Stories From A Life
Sally Swift
- Location
- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
- Birthday
- June 14
- Title
- VP, Repartee
- Company
- Swift Retorts
- Bio
- sally: a journey, a venture, an expression of feeling, an outburst, a quip, a wisecrack ... me
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Got Married On A Bet... 30
Years Ago Today
January 23, 2012 05:41PM - Rick Santorum's Greatest Hits,
His Past As Prologue?
January 20, 2012 04:36PM - Things That Make You Go Ahhhh
(No Nudity)
January 01, 2012 03:22PM - How Bad Is Your Pain? UPDATE:
Reality Post-Op Pix
December 08, 2011 06:54PM - Thanksgiving, From Innocence
To Pain To Family
November 23, 2011 01:59PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I either missed the
original or am missing some
synapses, but
wow, glad to see
it…”
February 14, 2012 04:32PM - “Just bursting with love.
Wonderful.”
February 14, 2012 04:17PM - “The perfect Valentine to
a very lucky man. And the
perfect
object lesson on
appre…”
February 13, 2012 12:53PM - “Wow, I don't know how I
didn't see it sooner. It's
definitely
evident in
person.…”
February 12, 2012 06:06PM - “Magical writing, so
beautifully illustrating the
random magic
and courageous
real…”
February 12, 2012 03:41PM
Sally Swift's Links
- Arbitrary A List (In No Particular Order)
- Sarah Palin
- Bob Dylan
- Jimmy Carter
- Heath Ledger & Ron
- Buddy Cianfrani
- Kennedy & Nixon
- Jesse Jackson & More
- Mayor Frank Rizzo
- Mrs. King, CDT & Mal
- Big Boomer Celebs
- Bruce Springsteen
- Carl Bernstein
- Smothers Brothers
- Ryan Howard
- David Letterman
- Bob Novak
- Johnny Carson
- Britney Spears
- Ted Kennedy
- Paul Newman
- Walter Cronkite
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Barney the Dinosaur
- Good, Bad, Fun, Sad, Inspiring & Mad
- Fear
- Killing Beauty
- My 9/11 Story
- Pain of an Empty Nest
- Near Death Experience
- 1. First Time In Love
- 2. Saving Sally
- 3. Rejected Fat Girl's Fantasy
- How I Became A Wife
- How I Became A Mother
- My Sister's Plane Crash
- Mom's Two Love Stories
- My Tightass Senior Portrait
- High School Humiliation
- First Love, Pain & Understanding
- First Kiss, Spectacular
- Boca Midnight
- Boca Hospital & Grille
- High School Anti-Semitism
- Grandmothers & Racism
- Starting College
- Creature Feature
- Mating for Life
- My Sister Becomes A Widow
- My Family in Israel
- Fathers & Sons
- Meet Some Friends
- Head Butler
- randomly snarky
- Citizen Mom
- BoniLogue
- Cynthia Johnston
- Blinq
Heavenly Mashed Potatoes, Oozing with Comfort, Garlic & Wine
Then they'd laugh.
Nobody expects recipes from me. Why not? Normally, typically, traditionally ... I. Don't. Cook.
Well, wait. I have my "
… Read full post »
The Naked Truth About Me with *Skin Update*

I've been hesitant to enter
this challenge because it isn't a challenge to me. I don't wear
makeup. Really. Well, unless you count hair color, which I've
changed a lot the past few years. Otherwise I only wear a little
makeup on dressy occasions. That's the way I've always been.
So… Read full post »
Doo Wop Quiz **UPDATED WITH ANSWERS**
How Well Do-OO-OO You-OO-OO Know The Oldies?
Are you an Oldies Fan? You sure?
You do understand that true "Oldies" are songs recorded in the 50's
and 60's, right?
Okay, let's find out if you've got real Doo Wop chops. Take this
quiz and see how you score as a… Read full post »
Pope on the Ropes, His Past, The Holocaust, The Middle East
"Evil when we are in
its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty."
Simone Weil
When Joseph Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI, a few people asked
me what I thought about a German Pope. My initial response:
Nothing. He'll have little impact on me… Read full post »
Edwards, Clinton, Spitzer, More Wives & The Other Woman
"He who controls others
may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier
still." Lao Tzu
Thanks to MaryT for the inspiration:
Elizabeth Edwards and the Women Who Stand By Their Man -
marytkelly
Elizabeth Edwards, Silda Spitzer and Hillary Clinton don't need additional commentary… Read full post »
I Dare You To Beat This Mother's Day Story
"Sometimes the laughter
in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities.
Sometime, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight." Barbara
Schapiro
If you're a parent or have/had parents, if you're
recently out of college or have/had college students, if you ever
tried to do… Read full post »
"Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today." Thich Nhat Hanh
Travel Tales 2, The Rivera: Sex, Stars, Barons, Queens, Moon
First Stop: Travel Tales Part 1, Paris: Sex, Surgery, Sisters & Secrets
Lifestyles of the Riche and Célèbre as Discovered by the Sisterhood of the Traveling Hotpants (thanks Cindy Lou!)
This is the next set of adventures
in my series on five American college girl… Read full post »
Dirty Haiku + Two Truths & A Lie for the Dog *UPDATE ANSWERS
Bend Over Haiku ... Dirty? You Decide
You bend me over
my light and life will spring free
as I move for you.
.....
..........
.................
(such gutter
minds)
Two Truths and A Lie
This was tough since you know about so/… Read full post »
Picturing War, From Vietnam to Iraq and Afghanistan

"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." Robert E. Lee
This is the 34th anniversary of end of the War in Vietnam. It's being ignored. And that's wrong. As history is doomed to repeat itself, we are also meant to learn from… Read full post »
Travel Tales Part 1, Paris: Sex, Surgery, Sisters & Secrets

This episode includes sex, French, some clever deception, a few hot guys, one unusual guy, Pastis (the French 'Cosmo' which is 50%… Read full post »
Abu Ghraib Tortured Us All
The Abu
Ghraib Prison Photos - by News
"If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston
Churchill
If you're going to talk about torture, you have to start with Abu
Ghraib. No one was accused of waterboarding and it might not
represent the first instance of American
military/CIA/govern… Read full post »
Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Remembrance Day: "Never Again" UPDATE
6.11.09 ... In light of recent events, let's review. The Holocaust was horribly real. Anti-Semitism is alive and well in the 21st Century. Racism and hatred and violence in the unholy name of twisted religious righteousness is on the rise. To the rallying cry Never Again it seems we are forced… Read full post »
Here's To Alex, To Life, L' Chaim!

L' Chaim. In Hebrew it
means "To Life." We use it as a toast: to your health, to your
life, to your healthy life. In our family it has a special
significance. Never more so than this Saturday, April 18, 2009.
Here's why ... we will claim a huge victory for… Read full post »
15 Things That Can Bite Me
"I go from exasperation
to a state of collapse, then I recover and go from prostration to
Fury, so that my average state is one of being annoyed." Gustave
Flaubert
I'm having a bad week. It's not your fault. In fact,
if you're anything like me, you're probably having a bad… Read full post »
Avatar Madness, I Am Virtual Barbie *With Bouncing Nudity*
I'd already written this last week when I got scooped by my secret sister Verbal with her hilarious post I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours. I was going to 86 it, but it's a different take and includes naked breasts, so WTH, here it is as originally written.… Read full post »
Joan's Worried About Joe, Joe's Worried About The Show
"Evans said Martinez was up and talking and did not even seem to have a bad headache. Martinez spoke by phone with his parents in New Jersey, who unfortunately watched on TV as their son got hit." The San Francisco Chronicle
Joan Walsh, along with everybody at the Giants… Read full post »
"The government of the
United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian
religion." George Washington
I support religious freedom. All of us should be
allowed to worship, to congregate, to practice and teach whatever
faith, combination of faiths or even non-faith we want. In
o… Read full post »
Passover - Slavery 101, Getting to the Promised Land
"[I]f I were standing at the beginning of time...and the Almighty said to me, "Martin Luther King, which age would you like to live in?" I would take my mental flight by Egypt and I would watch God's children in their magnificent trek from the dark dungeons of Egypt through...the… Read full post »
April 3, 1968, Dr King's Last Words to Us
April 3, 1968, near the end of his speech--sermon, really--in Memphis to clergy and community leaders supporting a sanitation workers' strike, Dr. King said these irony-filled words about the goals of the non-violent civil rights movement. I have added emphasis to the first two senten… Read full post »
Playing for Poverty, How Many Hungry People Can You Feed?
"Many words are
poverty." Greek proverb
World leaders at the G-20 Summit this week focused on
global finance and economy. Their slogan says it all:
Stability. Growth. Jobs. Well, not quite all. How
about world hunger?
My sister Judy sent me a link to a brain game produced by the… Read full post »
ER Set the Tone ... Until the Series Finale
Part 1: The End of an ERa - "Generosity"
Pilot
ER
hit the ground running, with wit and reality and humor and
humanity. Noah Wylie is such a baby here, take a look and compare
it to how he looks tonight, on the last show.
No, this isn't a list of deathbed quotes. No, this isn't that old list that starts with "the check is in the mail" ... you know the rest. This is more modern, hip, annoying, real.
These are phrases most of us have heard or said at one time or another.… Read full post »

"I was supposed to be directing this children’s movie, so I told
… Read full post »

This is not Beauty. But it
could be. Maybe it is.
She is exquisite. A face you see in glossy magazines and think, no
one really looks like that. But she does. I stare at the long, lean
legs extending far below the black smock, making it seem
ridiculously tiny, and wonder who is… Read full post »
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