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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Birthday
June 14
Title
VP, Repartee
Company
Swift Retorts
Bio
sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

JULY 13, 2009 5:40PM

Surgery Again - I'm Becoming A Bionic Woman

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abd pillow
Abduction pillow, holds arm up so shoulder pins can set.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Right. Sure. Okay. But how much lemonade can one person --one family-- take without gagging? A lot, apparently. Karen, Alex, Judy ... and now it's my turn again.

Surgery. Seriously. Sucks.

But: you play, you pay. Tennis. Volleyball. Softball. Running. Aerobics. Step and spin. Workouts. Weights. Bands. Pilates (well, that's the helpful one).

Heed me now: If you're of a certain age, get ready ... lifelong high energy athletic activity eventually causes Boomer Breakdown.

I've had both knees "scoped." Several lumbar disk ruptures repaired. One cervical disk too. Tendons in one hand released. An elbow fixed.

Last September I had major rotator cuff repair on my left shoulder Ten months later I'm still not 100%. Still doing PT. Still in pain. But I manage. Try to be reasonably stoic. (Yeah, ha ha).


More Shoulder Surgery
However. Another rotator cuff tear. In my right shoulder. So I'm having surgery again. Unfreakinbelievable. Can I catch a break? Apparently not. Just one tear after another.

There will be a lot of pain. (Demerol is my friend). I'll spend a month in an 'abduction brace', 24/7 (see photo above). Six to nine months of physical therapy. I'm still sleeping on a raised wedge since the left shoulder surgery.

Oh, to sleep My Way -- curled up on my left side, face cradled in my soft feather pillow, turning to my right side at will. I dream about it. Every. Night.

My sister Judy took care of me last time, stayed with us for a month. Same deal this time. She's had some R&R home in LA after Karen's last treatment, along with some work and some more organizing to move back East.
 
Now she's here to take expert care of me and my dumb shoulder. But first, most important, we've focused on Karen and Alex in their joint battles with cancer.


Karen and Alex - Good News!
Karen's latest scans and treatment show no further metastasis. The big tumor in her liver is mostly dead. The one in her spleen can wait. Karen's self-designed Positive Attitude Program is working.

The doctors, in their own words, are "surprised and amazed."

Alex too got a great report from his June eye surgery too: no more tumor growth. No more laser surgeries for now. "Go to camp and swing from trees," the surgeon told him. (Just wear protective goggles).

We'll take it. No problem. Alex and Amy are both at camp. Happy and healthy. Poo poo poo.

Karen and Bob will be visiting our sister Betsy's cool home in Connecticut. Their house is on a lake. Canoe. Kayak. Hot tub. Golf course. Bike trails. Stella and Lucy (dog 'cousins') together again. Heaven. If anybody in this world deserves a vacation from care and stress, it's Karen and Bob.

So this is the window for my surgery -- four to five weeks when Judy and I won't be needed by anybody. We hope. We can just lay around and veg. TV, rented movies, long talks, laughter, crossword puzzles, snack till we drop.



My Post-Op Lifestyle
The first two weeks I'll be pretty much in a Demerol haze. Okay with me. This surgery hurts. A lot.

Judy's a nurse, but it's more about helping me with the kinds of personal things you'd only ask a sister to do. I'm right-handed, so this time, once I'm up and around, independence will be harder.

Even though I'm fairly ambidextrous, I don't look forward to being All Lefty All the Time. It took almost 6 months after the last surgery till I could raise my arm high enough to brush my own hair.

If you enjoy the dancing around to pull your pants up with one hand, or needing help getting your shirt on and off, or eating, plucking, writing, brushing your teeth and hair, (not to mention performing daily intimate rituals) with the opposite hand ... you'd love my current situation. Not.

Plus, with only one hand available, somebody literally has to cut my meat. Open the toothpaste tube. Things you don't even think about till you can't do them. I am totally in awe of amputees. Seriously.

I'm going to work hard not to whine, kvetch, be a pain in the ass. To those who are already laughing: Oh, STFU!

And to anybody who wants to throw some good karma my way, I can catch it with my left arm.


OS
Deja vu all over again.

I won't be around for three to four weeks. I'll miss you, but meanwhile, tawk amongst yourselves. As soon as the pain lets up and the drugs wear off, I'll be lurking. And reading. And enjoying.

If I have a comment, Judy will type it for me. Or I'll peck it out with one hand.

In the meantime, if you're new to OS or to my blog, here (most recent first) are some posts about Judy, Karen, Alex and other members of our truly courageous family.

No More! No Más! Enough! Basta! Finis! Stop! **UPDATED

This Is Not The End Of Your Life 

Here's To Alex, To Life, L' Chaim!

My Sister's Plane Crash, Miracle in Santa Monica

The Cancer Sisters

Boca Midnight

Anniversary of a Death, Addition of a Label

I See Courage

Alex's Lemonade - Elixir of Life

My Mother - Lighting the Way



 

 

 

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I'll miss you guys. Take care, have fun, wish me luck. I'll be back as soon as I can think without a fog and talk without mumbling.
Take care... from one orthopedic doc's favorite to another.
I have to go against type here and refrain from a smart ass remark. Talked with a college buddy who had a shoulder done and he was lamenting the pain and the slowness of the recovery. But those wedge pillows can come in handy.

Ok, a little smart ass remark. I couldn't help myself.

Take care....
You make no mention of having a shoulder-mounted laser installed. Is that the following surgery?

Again, be a good patient, and don't snap at the doctors.
Come back while you are still in a fog!

I"LL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish you a speedy recovery. And I know what you mean -- I am starting on the slippery path to Boomer Breakdown myself.
Awww, CRAP, Sally. I am so sorry to hear this. Crushed, in fact. Damn.

Make Judy navigate OS for you when you're out of the Demerol haze and dictate update posts to her. Surely she can do that for you...
Sally I'm so sorry you must go through this. As one on the slippery slope myself every morning when I wake up still in one piece I do a small victory dance!

I had a broken right wrist, so I know exactly what you will be going through...I found I could do more than I thought I could, but mostly because I had nobody to help me.

My son is having his surgery for his shoulder on Wed., that is if the cardiologist gives the ok. I'm not even going to tell him about you.

Glad you have good news to share. Good luck and see you when the fog lifts!
Sally, Sally, Sally lay back be pain free and a fast and happy return to OS>
Wishing you the best, Sally, and sending thoughts of strength and healing! Come back as soon as you can - you can type one-handed, you know! And who knows how creative you might be on the Demerol?
All the best to you, Sally. We'll raise a glass (or 50) to you in Vegas. You can still read and rate, can't you.......? ;)
Good luck. Ask for the chocolate Demerol.
Best wishes for a quick recovery. Surely it must be even harder when you know what you're in for.

Take your co-enzyme Q10, seems to be good for healing the joints.
I'll miss you!! Heal very fast.

(Gee, I hope my lifelong non-athleticism keeps me from having to have surgery...!)
Sally, love, you will be in my thoughts and prayers until you return. It is wonderful news from Karen and Alex, so let's all try to keep the good juju going.

Rest up, heal, and above all don't worry. We'll still be here when you come back, and we'll keep the positive thoughts coming for everyone, you included.
I'm so very sorry you must go through this. Wishing you quick healing. And I wasn't laughing...until I read "Oh, STFU!" That made me laugh.
My best to you!
"The first two weeks I'll be pretty much in a Demerol haze." Must be nice. I'd love to take a little trip and never leave the farm.

Seriously though, it seems your family is trying to support the entire health care system. Man, you all have been through a lot. Just remember, attitude is everything, but surgery still sucks. Get well!
I wish you well. Certainly sounds like you've been having a rough time. Good luck to you.
Best wishes. Take care and heal well!
The Bionic Woman -- she's baaaaaaaaaack!
I just want to wish you well and a speedy recovery. I hope there will be some fun having your sister with you. We will all miss you.
We all have to delay as long as possible seeing the body parts fall along the road in the rearview mirror, but it happens. Hope you have the best drugs.
twins we are in some ways. Recently told that my right must be repaired also. Personally, I write better in a fog of narcotics, the words just flow from my brain. The left is two years post op and with sevral coping methods i can sort of brush my hair. Good luck Sally, even if you don't visit me very often these days.
Hang in there! And good luck!
Glad to hear about Karen and Alex. And best of luck to you, O great bionic one.
Oh Sally, just saw this and want to wish you a speedy recovery! You are so lucky, both Judy and you, to have each other. We'll stay in touch and we'll meet soon, I hope. Heal well and hang in there, all of you. Loving thoughts ....
Sally.....ack! Selfishly, I will miss you very much! How wonderful to have your sister. I would love to share breakdown stories...what is it about health issues that just beg to be shared....I once broke both arms...ummmm, pain meds!
The good news: Alex and Karen. Great news, in fact.

The bad news: Your second shoulder surgery in less than that many years. I'm so sorry you have to go through all this again. Again. You have given me a new awareness of and admiration for amputees, as well. I hope and pray for a speedier recovery on this one. Yes, hope does spring eternal.

I wish I could take your pain away, my dear friend. All I can do is remind you to take all your meds on time to stay ahead of the pain. No heroics, right?

And since you HAVE to take your Demerol, let me quote from a Beatles song, inspired by Timothy Leary, inspired by the Tibetan Book of the Dead:

Turn off your mind
Relax
And float down stream....
Sally, I just saw this (I was at my cousin's funeral, so I can relate to the theme of plagues. You're amazing. I'm rooting for you!
NEWS FLASH: Surgery went well. Sally is trying to stumble out of her Demerol haze and is intermittently succeeding. That's when we know it's time for more.

Joan, I read Sally your comment and she sends her condolences and hopes to get back here soon.

She wants to thank everyone for their happy feet (this is why we don’t let her type under the influence). Have to go, she's calling for one of Freaky's chocolate Demerols. Updates to follow.

FIRST UPDATE: Sally dictated the above this morning but ‘things’ got in the way. But I’m happy to report that the status is still quo. She’ll have more to say - - between drugs
Oh, Sally. Cripes. Though I'm thrilled to hear Karen and Alex are doing better. These words sound like music to my ears (as well as you guys, I'm sure):

"Go to camp and swing from trees."

Yes, indeed.
Having just had double knee replacement surgery 3 1/2 weeks ago, I feel your pain. I feel the same way: NO MORE SURGERY! That's it!
Long time no hear from. This will require emails and phone calls. I think of you every day. Time to stop wondering and find out "Hal and Helen R. Yew." With much love from Lois Carmen De Nominator. Sam and Janet Evening also send their best. Likewise the Carr family, Rex, Lisa and Curtis E.
Aw, I would cut your meat for you, Sally. Any time! Feel better soon. After all of this, your family is entitled to a Nothing But Good pass. XOXO