Tom Cruise's recent career-resurrecting rant in Tropic Thunder (didn't he deliver another career-resurrecting rant in Magnolia a few years back?) reminded me that his wife, Katie, has a number of nicknames for Tom's member. A few, in reverse order of Tom's preference...
1. Tom Thumb
2. The Cruise Missile
3. The Firm
4. The Truth (as in, you can't handle...)


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