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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
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June 14
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VP, Repartee
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sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

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AUGUST 9, 2009 3:38PM

Men and Women - Destiny or Stereotype? You Decide

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I'm almost back. It's still hard to type. But not hard to laugh. So, enjoy these.

Although there may be those who see this harmless fun as controversial and inflamatory. They can bite me. heh

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kids, babies, humor, yack yack yack, hump hump hump, cute in pink or blue, i've missed you guys, who wants some demerol?

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Psst... have you missed me?
Sally Swift
August 09, 2009 03:38 PM
HA! You know, you can't make this shit up.

One of my nieces was like that baby girl. She NEVER stopped talking. EVER.
m. a.h
August 09, 2009 03:56 PM
Hilarious. And (psst) yes.
Stacey Youdin
August 09, 2009 04:10 PM
Missed you? Only every day. Of course we are born this way. I was a bit disturbed at the junior sex doll thing. Still, at least there was no violence. :)
bobbot
August 09, 2009 04:46 PM
YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Chicago Guy
August 09, 2009 04:57 PM
Hey stranger, yes we've missed you! Happy healing.
Procopius
August 09, 2009 05:15 PM
Laughing out loud already. Thanks for this, Sally. And welcome the hell back!
Cynthia Johnston
August 09, 2009 05:36 PM
YES I missed you. How could I not? How could any of us not? I'm so glad to hear from you. Happy freakin healing, Sally Gal.
Cynthia Johnston
August 09, 2009 05:38 PM
Dear God, woman. You need to fix your attitude before you come back. This is a family site!
Steve Blevins
August 09, 2009 06:26 PM
amazed at the babies (exuberant talking and humping) ... and of course.
Chuck A. Stetson
August 09, 2009 06:40 PM
I have! Now those are a couple of entertaining videos. Wonder which man she is complaining about. I the second one? It has to been past lives, that is all I can come up with.
Dr. Spudman44
August 09, 2009 06:55 PM
Glad you are almost healed!!! You know, laughter is the best medicine! Yes, you have been missed. My husband and I are still laughing. Thanks.
BuffyW
August 09, 2009 07:41 PM
Aw . . .I WANT PUPS! :) These are cute!
LadyMiko
August 09, 2009 08:00 PM
So do you think that little boy can get that little girl to shut up?! Sheesh!

Hello, Sally. I hope your recuperation is going well. Thank you for keeping your health care provider in business. They are taking a beating, you know. Seriously, I hope you and yours are doing well! M
Michael Rodgers
August 09, 2009 08:08 PM
You are all too kind... (keep it comin, k? ;) I've been lurking, will try to get around to latest posts asap. Keep the notices coming too pls.
Sally Swift
August 09, 2009 08:51 PM
Missed you big time. Is that a video of baby Steve Blivens?
Lea Lane
August 09, 2009 09:21 PM
@Lea: (I still prefer dolls, by the way.)
Steve Blevins
August 09, 2009 09:57 PM
I didn't need to win a darned thing to rate this, Sally! Those babies are too adorable. And very much in character.
zumalicious
August 09, 2009 10:37 PM
This is HYSTERICAL!!! I laughed so hard I amost coughed up my whole grain pasta and meatless meatballs. Don't ask. Actually, you can ask. They're from Trader Joe's and they are delicious. But not as delicious as those cute babies--just darling (even the humping one).
Susan Cross
August 09, 2009 10:47 PM
Yes, I've missed you. Finally, I see the difference! Rated
Ralph Tingey
August 09, 2009 11:10 PM
That's...disturbing!

yes, I've missed you. I wonder why I haven't seen your cheery comments around and then remember you're busy healing. Hope it's going well!
Nelle Engoron
August 09, 2009 11:35 PM
My daughter started talking at age two. She is ten now. Hasn't stopped except for a couple of breaths. ;-D

Missed you big time - nice to see you back even if it's just a little way back.

Smooches, kiddo.
Bill S.
August 10, 2009 08:36 AM
I've missed you a lot!
SuznMaree
August 10, 2009 12:26 PM
Glad you're back, Sally!
Beth Mann
August 11, 2009 08:40 AM
Oh my gosh! So adorable. I might have to steal these for my facebook page.
Lisa Kern
August 20, 2009 10:02 PM

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