Namath, too?
:)
You were looking a bit apprehensive in the top photo...

I never could see myself in a big, traditional marriage. Claus & I hired a Justice of the Peace and were married by the waterfall in my sister's backyard garden. I went barefoot and wore an antique lace dress I discovered in an antique store. I hadn't even planned on a cake but my sister's coworkers were so horrified that I might go cakeless that they baked one for me. We invited a couple of friends and my sis's dog. It was perfect.

What a lovely (though slightly stunned) bride you were!
Way to go Sally! Been working all day and come back to see you've taken OS by storm. Great before the wedding shot!
If I die too young, after putting up a nobel and public (or private) fight with cancer or some other terror, I can only hope that people will feel obligated to briefly mention my personal triumphs, my humanity, before exploiting my old hairdo's retro schtickiness for blog hits. What else is there?
Gwool, if you can take a break from representing me, read the post that goes with that picture. I was scared shitless but determined because I really had found The One. We're at 27+ years, as my husband says, 19 of the happiest years of our lives.

Lea, if only somebody was here with a camera to shoot my face when I saw my face. Shock and awe. Um, about Joe. We'll get there. But not in front of my wedding pic, k?

Cherie, I didn't want a traditional wedding but sister had eloped and my mother wanted something for me. So we had a big Saturday night party. My dress wasn't a wedding gown, but couture from a back room sale.. do you remember a designer called Mary MacFadden?

I made my sisters wear white so Mom could see the younger one walk down an aisle. Plus, we had a chocolate wedding cake. You should read my wedding post, I think you'll find we're kindred spirits. I was more than stunned.

Barry, more than storm, I feel like a Farrah-esque tsunami.

Sao Kay, great to see you back! Yes, the only wings I ever had, believe me.
Public, did you READ what I said about Farrah in this post? We have a far too close connection to her in my family. When we can smile, for ANY reason, we grab it. Farrah's gone. Karen's still very much here. It's not about hits, it's about hitting back for life.
Definitely a Kate Jackson cutie!
Zuma, the best compliment of all. Thank you!
Yeah - definitely Kate Jackson. And that's a nice, simple-looking necklace. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
Your wedding day on the cover!!! Does it get any better?

@at you and Lea. You both dated Joe too? I wasn't married yet either. :-)
Ah yes, I remember it well.
Isn't it nice to know that your wedding is getting more publicity now than it did at the time you got married?
Sally, put me in the Kate camp. The expression on the classic deer in the headlight photo is a perfect outward expression of what I'd say a very large number of wedding paticipants are feeling as they face the longest mile short of an execution. My caption would be short and, well, maybe not so sweet "Oh Shit!"
I went to the prom in Farrah-esque hair, too.
When my friends and I played Charlie's Angels (really) I wanted to be Jaclyn Smith, the pretty brunette. But I always had to be Kate Jackson.
Luckily, I married I guy who preferred Kate Jackson, the smart one :-)
You were - and are - beautiful Sally, but to me, the hair is more Jaclyn Smith. Still, those hair flips do define that era, don't they? I think we were all slaves to the curling iron in the 70's. By the way, I love that "deer in headlights" photo of you. :)
Jeremiah, thanks, necklace was a gift from my sisters. I gave it to my niece Karen to wear at her wedding. Hope she keeps it for her daughter Amy.

grif, you think you jest. At the time, he'd have jumped anything with a pulse.

Judy, you had the Mia Farrow look then, you're even prettier now. Did you get a chance to see the HUGE me on the cover last night? Could've used an airbrush.

Steve, you have no idea. The hotel where we got married was a client of mine, I'd overseen their grand opening. My husband's still peeved that the announcement board in the lobby didn't even mention his name... just said The Sally MaidenName Wedding: Main Ballroom.

bobbot, the 'deer' pic accurately reflects that those exact words were going through my head.

Renee, show us your prom photo! And uh, thanks for reminding me I was getting married while you were still in high school... ;)

Denise, we're sisters too. Hubby never liked Farrah, was a Kate fan.

Karin, truth be told, I would've loved Hamill hair at one point, but mine is too curly. You'd look great in any 'do.'
Lisa, we crossed. You are too kind to me. Jaclyn Smith was (is) my idea of classic beauty but still, I wanted to be Kate. I wonder what Dominic the hairdresser had in mind 27 years ago.

Deer photo will always be my favorite. It reminds me of how far I've come. Now I look that way whenever I think of (someday, a long time from now, k) becoming a grandmother ... EEK!
Hey, Sal, I don't know about an airbrush.... Tallulah Bankhead used to say she looked best when photographed through linoleum!
It could have been worse. You could have gotten married TO Farrah Hair.
Good point O'Really (love the name!) .. in fact I got married to Michael Jackson's early hair. Hubby has what he used to refer to as a "Jewfro." Now it's tamer, as befits a Boomer.
Did anyone ever say that your dad looked like the actor Sam Wannamaker? Do NOT tell me your dad was/is he. I will just plotz.
Okay, I came here. Are you happy now?
Cartrish, I never heard the Sam Wannamaker comparison, I've heard others but can't remember who they were. To me he's Dad. No plotzing please. That's being done far too much elsewhere...
You look just like Jane Alexander.
Great pictures. Besides being smart and pretty you are
a real lady. I like that.
Sally, I love your every post!!!! Some, like your meeting Bob Dylan will stay with me for the rest of my life. Rated