Here's the best way to spend Halloween...

 You know you’re too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

8.  You ask for high fiber candy only.

7.  People say: 'Great Fright Mask,' 
   And you're not wearing a mask.

6.  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5.  You start to yell, 'Trick or...'  And can't remember the rest.

4.  You have to carefully choose a costume that  doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

3.  You're the only Transformer in the neighborhood with a beer gut.

2.  By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

And the number one reason Boomers should not Trick Or Treat...
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1.  You have to keep going home to pee.