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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Birthday
June 14
Title
VP, Repartee
Company
Swift Retorts
Bio
sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

Editor’s Pick
MAY 14, 2010 10:31AM

Original Family Values: Sex, Drugs, Bigotry, Fear, Lies

Rate: 63 Flag

Advertising reflects popular culture, ideas, prejudices. It also helps define and validate them. The rules are still pretty much the same. Identify a fad or a need, position your product to support it. Then sell it with sex, greed, fear or loathing.

It apparently started in biblical times.


bowels
I have got to know. Are Moses and Jesus selling us laxatives?

The marketplace is so crowded and varied now that branding is key. Today's ads rely just as heavily on tapping into subliminal, primal emotions. And they still insult every targeted group they seek to capture. 

Oh, the things people believed. Swallowed. Ingested. Bought. In the early 20th Century, they thought you could tame women, children and the elderly with hard drugs. (Maybe they were onto something).

The 1950's and 60's brought sex, self-consciousness and subjugation to the mix. And the advent of Big Business Means Business. Tobacco. Liquor. Cars.

Throw in some guns and unapologetic racism along the way. Add plenty of deliberate misdirects, innuendo and outright lies. There it is. A pictoral history of American culture in a nutshell. And I do mean NUTshell.

Subliminal Sex Sells

corvette

They might as well say, "Buy a Corvette and you're guaranted pussy."

 

levis

The oh-so-clever message, "Wear Levis and get a girl between your legs." Not in those ugly pants, bub.

 

ketchup

 Lefty loosy, righty tightie. With your mouth. Can you say 'phallic'?

 


 Unsightly Un-American Fat

chubby

Seriously? You call that girl  fat? Seriously? I wore Chubby sizes. I am scarred for life. Pass me a beer and a smoke but Not a jar. (See below).

 

tapeworms'

Diet, schmiet, this is so gross it literally makes the next ad seem palatable.

 

cig thin

 Who remembers the other meaning for LSMFT?

 


For Babies, Kids, Teens

 

  baby beer

Forget formula, just chug a brewski with Mom and you'll both have a mellow day.

 

  baby smokes

Oh yeah, Mom, suck in some calming smoke before dealing with that little sucker.

 

cocaine kids

Of course I'm no expert :::ahem::: but I seem to remember hearing in the 1980's that coke made your gums numb. Why didn't my mom give it to meee?

 

tv kids

 Still the world's greatest babysitter. With benefits.

 


Drugs, Drugs, Drugs

 

herion

 Bayer sold this. Bayer. Holy crap.

 

mj

Now we're talkin'. And look, only 5 dollars for that big happy bottle.

 

opium

 Ok, I'm pretty much speechless here.

 

thor

This makes my head hurt. Such disrespect for the old and ill.

 


Lies, Misdirects and Just Plain Stupidity

 

tan

Wow. Major flaw here. (Not HER, the logic!) All those Coppertone users must look so young and lovely today. Oy.

 

teens

High School Success, spelled S U G A R. Jeez.

 

team cigs

Olympic athletes and other top achievers smoke "To Relieve Fatigue"? Go, Team Camel!

 


 Racial Stereotypes That'll Make You Squirm

 

bourban

 No. Freakin. Comment. Well, wait. No, I can't say anything.

 

maid

I am humiliated that anyone in my family ever used the word "schvartza." Or bought a Del Monte product.

 

rum

Oh sure, every man from Puerto Rico can be identified by his big black mustache. Arizona lawmakers will be happy to know that.

 

blk mn

 Marketing style: targeted or segregated? You decide.

 


 Miscelaneous Madness

 

guns

Yep. Little Suzie with her dollie and her gunnie. Can you read her nightie? "Papa says it won't hurt us." Did Sarah Palin pose for this ad?

 

f soap

So many captions, so little time.

 


Warning. This ad is very creepy...

 

pia ad

A real ad for Pakistan International Airlines, March, 1979.

 

You know what they say ... art imitates life. And often vice versa. Let's see Mad Men top that.

 

 

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I used to work in advertising. I am deeply ashamed.
Sally: this is great! We are an amazing society, and getting worse. BTW: Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco! Great piece of research and satire. Thanks.
I think I feel a toothache coming on...
Oh, Sally, what a wonderful/hideous collection. I think I need a little pineapple juice to calm down. With a cocaine chaser.
Oh Sally, what do I have to say here? Damned near nothing. You don't think that little Osama saw that ad do you?
Can't say enough about lipstick and a ketchup bottle. Oooh la la!
Except for when you were cringing at the racism, you must have enjoyed researching these. So many favorites, but I probably laughed hardest at the ketchup BJ. Can't you just see the all male creative department coming up with that one? Wonder what the rejects were?
Wow. Those are some uuuuuugly pants.
holy crap, sally. heroin? heroin? i can just hear myself, "i'm a little congested, i think."
:::cough cough::: ::: cough cough cough COUGH COUGH :::
A history within a history; very revealing.
These are great. Er, you know what I mean! I'm more disturbed by the every day branding and the subliminal messages we are assaulted by today. The Media Education Foundation is located here, where I live - they put out many amazing videos about advertising, including Jean Kilbourne's seminal works about young women, self image, and ads.
Television advertising, especially, is now reliant on plot and tv shows are such blatant ads that sometimes it gets blurry. Thank goodness for TIVO.
It's weird how certain older ads bring back such clear memories - remember those cigarettes that were about two feet long and had flowers on the filters? We thought those were the bomb!
The Things They Sold Us. And the way they sold them.

This is amazingly well put together - funny and trenchant and scary. Thank you for bringing it to us.
Am I the only one who remembers that Loose Straps Mean Floppy T**s? Quite a collection here. All that's missing is the doctor recommending a certain brand of cigarettes.
I used to work in marketing -- me, too. As for your tag on this one:

The oh-so-clever message, "Wear Levis and get a girl between your legs." Not in those ugly pants, bub.

The message I got was "We're so gay, even that buxom beauty can't entice us as we look into each other's eyes and into the distance."

My ex used to be a suntanning freak, and yes, she payed the price.
Sally...these ads make me want to scream, laugh and cry
When is the Del Monte ad from? I think my grandfather was an exec there at the time.
Dave, thanks! And there was another, underground LS slogan... who knows it?

Cappy, what, no craving for ketchup too?

sixty, just have a brew and a smoke...

Bonnie, you're right, political advertising is the worst. Think of our attention spans when we were hittin the heroin and PCP.

Bob, that PIA ad is... well, I almost didn't put it up.

Duane, your social conscience is Not showing... heh

greenheron, BJ's sell ketchup, everyone knows that!
freethinker, the pants are ugly, the guys are uglier, the message is ugliest.

femme, I'm surprised more people aren't :::coughing:::

sophieh, the ad biz is literally history.

aim, product placement is out of control, another whole (disgraceful) subject. I think you're remembering Virginia Slims? Or, somebody, anybody know what those long flowery cigs were called?

ladyslipper, thank you. It was harder to leave things out, so many truly offensive examples.

jimmy, I can't believe I never heard "Loose Straps Mean Floppy T**s" ... I love it! The one I remember is (don't shoot the messenger!) Let's Stop My Finger's Tired. [or, sub Screw for Stop]
Sally, you don't mean, Let's screw my fingers's tired?
we criss crossed
I promise I'll go away after this, but there was another Lucky slogan too. So round, so firm, so fully packed.
Sally,

What fun that was, loved your comments. That just made my Friday.
Rated
The racial nature displayed here should be a beacon to white folks wonderin' why we's so p.o.'d bout Aree-zone-a.

Outstanding examples, en masse but while fear and greed lead the pack you left out the old Biblical stand-by, shame: Choosy Mothers Choose Jif ... are YOU choosy? or just a bad Mom?

AUWE

rated.
What's wrong with a free chubby? Oh you mean they were refering to fat kids, well that is different.
I gotta agree, the Levi's ad makes me think that the guys in the picture are way more into each other than the girl.

BTW - I'll take my coke with a cannabis chaser.
What this fascinating collection shows is that we think we know so much in the moment. In 50 years which of our current ads will look as awful? What will we have learned about diet drinks, plastic wrap, microwave ovens, pilates, Jenny Craig, etc. etc and who knows what else. Great post.
It's funny how they were marketing TV as an educational tool back then -- sort of like the way they do with the web today.

Have you seen the ad for AT&T which shows the marathon spelling bee which goes on for weeks because of super-intelligent kids who are all incapable of misspelling anything because they had the internet to teach them???

Yeah right -- all of us teachers know the score there. When you read a term-paper which uses I.M. chatspeak, i.e. "u" for "you" and 4 for "for", you are aware just how absurd the notion that the wireless world breeds smarter kids is.

Rated.
Tom, I don't get a gay vibe from the Levi's ad (not that there's anything wrong with that) ... but I love your copy. heh

Mimetalker, I thought mimes don't scream...

Derek, I have to go back and look for the Del Monte ad, I'll let you know. (Will add sources for all, mostly same archive).

Bob, round, firm and fully packed... that sounds sexist to me. heh

Chuck, always happy to make somebody's Friday.

Oahusurfer, guess what, I'm a white girl and I'm PO'd about Ah-ree-zone-a too! I said so specifically about the Hispanic Mustache Rum.

I wonder why nobody asked me How Are Your Bowels?
Sally: How about "It's Toasted." Is that it?
I hadn't seen these. I loved you detail on them.
Dang, I want that big bottle of happy!

-R-
I wish we could still buy opium at the Rite Aid. I so would after a week like this one. r
Sal, can we leave bowels out of this? Tag line for Luckies: Free and easy on the draw. Remember chubby departments? I try to forget them. And she's supposed to open that kechup bottle with her teeth, right? Fun post, Sal. If you have more, maybe your minions would like to vote for the right to see them. ENCORE -- from me!
Make that vote for the pleasure of seeing them. And I even remember working for a doc who'd shoot coke into nasal tissue to shrink it. Eternally stuffy patients thought he was magic.
Yes, Advertising was a lot easier before class action suits, consumer trade groups and justice department. Shoot you could say anything you wanted and never had to back up a claim. Luck cigarettes actually had doctors saying they were good for your health.

Of course "buyer beware" and "if it seems to good to be true, it's not" was the rule of the day so people took more personal responsibility for what they believed. When TV came along it was so new it had an almost built in credibility that people believed what they saw regardless of the claim. If it was on TV it had to be true.

There is a case of Xerox TV ad showing a child making a copy for their dad at the office. AB Dick sued for false advertising claiming a child could not operate a complicated machine like that. The next Xerox TV ad had a monkey making a copy.
ocular, don't you dis the chubbies! Remember, the best distance between two points is a curve.

John, I don't get it that you guys see gay in that Levis ad. I totally saw sexual innuendo. It was aimed at guys though, but not such high consciousness back then I guess.

Lea, I was thinking the same thing as I chose this sampling. Many of us already know that many of today's ads are just as cringe-worthy. I'll stick with the E-Trade talking babies, they'll stand the test of time.

I Joe, I've seen that spelling bee ad and thought it ridiculous. I didn't even realize it was flogging AT&T, duh. Not. Good.

Dave, you missed the rest. "It's Toasted. No throat irritation. No cough." Yuck. :::hack:::
Wow, ketchup, heroin, bourbon, tobacco, injectable opium, racism...
Where to begin?
Sally, this is fantastic._r
HEY! I had a pair of pants like that. I was ten. My mom made me wear them. To school.

Does anyone remember the New Leaf ads that came out just before tobacco advertising was banned on t.v.?
LSMFT -- has anyone gotten it yet? (Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco)
Lezlie
These are fantastic, Sally, funny and scary too. Great job! The Pakistan airlines one is astounding. I agree with Lea, wondering about how our current ads will be perceived in the future, especially the ubiquitous ads for sleep meds, depression meds, mood meds, etc.
Just to clarify - the baby does not drink the beer directly. Mom drinks the beer. Baby nurses and sleeps happily for a few hours!
I still work in advertising. I am deeply ashamed of you, too. ;)
snarky, thank you, feel free to add captions of your own.

Lady, I want that bottle too. Imagine the joy of not having to smoke it... not that I do. Smoke it, I mean.

Maureen, what a concept, buying opium at Rite Aid. Walmart would probably sell it cheaper.

Judy, repeat after me... we are no longer chubby. And we don't shoot coke. Biblical bowels, that's another story.

M Todd, you got me good with the monkey story. All you say is all too true. And now, think of all the drug commercials forced to list every horrendous side effect in their commercials.

Joan, you just listed most of my favorite things. Only have to add Pepsi and chocolate.

jp1954, New Leaf is new to me. Will see if I can find an ad.

Lezlie dear, we were referring not to Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco, but to the underground version... Let's Screw My Finger's Tired. (Oh, I'm going to hell for sure).

Deborah, what a thought! Future generations will think we were a bunch of suicidal maniacs. Hmmm....

Scribblenerd, I don't know, why not add some beer to the baby's bottle? Nap time.

Frank, my dear... ditto!
I don't know that these can be topped! Wow. And here I thought wine was mommy's little helper.
Opium, heroin and cannibas were the staples of any turn of the century pharmacy. They were in OTC med. Coca Cola had cocaine in it. Have a coke and a smile. 7Up had lithium to pick you up. The FDA didn't exist.

Awesome post! I love the thorazine ad. The zombie drug.
r
Okay, 'cause no one else has said it yet:

"Accidental discharge impossible." That's what he said.


I'm going back to my corner now.
that last one is really creepy. i'm astounded by some of these ads...
Sally Swift's OS blog totally, totally knocks my socks off. This work literally gives meaning to the word: Internet. Usually, it's a giant Sears and Roebuck catalogue. But not this time.
Del Monte, aw it reminds me of when I lived in Monterey where the racial exclusions in the deeds in Pebble Beach matched the ads for Del Monte. That was the early 20th century through and through.

I see Dave beat me to the punch on Lucky Strike. Those were some STRONG cigarettes.
Hey, Miss Sally! Is it any wonder we are so screwed up? Truth in advertising? I don't think so. Never had it, never will.
mypsyche, there was a time in the 80's when mommie's little helper was... oh, um, nevermind.

Poppi, 7Up had lithium??? Wow, think how many bi-polars could be helped by that now. Seriously.

Mrs Em, OMG, I just realized "Accidental discharge impossible." is right there! Don't go back to your corner without some SUGAR.

lemonpulp, I remember the big commotion when they pulled cigarette ads from tv, and the Coppertone kid with her tush showing, the rest are (bizarre) news to me.

incandescent, that's what bothers me the most... how insidious advertising is and has always been.

Timmy, wow, I honestly don't know what to say... except, well Thank You!

Dr Susanne, it's like the lawn jockeys all over Philadelphia's Main Line in front of homes where I wasn't welcome... as a Jew. I couldn't handle Lucky's, my first was, I think, Kent.

Stellaa, there was a time in my misspent very early 20's when virtually nothing was a controlled substance.

Michael! I thought of you as I was researching and posting this. We miss your Friday Funnies! And you.

Renatta, all that and more.
don't be ashamed. the rule is, what ever is not illegal is honored in proportion to the money you make. what is illegal is respected in proportion to the money you make, after you have paid off the cops and politicians.

we can see this in operation in the gulf spill. no one is going to jail, because the right people have had their share.
At least there was some honesty in the ads. The pain medicine did alleviate the pain. This was amusing. Nice post. R
we have come so far and yet, one wonders...

(and yes, thank you for the warning about the last one...)
Really enjoyed this. Amazing stuff.
The words that come to mind are utter disdain.
al, I like how you compare the greed and immorality of these ads with the that of the gulf oil spill... look also at the bigotry here and imagine if they knew there'd be a Black president one day.

The Judge, alleviating pain is one thing, promoting cancer-causing products to relieve pain is another. Just sayin...

Nikki, OY, what was I thinking! I meant to write and warn you... where's the heroin when I really need it?

Dear reader, glad you enjoyed. Wow, when I talk to you I sound like Miss Manners. (Oh wait, that was Gentle Reader).

LC Neal, many of these ads would still go over big on college campuses.
Now I see even more clearly why Bill Hicks urged advertisers to commit suicide in his comedy act.
Fabulous!

Just a comment on the drugs--yes, there was an era when now illegal drugs were legal and marketed to the public.

From the late 19th century to the 1920s, America enjoyed cocaine and many cocaine related products. Coca wine was sold--wine with cocaine mixed into it. Coca Cola was founded as a "safer" product alternative to Coca wine--because it was just cola with cocaine in it instead of alcohol! That was the birth of Coca Cola, my friends.

Opium and all opium related products were legal and marketed through the late 19th century. Surely every home had laudanum in its medicine cabinet--right next to the hair tonic or cough syrup. Something to take the edge off mother's nerves, 19th century Valium! As for heroin, upper class ladies would buy syringes made of gold for their heroin injections and pack them around in fashionable little cases they would take with them to dinner, the theater--wherever they thought they might need a little boost.

And marijuana wasn't illegal--hadn't been from colonial times. Good old George Washington and his hemp crops. Ah, the simplicity and innocence of America's bygone days!
No diets! No exercise! Anybody want to buy my tapeworms?
Holy Nut Balls! I can't pick one which shocks or offends above the rest. It really is insane.

I have a Danish friend who came to America about 12 years ago and said she laughed when she saw our commercials. I don't think that much has changed, they've just got better at yanking our changes subliminally.

Great piece Sally!
Bravo!! I work in advertising. Well, until laid off from it. Guess I should celebrate. As I've said in some of my posts (under the rubric: Madwoman, where the bitch rants), I know I'm going to Tartarus.
Fascinating compendium. I wouldn't have believed some of these w/out seeing them for myself.
veteran, if advertisers committed suicide, we wouldn't have Don Draper!

Max, I knew something about the legal use of drugs but not the details, wow... gold needles instead of gold spoons. heh I wouldn't mind having lived back then, if only there were indoor toilets.

noah, keep those creepy critters to yourself please. ;)

Sparking, thanks, European commercials have always been more sophisticated or at least more reality-based than ours. I think the one they used on the cover is the most offensive... using "Negro" dialect says something about the universal acceptability of such blatant racism at the time.
They're sick, Sally....every single one of them. But they're still not as bad as the ad I saw in Thailand - an African climbs over into a cauldron of Oil of Olay and emerges a blue-eyed blond. There...take that!
mimi, as a fellow former 'madwoman' I will come check out your posts... nice to meet you!

Sandra, exactly how I felt... have to see them (and I verified) to believe them.

Fay, that ad you describe is the sickest one yet. What are people thinking???
I want some cocaine tooth drops. Now!
I like the ads; Spil and I have done plenty of research in state and national archives and the most interesting part is often the ads in magazines and newspapers. It would be more instructive (and useful) from a "how different were cultural norms" perspective if you had included dates with the ads.

It is difficult to avoid a sense of "presentism" when viewing ads from the past - projecting current cultural tropes backward onto objects. Neither Spil nor I would offer any defense for the attitudes the ads portray, but an understanding of where American culture was in the early 1900s, 1930s, post-WWII, and 1960s-70s is crucial to interpreting these ads in more than merely a "tut tut, how enlightened we are and how unenlightened they were" manner. For instance, the Budwieser-drinking black men certainly implies segregation but also indicates a burgeoning acceptance of the Civil Rights movement declaration that blacks were just as much a part of the middle class as whites - check out their kitchen, their clothing (see Lizabeth Cohen's "A Consumer's Republic: The Politics of Mass Consumption in Postwar America" for an interesting discussion on the intersection of race, consumption, and acceptance into the middle class). The PIA ad is creepy only in the sense of September 11, 2001. In 1979, Pakistan was considered a useful ally in the fight against communism. Landing privileges in NYC would send a powerful message to the USSR/China that Pakistan was clearly in the sphere of Western influence.

All that said, I'm glad you posted these. Ads say as much about the culture as they do about the product. Thanks.
I laughed, I cried, I cringed. What terrifies me that there are so many more not shown here and that someone thought any of them were a good idea. Thank you for doing this, you should not have to bear the shame of the entire industry. Especially those ads done well before you were born. I, for one, have never accepted responsibility for slavery and the Civil War, though my family has lived in the south for generations.
I was starting to compose a comment when I came to the last one and, well, I'm speechless.
Emma! (so good to see you :), you can get those drops from your dentist.

Bongo, thank you for your thoughtful comments adding more perspective. I thought the dates --certainly the decades-- were fairly obvious. I'm not tut-tuting about our enlightenment but about our *lack* of same, then and now.

I must disagree with you on the Black Bud ad, not nearly as harmless as you imply. I did work in advertising and even in the 80's Black consumers were a carefully targeted demographic ... with cynical greed, as are all markets. That Bud ad demonstrates advertising grudgingly admitting a need to appeal to Black consumers while presenting them as Middle Class and non-threatening so as not to turn away its base of white consumers. It was most definitely not reflecting the Black lifestyle at the time.

LSD, I won't blame you for the Civil War if you don't blame me for touting the personal commitment to low-cost quality service for you and your family by Comcast (oh yes I did). The ad game just plain makes you feel dirty after a while, unless you're a misanthrope.

Ablonde, I thought of Nikki first of all, but it's a seriously creepy reminder of how America's allegiances shift over time, always for political/monetary gain. We needed Pakistan to send a strong message to Iran and Russia in 1979 and Pakistan had an okay airline. You can read Bongo's comment above yours for all the details I omitted in pursuit of irony and satire and with respect for my readers' intelligence. It is eerily prescient though, and a chilling image.
Fun post, Sally. It was comforting in an odd way, too. To know that we as a culture and humans have been stupid and conned for so long is well... like I said comforting as I sometimes think this in no remedy for today's astonishing stupidity but humans survived before so maybe there is hope.
This was a fantastic piece! It provokes contemplating things on so many levels. Congratulations, gave u a rating of course but you have so many it doesn't matter, and I just think it was brilliant.
Sally, those are amazing...what a vivid way to demonstrate that one can not count on the "experts" to give you anything but a sales pitch when it stands to make them money. Same goes for power, by the way, which results in even more expert-genesis.
This was really cool to see all these old adds. I remember seeing some of them, here and there, but they are always cool to look at. You are right sex, drugs, alcohol, diets, are really still top seller today even. But I believe they are worse now days.
Great post
Great collection of ads. And yes, I do remember the other meaning of LSMFT. In fact, I heard it so often as a teenager that it was the Lucky Strike reference that I had to try to recall.
I think the main fact of the matter is that the world is becoming crazier and crazier. I just can not imagine how would they advertise to Buy Viagra ... No way!