Let's just put it this way:

Yo. Republicans. Shut up. Sit down. You keep starting fires we don't need. Mean it. You over there. Cantor. Stop showing off. You ain't that pretty. Boehner. No brainer. Shut up. McConnell. Retire. The rest of you. You lame brains. Stuff it.

Jeb Bush. George Pataki. Buddy Roemer. Some of you old timers who know how to be Republicans. Come in here and show these losers how it's done. You favor with reason, you oppose with dignity and you compromise with honor. You agree when you know we need to agree, you don't put agreement aside just because it's the cool thing to do. That's what the younger kids are doing.

Speaking of - Ryan - next time you try to charge the people you work for to see you, decide whether you are a representative of your district or a poll dancer. Pun intended. If you want money stuffed in your shorts understand that will not make your butt look good.

Perry - go pursue your secret passions. A man does not put on that charming a show in public without looking for charms in private. It will come out. Ask John Edward. He looked really good too.

That's all for today.