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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Birthday
June 14
Title
Wordsmith in Chief
Company
DailySally.com
Bio
sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 16, 2009 1:49PM

The Phillies Ryan Howard, My Boy Toy*****

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WE DID IT! NLCS CHAMPS, GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES BACK TO BACK.

+++RYAN HOWARD IS THE NLCS MVP AGAIN.+++

HERE'S MY COOL STORY ABOUT MEETING THIS VERY COOL GUY. 

 


Game One, NLCS, 2009...

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"Why is it there are so many nice guysRead full post »

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OCTOBER 14, 2009 7:13PM

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Colorado

 

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Below is the result of a writing assignment given by an English professor from the University of Colorado. A “tandem story” was to be written by two students, one male, one female.

The story was to be compiled in alternating paragraphs via email, with CC’s to
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OCTOBER 2, 2009 5:20PM

Letterman Guilty? Only In Petty Minds And Sometimes, His Own

 UPDATE: LETTERMAN'S FULL DESCRIPTION

"I'm motivated by nothing but guilt. If you know anything about me, I am just a towering mass of Luthern, Midwestern guilt." David Letterman     

Yes, his revelations Thursday night were stunning and handled with David Let
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SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 12:19AM

My 9.11 Anniversary, The View From Here *UPDATED

(If you've already read this post, you'll find the Update at the bottom, just above the comments. I SO urge you to read it).

 

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"The anniversary is more for people who were not there. For anyone who lived through it, the anniversary is pretty much every dayRead full post »

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AUGUST 28, 2009 5:31PM

Boca Raton Hospital & Grille, Want Fries With That IV?

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Patients shall have the right to:
- Considerate and respectful care at all times and appreciation for their individual dignity. PATIENT'S BILL OF RIGHTS, Boca Raton Community Hospital


Everything in this Healthcare Nightmare is true. It  happened to my parents this week. And they're among
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AUGUST 23, 2009 6:00PM

Bob Novak Could Sting, But He Was Really A Honey

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"Beneath the surface, Novak was a sweetie.." Bernadette Malone, former Novak reporter; Senior Editor, Penguin

"There was nothing more fun after a long day than to sit down with Bob Novak and argue about capital-gains taxes, the Fed, the Contras or [any other] topic. But nobody ever doubt
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JUNE 26, 2009 5:19PM

OMG, I Got Married in Farrah Hair!

 

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(For those wondering about the Fear Factor here, see last photo below).

I am NOT a follower. Especially of trends set by Hollywood. Or even Vogue. Well, maybe the Gap. But that's more about comfort. Personal preference.

I've always believed I had my own unique style.Read full post »

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JUNE 17, 2009 12:35AM

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! Time to Shut Up About Palin & Letterman

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That Pogo cartoon about Earth Day was co-opted as a key feminist symbol in the 1970's. A reminder to women everywhere that we can be our own worst enemies.

Our version said, We have met the enemy and she is us.

It helped us remember that fear of owning our/
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JUNE 3, 2009 12:24PM

I Knew Johnny Carson. Mr O'Brien, You're No Johnny Carson.

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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined." Johnny Carson

Late Night TV was created by Jack Parr
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MAY 22, 2009 5:24PM

Are You One of America's Dumbest Drivers? Take the Test

"Results from the 2009 GMAC Insurance National Drivers Test ... found that 20.1% of licensed Americans - amounting to roughly 41 million drivers on the road - would not pass a written drivers test exam if taken today." GMAC press release

I'm the best driver I know. I bet you are… Read full post »
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MAY 7, 2009 1:19AM

"This Is Not The End Of Your Life"


 "Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today." Thich Nhat Hanh

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Here's a beautiful picture of a happy family. You see families like this every day. Maybe yours is simi… Read full post »
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APRIL 10, 2009 12:35AM

Good Friday - Keeping Our Founders Promise, Or Not?

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"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." George Washington

I support religious freedom. All of us should be allowed to worship, to congregate, to practice and teach whatever faith, combination of faiths or even non-faith we want. In o
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APRIL 1, 2009 1:04AM

Top 20 Annoying Famous Last Words *UPDATED

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No, this isn't a list of deathbed quotes. No, this isn't that old list that starts  with "the check is in the mail" ... you know the rest. This is more modern, hip, annoying, real.

These are phrases most of us have heard or said at one time or another.Read full post »

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MARCH 26, 2009 12:01AM

The End of an ERa - "Generosity"

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"I saw George Clooney in the commissary on the lot one day, and he said to me: “Do ‘ER.’ It’s a great show and it will change your life.” I wonder what ever happened to that guy." John Stamos

"I was supposed to be directing this children’s movie, so I told

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MARCH 24, 2009 1:42PM

Killing Beauty

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This is not Beauty. But it could be. Maybe it is.

She is exquisite. The face you see in glossy magazines and think, no one really looks like that. But she does. I stare at the long, lean legs extending far below the black smock, making it seem ridiculously tiny, and wonder who is
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MARCH 13, 2009 2:49AM

Living the Rejected Fat Girl's Fantasy + Swift Tips *UPDATED

Me, near the beginning of Before, @200 pounds: (still searching for those hidden pics that will truly show the SIZE, since I can't show the PAIN)

[Found some... still looking...]

@200 pounds                 &nbsRead full post »





MiddleAgedWomanBlogging posted a Google game that seemed fun and harmless enough. Until I tried it. You put in your first name and the word "needs." My very first hit was the video above. Really. Who could make this up?

I'm happily married and his name isn't Brad.
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FEBRUARY 26, 2009 3:57PM

I'm Addicted To You

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There, I said it. It's been lurking inside, seeking the light. But I was in denial, not certain it was true. In fact, I think I'll say it again, just to be sure. I am addicted to you. Yes!

I think of you in the morning, the afternoon, in the

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FEBRUARY 18, 2009 8:04PM

My Favorite Movie Gives Boomers, And You, What It Promises




Ask most people to name their favorite movie and the question causes a brain train wreck. But it's really an easy choice. If you go with your gut.

The first that movie popped into your mind when you got the question is your favorite movie.

There's another way to know.
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FEBRUARY 6, 2009 1:21PM

Bob Dylan, From Bedroom To Beach

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Bob Dylan: Nashville Skyline

Can you please crawl out your window?
Use your arms and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
You can go back to him any time you want to.

BobDylan: Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?

Come with me as I open a window to
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FEBRUARY 1, 2009 8:17PM

Who Got The Big Bong Story On Michael Phelps?

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Michael Phelps might be in trouble, but he's in pretty high end company, scandal-wise. The reporter who broke the Big Bong Story is Georgina Dickinson, the US Editor of the English tabloid News of the World. She's the scandal-monger who brought us Sarah Palin in a hot red swimsuit,/Read full post »

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JANUARY 31, 2009 7:49PM

My First Kiss? Spectacular

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Treat Williams, not Fred, but there's a striking resemblance, so this is how I remember him.

Brian B got a lot of us thinking and reminiscing with his post Do You Remember Your First Kiss?. I was going to answer as a comment, but you know me, theRead full post »

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JANUARY 30, 2009 1:21AM

How I Became a Mother Against All Odds

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The kid, who could care less, it's all about the somersault.


Warning: PG-13 description of childbirth below. Clearly marked with an additional warning for any wussies who want to skip over it.

I already told you about not wanting to marry and how that changed. Here's Part 2.

Back Sto
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JANUARY 27, 2009 6:46PM

Okay, You're A Boomer, But What's Your Real Age?

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There's been a lot of talk lately about age and aging and feeling old or young or somewhere in between. Here are two ways to find out, via a list and aRead full post »

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JANUARY 25, 2009 6:18PM

Go Ahead, Laugh At My Perfect Miss America Record

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"The pursuit of beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives." Albert Einstein

Okay, busted. I'm a Miss America fan. Not just any fan -- I have a 100% perfect, unblemished record of picking every single winner since 1960. Usually fromRead full post »