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Sally Swift

Sally Swift
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Birthday
June 14
Title
Wordsmith in Chief
Company
DailySally.com
Bio
sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 14, 2009 7:13PM

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Colorado

 

men women

Below is the result of a writing assignment given by an English professor from the University of Colorado. A “tandem story” was to be written by two students, one male, one female.

The story was to be compiled in alternating paragraphs via email, with CC’s to
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jacko 

It takes faith to believe in Santa Claus. And in Michael Jackson. Reminder: keep your kids away from the latter.

When Jacko was on trial in 2005 for molesting children, I'm proud to say I showed great restraint. My lips were sealed throughout virtually the whole circus -- though, to be
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NOVEMBER 1, 2008 3:29PM

Hockey Mom Makes Moose Meat of Sarah Palin


[This sometimes shows as a video inside a video and I can't seem to fix it, so if it does that, just click on the rotating arrow inside the smaller window and it will enlarge to normal size. Sorry.]

This came to me from a friend with whom I used to work in/… Read full post »
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FEBRUARY 1, 2009 8:17PM

Who Got The Big Bong Story On Michael Phelps?

phelps tab cover 

Michael Phelps might be in trouble, but he's in pretty high end company, scandal-wise. The reporter who broke the Big Bong Story is Georgina Dickinson, the US Editor of the English tabloid News of the World. She's the scandal-monger who brought us Sarah Palin in a hot red swimsuit,/Read full post »

Queen of My World started this with My 10 Favorite Cheesy Movies. Her criteria are "the movies you secretly love, but are too ashamed to admit to anyone that you even watch, let alone enjoy." She's got some wonderfully cheesy movies on her list and so do others.

Most of

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 helicopter

"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." Robert E. Lee

This is the 34th anniversary of end of the War in Vietnam. It's being ignored. And that's wrong. As history is doomed to repeat itself, we are also meant to learn fromRead full post »

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JANUARY 16, 2009 1:33AM

My Sister's Plane Crash, Miracle in Santa Monica

plane on house  LA Times ariel photo of the crash site, firefighters spraying foam during rescue..

"His nose was up, but he was coming down. When I saw that, I said, 'he's in trouble.'" Bill Fulco, crash witness

"The engine was still running, but just as I lost sight of the plane, there/
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JANUARY 9, 2009 12:32AM

I've Seen Britney's Spears


This post was already planned, but I was inspired to publish it now by Matt Morris' hilarious post  Britney Spears is F*@%!ng With My Creative Process.

"I do want to go to college. Right now I want to focus on my music, but I definitely want something to

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JANUARY 23, 2009 2:24AM

How I Became A Wife Against All Odds - Update: More Pics

  Bride

Back Story
I  never wanted to marry, which is odd because even though I've sown my share of wild oats around the globe, I'm basically a monogamous homebody. Wherever I've lived, I've created a nest. And preferred only one man at a time to share it with me. But never

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JANUARY 7, 2009 1:22AM

Defending the Female Orgasm, I'll Have What She's Having

meg ryan orgasm 

This post was inspired by Gwool's review of sex studies, Ideal Time For Sex Is How Long????  And by Meg Ryan.

"The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical." Wilhelm Reich

A book came out a couple years ago which is still the object of substantial scientific/
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JANUARY 28, 2009 8:04PM

What Kind Of Mood Are You In?

how are you

Seems people are having some moods lately. Feeling under the weather or beset by the weather. Feeling blue. Out of sorts. Grumpy. Needing some OS love.

I thought maybe our animal friends might help. Which one are you?


In a bad mood...
bad mood


Feeling a little sorry for yourself...

%IMAG

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6.11.09 ... In light of recent events, let's review. The Holocaust was horribly real. Anti-Semitism is alive and well in the 21st Century. Racism and hatred and violence in the unholy name of twisted religious righteousness is on the rise. To the rallying cry Never Again it seems we are forcedRead full post »

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MARCH 13, 2009 2:49AM

Living the Rejected Fat Girl's Fantasy + Swift Tips *UPDATED

Me, near the beginning of Before, @200 pounds: (still searching for those hidden pics that will truly show the SIZE, since I can't show the PAIN)

[Found some... still looking...]

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JANUARY 13, 2009 4:57PM

Barney & Me, Life and Love with the World's Worst Dinosaur

barney and me 

Ever since viewing one five-minute segment of the children's TV show "Barney and Friends" I have been eternally grateful that our son, and therefore his parents, missed the Singing Purple T-Rex era ... if only by inches.

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OCTOBER 2, 2009 5:20PM

Letterman Guilty? Only In Petty Minds And Sometimes, His Own

 UPDATE: LETTERMAN'S FULL DESCRIPTION

"I'm motivated by nothing but guilt. If you know anything about me, I am just a towering mass of Luthern, Midwestern guilt." David Letterman     

Yes, his revelations Thursday night were stunning and handled with David Let
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JUNE 3, 2009 12:24PM

I Knew Johnny Carson. Mr O'Brien, You're No Johnny Carson.

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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined." Johnny Carson

Late Night TV was created by Jack Parr
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jerk 

***Tests***

It's time for a couple of those silly tests. Here's the first one. Just sayin... 

ARE YOU A JERK? <-- TAKE THE TEST

I am not a jerk, which I hope surprises no one:

You treat everyone as fairly as possible. You think it's important to be good to people.

You may
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AUGUST 18, 2008 5:30PM

My High School Education, Lessons in Anti-Semitism

baldwin 

"It's the genteel anti-Semitism of the time. Jews were politely shut out of the country clubs and the higher echelons of WASP culture." Dan Wackerman

Racism is much in the news lately. Religion and religious extremism has been getting a lot of play too. It's all made me remember (not tha… Read full post »

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AUGUST 28, 2009 5:31PM

Boca Raton Hospital & Grille, Want Fries With That IV?

bad hospital

Patients shall have the right to:
- Considerate and respectful care at all times and appreciation for their individual dignity. PATIENT'S BILL OF RIGHTS, Boca Raton Community Hospital


Everything in this Healthcare Nightmare is true. It  happened to my parents this week. And they're among
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JANUARY 31, 2009 7:49PM

My First Kiss? Spectacular

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Treat Williams, not Fred, but there's a striking resemblance, so this is how I remember him.

Brian B got a lot of us thinking and reminiscing with his post Do You Remember Your First Kiss?. I was going to answer as a comment, but you know me, theRead full post »

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JANUARY 25, 2009 6:18PM

Go Ahead, Laugh At My Perfect Miss America Record

Miss A 60-09 

"The pursuit of beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives." Albert Einstein

Okay, busted. I'm a Miss America fan. Not just any fan -- I have a 100% perfect, unblemished record of picking every single winner since 1960. Usually fromRead full post »
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DECEMBER 17, 2008 7:11PM

My Ted Kennedy Chappaquiddick Story

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Déjà vu all over again. Fate--in the person of a new OS blogger--has now told me it's time to tell the version I heard, supposedly from the horse's mouth, of what really happened almost 40 years ago at Chappaquiddick.

In a thoughtful post called My Kennedy mystery, wr/Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 6, 2008 6:33PM

Proposition 8 - I Just Didn't See


[P]erhaps the worst thing about the breakup is the fact that music gets caught in the fallout."

I found a web site called Ruined Music where people share stories of break-ups that made the music die. It struck a cord with me, so to speak. And seemed especially appropriate with the outrag/… Read full post »

 mj watw

 * Thursday, June 25, 2009 ... A legend died this day. A giant in the world of pop music. Like him or not, Michael Jackson was one of the most talented artists, gifted performers and universal trend setters the popular music business has ever seen.

We will not see his like… Read full post »

top five  

I'll be watching the Oscars this year with a whole new sensibility. And not necessarily in a good way. Because I accidentally happened on a couple of um, specialized web sites and have now seen nude photos of eight of the 2009 Academy Award female nominees. And several of the/Read full post »