Stories From A Life

Been there. Done that. Writing about it.

Sally Swift

Sally Swift
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Birthday
June 14
Title
VP, Repartee
Company
Swift Retorts
Bio
sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me

SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 9:34PM

Patrick Swayze, One of the Good Guys

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Below is a link to my post containing the final scene from Dirty Dancing. By all accounts, Patrick Swayze was the same kind of guy he played in that movie. Decent, hard working, kind, loving, unpretentious. Seriously. Sexy. 

Gone too soon. I hope he meets up with Jerry Orbach… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 12:19AM

My 9.11 Anniversary, The View From Here

 

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"The anniversary is more for people who were not there. For anyone who lived through it, the anniversary is pretty much every day at 8:45 in the morning." Jules Naudet, 9/11 documentary film maker, 2006

9/11 used to bring me horrific memories pretty much every day. Because I
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med hist form

Until we get a reasonable form of universal health care, we have to step up. We are not totally helpless. We have ways to protect ourselves and get better care.

Fixing health care is the hottest topic in America today. I'm not going to solve it here.Read full post »

Bobbot laid down the gauntlet, so to speak. Michael took it in an, um, interesting direction. Others followed. I can't resist a challenge, so here's my (ahem) more sophisticated international contribution.

 

 

 
 
I will return to Healthcare on Friday.
 
 
SEPTEMBER 1, 2009 10:46PM

Boca Raton Hospital Steps Up! Part 2

My elderly parents had an unfortunate experience at their local hospital last week. I wrote about it. My sister (the nurse) sent a link to the appropriate people in high places. This is what happened next.

Boca Raton Community Hospital - Update, All Good
You know they're/
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AUGUST 28, 2009 5:31PM

Boca Raton Hospital & Grille, Want Fries With That IV?

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Patients shall have the right to:
- Considerate and respectful care at all times and appreciation for their individual dignity. PATIENT'S BILL OF RIGHTS, Boca Raton Community Hospital


Everything in this Healthcare Nightmare is true. It  happened to my parents this week. And they're among
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"I regard as indefensible the fact that I did not report the accident to the police immediately" Ted Kennedy, during a televised statement after pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, Chappaquiddick, July 1969

"I hope for an America where neither "fundamentalist" nor "humanist
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The Meet and Greet
It was a hot and sticky afternoon. Their appointed meeting site was outside. Centrally located, easy to find by car. Quiet and open, easy to spot two people you've never met.

The one who lives farthest arrived first. Then came the one who lives right there
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AUGUST 23, 2009 6:00PM

Bob Novak Could Sting, But He Was Really A Honey

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"Beneath the surface, Novak was a sweetie.." Bernadette Malone, former Novak reporter; Senior Editor, Penguin

"There was nothing more fun after a long day than to sit down with Bob Novak and argue about capital-gains taxes, the Fed, the Contras or [any other] topic. But nobody ever doubt
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I'm almost back. It's still hard to type. But not hard to laugh. So, enjoy these.

Although there may be those who see this harmless fun as controversial and inflamatory. They can bite me. heh

Are Women Born This Way?

 


Men ARE BornRead full post »


abd pillow
Abduction pillow, holds arm up so shoulder pins can set.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Right. Sure. Okay. But how much lemonade can one person --one family-- take without gagging? A lot, apparently. Karen, Alex, Judy ... and now it's my turn again.

Surgery. Seriously. Sucks.

But: yo
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JULY 11, 2009 6:30PM

The Laughs Are On Me

I'll just let these speak for themselves. Or maybe not. We'll see.

Transportation

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Signs of The Times?

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cigs 

 

 zoo 

 

dog sign 

(My very favorite).


 Personal Messages

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yin yang 
 

        pope        mj wave

Yin and yang. Positive, negative. Good days, bad days, ups and downs. Sometimes we have power over both, often we don't. These days it's hard  to be positive. People are outRead full post »


Palin Family Values

This is a joke, people. But it hits awfully close to the mark.

"If she's leaving now, it could mean an intense period of study and work and campaigning for folks in 2010 in preperation for a run for the presidency. If she's gonna run for the presidency inRead full post »


"My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth." Abraham Lincoln

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin, Pennsylvanian

During this year's Fourth of July holiday festivities, I want to say
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jerk 

***Tests***

It's time for a couple of those silly tests. Here's the first one. Just sayin... 

ARE YOU A JERK? <-- TAKE THE TEST

I am not a jerk, which I hope surprises no one:

You treat everyone as fairly as possible. You think it's important to be good to people.

You may
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JUNE 26, 2009 5:19PM

OMG, I Got Married in Farrah Hair!

 

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(For those wondering about the Fear Factor here, see last photo below).

I am NOT a follower. Especially of trends set by Hollywood. Or even Vogue. Well, maybe the Gap. But that's more about comfort. Personal preference.

I've always believed I had my own unique style.Read full post »

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JUNE 17, 2009 12:35AM

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! Time to Shut Up About Palin & Letterman

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That Pogo cartoon about Earth Day was co-opted as a key feminist symbol in the 1970's. A reminder to women everywhere that we can be our own worst enemies.

Our version said, We have met the enemy and she is us.

It helped us remember that fear of owning our/
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JUNE 14, 2009 3:54PM

Birthday Love

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"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." George Harrison

Today is Flag Day. And my birthday. Donald Trump's birthday too. Plus a few other celebs, living and dead. Big whoop.

It bothers me that Flag Day isn't a bigger whoop, but there you/
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 mj watw

 * Thursday, June 25, 2009 ... A legend died this day. A giant in the world of pop music. Like him or not, Michael Jackson was one of the most talented artists, gifted performers and universal trend setters the popular music business has ever seen.

We will not see his like… Read full post »

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JUNE 3, 2009 12:24PM

I Knew Johnny Carson. Mr O'Brien, You're No Johnny Carson.

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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined." Johnny Carson

Late Night TV was created by Jack Parr
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Masturbation In Utero

Why Men Are Cool

"Nice people with commen sense do not make interesting characters, they only make good former spouses." Isabel Allende

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Or cares.Read full post »

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MAY 22, 2009 5:24PM

Are You One of America's Dumbest Drivers? Take the Test

"Results from the 2009 GMAC Insurance National Drivers Test ... found that 20.1% of licensed Americans - amounting to roughly 41 million drivers on the road - would not pass a written drivers test exam if taken today." GMAC press release

I'm the best driver I know. I bet you are… Read full post »

 

They went on an elephant ride
Not knowing they'd end up astride
But nature would not be denied
And their high perch turned into a slide.

Reminder to guys beforehand
An elephant isn't a man
So when you compare
And feel some despair
Hey, there's only so far we expand.

 

 

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k, kids 

"I feel great. I feel so healthy and strong. How can I have cancer?" my niece Karen

More bad news. Unbelievable. When does it stop? I just want to know. What does anyone do to deserve this? I want to know that too. How did it happen to this boy, his
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