I'm a wicked fast keyboard artist. Since I worked for AOL from the dawn of the tech revolution, I'm a geek too, easily adapting to new technologies and apps. So, unlike many of my Boomer peers, I'm also good at phone texting.

Except for that damn AutoCorrect feature. Predated by Spellcheck, which has its own bizarre word interpretations, the 21st Century AutoCorrect algorithm was clearly written by a couple of deranged 19-year old stoner coders on Bolt and who knows what else.

There's a site dedicated to its monumentally embarrassing (deliberately encoded?) goofs, damnyouautocorrect.com where people can submit snapshots of their experiences with AC humiliation. Or show their all-thumbs mistakes.

Here are some of my favorites, with my personal commentary:

Interesting Recipe...

And on the distaff side...

 Sometimes you just have to know when to stfu...

 And really, when you're sharing news, get it right...

Dad could use a lesson or two along the same lines...

As it turns out, so could sonny boy...

And once again, back to Mom...

Couples and friends should also communicate well  ...

Especially dealing with pregnant women...

Ted Bundy's dead, right?

 Calling Dr. Freud...

 Office texting? LOOK before sending...

One more recipe, let's hope they're "sinkers"...

In conclusion, my personal #1...