Stories From A Life
Sally Swift
- Location
- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
- Birthday
- June 14
- Title
- VP, Repartee
- Company
- Swift Retorts
- Bio
- sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Got Married On A Bet... 30
Years Ago Today
January 23, 2012 05:41PM - Rick Santorum's Greatest Hits,
His Past As Prologue?
January 20, 2012 04:36PM - Things That Make You Go Ahhhh
(No Nudity)
January 01, 2012 03:22PM - How Bad Is Your Pain? UPDATE:
Reality Post-Op Pix
December 08, 2011 06:54PM - Thanksgiving, From Innocence
To Pain To Family
November 23, 2011 01:59PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Wow, I don't know how I
didn't see it sooner. It's
definitely
evident in
person.…”
6:06PM - “Magical writing, so
beautifully illustrating the
random magic
and courageous
real…”
3:41PM - “I love the 100 Things
assignment and your clever
response to
it.. hope you
threw…”
3:02PM - “This is just pitch
perfect. Priorities skewed by
celebrity
worship much? I
think…”
2:30PM - “Dance on, inside and
out.”
February 12, 2012 12:09AM
Sally Swift's Links
- Arbitrary A List (In No Particular Order)
- Sarah Palin
- Bob Dylan
- Jimmy Carter
- Heath Ledger & Ron
- Buddy Cianfrani
- Kennedy & Nixon
- Jesse Jackson & More
- Mayor Frank Rizzo
- Mrs. King, CDT & Mal
- Big Boomer Celebs
- Bruce Springsteen
- Carl Bernstein
- Smothers Brothers
- Ryan Howard
- David Letterman
- Bob Novak
- Johnny Carson
- Britney Spears
- Ted Kennedy
- Paul Newman
- Walter Cronkite
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Barney the Dinosaur
- Good, Bad, Fun, Sad, Inspiring & Mad
- Fear
- Killing Beauty
- My 9/11 Story
- Pain of an Empty Nest
- Near Death Experience
- 1. First Time In Love
- 2. Saving Sally
- 3. Rejected Fat Girl's Fantasy
- How I Became A Wife
- How I Became A Mother
- My Sister's Plane Crash
- Mom's Two Love Stories
- My Tightass Senior Portrait
- High School Humiliation
- First Love, Pain & Understanding
- First Kiss, Spectacular
- Boca Midnight
- Boca Hospital & Grille
- High School Anti-Semitism
- Grandmothers & Racism
- Starting College
- Creature Feature
- Mating for Life
- My Sister Becomes A Widow
- My Family in Israel
- Fathers & Sons
- Meet Some Friends
- Head Butler
- randomly snarky
- Citizen Mom
- BoniLogue
- Cynthia Johnston
- Blinq
Patrick Swayze, One of the Good Guys

Below is a link to my post containing the final scene from Dirty Dancing. By all accounts, Patrick Swayze was the same kind of guy he played in that movie. Decent, hard working, kind, loving, unpretentious. Seriously. Sexy.
Gone too soon. I hope he meets up with Jerry Orbach… Read full post »

"The anniversary is
more for people who were not there. For anyone who lived through
it, the anniversary is pretty much every day at 8:45 in the
morning." Jules Naudet, 9/11 documentary film maker,
2006
9/11 used to bring me horrific memories pretty much every day.
Because I… Read full post »
Swift Tips For Improving Personal Health Care, Now

Until we get a reasonable form of universal health care, we have to step up. We are not totally helpless. We have ways to protect ourselves and get better care.
Fixing health care is the hottest topic in America today. I'm not going to solve it here.… Read full post »
You Think America's Got Talent? Ode to the Swedish Penis
Boca Raton Hospital Steps Up! Part 2
My elderly parents had an unfortunate experience at their local hospital last week. I wrote about it. My sister (the nurse) sent a link to the appropriate people in high places. This is what happened next.
Boca Raton Community
Hospital - Update, All Good
You know they're/… Read full post »

Patients shall have the right to:
- Considerate and respectful care at all times and appreciation for
their individual dignity. PATIENT'S BILL OF RIGHTS, Boca Raton
Community Hospital
Everything in this Healthcare Nightmare is true. It
happened to my parents this week. And they're among… Read full post »
Ted Kennedy, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

"I regard as
indefensible the fact that I did not report the accident to the
police immediately" Ted Kennedy, during a televised statement after
pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident,
Chappaquiddick, July 1969
"I hope for an America where neither "fundamentalist" nor
"humanist… Read full post »
Secret Philly Meet-Up with Foodie Nudity and DRUGS
The Meet and
Greet
It was a hot and sticky afternoon. Their appointed meeting site was
outside. Centrally located, easy to find by car. Quiet and open,
easy to spot two people you've never met.
The one who lives farthest arrived first. Then came the one who
lives right there… Read full post »

Getty
"Beneath the surface, Novak was a sweetie.."
Bernadette Malone, former Novak
reporter; Senior Editor, Penguin
"There was nothing more fun after a long day than to
sit down with Bob Novak and argue about capital-gains taxes, the
Fed, the Contras or [any other] topic. But nobody ever
doubt… Read full post »
Men and Women - Destiny or Stereotype? You Decide
I'm almost back. It's still hard to type. But not hard to laugh. So, enjoy these.
Although there may be those who
see this harmless fun as controversial and inflamatory. They can
bite me. heh
Are Women Born This Way?
Men ARE Born… Read full post »
Surgery Again - I'm Becoming A Bionic Woman

Abduction pillow, holds arm up so shoulder pins can set.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Right. Sure. Okay. But how much lemonade can one person
--one family-- take without gagging? A lot, apparently. Karen,
Alex, Judy ... and now it's my turn again.
Surgery. Seriously. Sucks.
But: yo
… Read full post »
The Laughs Are On Me
I'll just let these speak for themselves. Or maybe not. We'll see.
Transportation


Signs of The Times?
(My very favorite).
Personal Messages
Things I Hate, Things I Love - What About You?

Yin and yang. Positive, negative. Good days, bad days, ups and downs. Sometimes we have power over both, often we don't. These days it's hard to be positive. People are out… Read full post »
Sarah Palin Resigns. Maybe She Knows Her Limits? Naaa
Palin Family Values
"If she's leaving now, it could mean an intense period of study and work and campaigning for folks in 2010 in preperation for a run for the presidency. If she's gonna run for the presidency in… Read full post »
On July Fourth, Pennsylvania Pride Comes First
"My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth." Abraham Lincoln
"Beer is proof that God
loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin,
Pennsylvanian
During this year's Fourth of July holiday
festivities, I want to say
… Read full post »
Tests, Tattoos and Temperance - Are You A Jerk?
***Tests***
It's time for a couple of those
silly tests. Here's the first one. Just
sayin...
ARE YOU A
JERK? <-- TAKE THE
TEST
I am not a jerk, which I hope surprises no one:
You treat everyone as fairly as possible. You think it's
important to be good to people.
You may… Read full post »
I am NOT a follower. Especially of trends set by Hollywood. Or even Vogue. Well, maybe the Gap. But that's more about comfort. Personal preference.
I've always believed I had my own unique style.… Read full post »

That Pogo cartoon about Earth Day was co-opted as a key feminist symbol in the 1970's. A reminder to women everywhere that we can be our own worst enemies.
Our version said, We have met
the enemy and she is us.
It helped us remember that fear of owning our/… Read full post »
Birthday Love

"All the world is
birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." George
Harrison
Today is Flag
Day. And my
birthday. Donald Trump's birthday too. Plus a few other celebs,
living and dead. Big whoop.
It bothers me that Flag Day isn't a bigger whoop, but there
you/… Read full post »
"We Are The World" (If Only) *UPDATED FOR MICHAEL

* Thursday, June 25, 2009 ... A legend
died this day. A giant in the world of pop music. Like him
or not, Michael Jackson was one of the most
talented artists, gifted performers and universal trend setters the
popular music business has ever seen.
We will not see his like… Read full post »

"Never continue in a
job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll
like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, you
will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
Johnny Carson
Late Night TV was created by Jack Parr… Read full post »
Why Men Are Cool, Why Women Are Cooler

Masturbation
In Utero
Why Men Are
Cool
"Nice people with commen sense do not make interesting
characters, they only make good former spouses." Isabel
Allende
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. If you are 34 and
single, nobody notices. Or cares.… Read full post »
I'm the best driver I know. I bet you are… Read full post »
Elephantine Limerick with Dirty Photo and Haiku Disclaimer
They went on an
elephant ride
Not knowing they'd end up astride
But nature would not be denied
And their high perch turned into a slide.
Reminder to guys beforehand
An elephant isn't a man
So when you compare
And feel some despair
Hey, there's only so far we expand.
No More! No Más! Enough! Basta! Finis! Stop! **UPDATED
"I feel great. I feel
so healthy and strong. How can I have cancer?" my niece
Karen
More bad news. Unbelievable. When does it stop? I just
want to know. What does anyone do to deserve this? I want to know
that too. How did it happen to this boy, his… Read full post »
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