MY RECENT POSTS
- Satire:White Supremacist to
Give Second Inaugural
Invocation
January 19, 2009 11:57AM - Another Economic Casualty:
Motion Picture Hospital to
Close
January 15, 2009 10:09AM - L.A.: 18 Pols Arrested For
Cruelty to Billy the Elephant
January 12, 2009 02:32PM - If It’s Good TV They Will
Come, Demos be Damned
January 11, 2009 08:36AM - Record-breaking Litter of
Dalmatian Pups Spotted in UK
January 10, 2009 11:50AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Set a place. I'll be
there at 17:00 hours.”
November 23, 2009 04:04PM - “No! No!
No!
Give us a
break!
Unless a bite
of peanut butter will kill
you, huge hol…”
November 23, 2009 04:03PM - “Damn. Why didn't you put
up hour 14? I missed it last
night
and now have to
figur…”
March 17, 2009 02:04PM - “Nightstalker Richard
Ramirez was the first name
that came to
my mind,
too.”
February 15, 2009 09:24AM - “Bush's
epitaph:
He never
failed to tell it like it
isn't.”
January 18, 2009 09:06AM
Sandy Sand's Links
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Early Returns: Tinklenberg Nets $30K After Bachmann’s Appear
by Sandy Sand
Michele Bachmann flew out of her tree and over the cuckoo’s nest, when she appeared on Hardball with Chris Matthews last night.
Bachmann, (R-MN) not only accused Barack Obama of paling around with terrorists and being anti-American, but she called for an investigation o… Read full post »FOX Delays World Series Game 6 Due to Hurricane Barack
by Sandy Sand
Proving that money speaks louder than ideology, the Fox Network has asked for and received permission from Major League Baseball to delay game six of the World Series by 15 minutes.
That is…if there is a game six.
The Obama campaign has made a major television buy on… Read full post »
NOW, Speak Up Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
by Sandy Sand
Now, without a doubt whatsoever, we know it’s true: John McCain hates women, and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about us or our health.A John McCain quote, complete with finger quote marks, from last night’s debate:
MCCAIN: He's (Obama) health for the mother. You… Read full post »
There’s No Debate: Time to Stop Wasting Time With Debates
by Sandy Sand
Let tonight’s debate be forever the last one.
All the debates so far, going back to the presidential primaries, have been bad jokes.
It’s time to cancel presidential debates.
Last week’s debate, touted as a “free-wheeling town hall” was anything but that.
Behind by Six, But McCain “Has ’em where he wants ’em.”
Calling Dr. Phil!
It might take one assh**e to cure another.
Quote of the young century by John McCain:
We’re down by six points. We've got 'em where we want 'em!
How many other things can be apply that illogic to “they’re just where we want them?
* The Dodgers are… Read full post »
100 Days to Go and Bush Won’t Let Lameduckedness Stop Him
Oh, swell.
Bad news for us. Instead of retiring to his steerless, fake ranch and cutting brush between now and January 20th, Bush will work “hard” to solve the economic ills of the country before leaving office.
We’d be so much better off if he’d just butt out and go back… Read full post »
McCain Hides Behind Women's Skirts:Rabble-rousing Bites Him
McCain lies. Rabble-rousing on the rise. McCain in the tank. Hope we can take that to the bank.
Due to the rabble-rousing of the reddest necks in the Republican party, on Friday at a rally in Minnesota, John McCain was forced to take the microphone away from a nasty, ignorant old lad… Read full post »
Sarah to Joe: Always Lookin' Back Aren'tcha? But How Far?
After chiding Joe Biden for lookin’ back during the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin went on to look back and dredge up any crap she could think of -- or was written on her crib notes -- to throw up in the air in the hope it falls… Read full post »
If Only One of the Debate Robots Had Stood Up and Asked…
If only some ballsy questioner had asked McCain when he's going to stop Sarah Palin from inciting rally-goes to riot, and shouting out hateful threats because of her lying accusations that Barack Obama is a terrorist.
But no, they all looked like a bunch of frightened people who had been… Read full post »
Thoughts on Rich Lowry's Wet Dreams on Porkin' Palin
by Sandy Sand
I’m not a feminist. Never have been; never will be. Still where’s NOW now?As far as I can tell, Sarah Palin has far too much testosterone for the average woman. All that shootin’ wolves from choppers, all that tough talkin’ with all that smiling’ and winkin… Read full post »Palin’s Book Banning Should Have Been Ifill’s 1st Question
by Sandy Sand
Freedom of the press and freedom of speech are the cornerstones of what makes this a free country, and they are what keeps free people…free!
Therefore, if I were Gwen Ifill and being a journalist, after welcoming the debaters I would have said:
“Sen. Biden, please excuse… Read full post »
Debate Headline:Palin Wants Uber V.P. Power, That’s Fer Sure
Sarah Palin is the Dick Cheney pig in lipstick.
The single most frightening, glaring headline to come out of last night’s vice presidential debate is that Sarah Palin still doesn’t know what the vice president does and she wants the extra power that Dick Cheney has bestowed on himself.
Food For Thought: What to Cook for Tonight’s Debate Party
by Sandy Sand
Food For Thought: What to Cook for Tonight’s Veep Debate Party
An undebatable recipe for a debate party.
What to whip up to satisfy our need for nourishing our bodies, while nibbling on something to quench our thirst for knowledge at our debate watching party?
Come to… Read full post »
Sarah Palin Unable to Recite All Her Children's Names
I saw this first thing this morning and had such a good laugh over it, I had to pass it along. sjs
by Steve Young
In what may be the most damaging of the slow but sure dissemination of the CBS News Katie Couric interview with Sarah Palin, the Republican vice… Read full post »
PBS Palin Poll:Who said Bad Publicity is Better Than None?
The Only Poll That Counts…I won’t even bother finishing that sentence.
Do any people beside political junkies, TV and radio bloviators pay attention to polls?
Yesterday a friend emailed me this:
Hi Everyone,
PBS is doing one of those instant on-line polls to ask ' America ' if the… Read full post »
Palin's Power to Destroy the World Thru Scientific Ignorance
Scientific Pop Quiz for Sarah Palin
Speculation is that Sarah Palin will have a tough time in duking it out with Joe Biden in the veep debate. That remains to be seen; we all might be surprised. But considering her lack of scientific curiosity, how would she do if someone threw… Read full post »
McCain Blinked. Debate Happened. He Placed His Bet and Lost
McCain’s his name; craps his game.
By his own admission John McCain likes to gamble, and now the gambler wants to be President; McCain thinks the presidency is a crap shoot.
When asked if he’ll be at the debate Friday night, he said he’s betting that there… Read full post »
Travel Only Broadens One’s Backside
World travel and possession of a passport does not a foreign policy expert make. Lacking both doesn't signify a lack of curiosity about the world either.
Frankly, I don’t get Katie Couric’s question to Sarah Palin about what took her so long to get a passport (last year), or that people… Read full post »
Who Won Last Night’s Debate? We Did! Liar McCain Showed Up
We got to see Barack Obamba and John McCain side by side, and we can take what we want from the fact that even at Jim Leher's urging, McCain never once looked Obama in the eye.
They say he does that with people he doesn't like. What will he do when… Read full post »
Sarah Palin toReturn Tainted Contributions, Sort Of…
Giving the money back. It depends on how you look at it.
Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin, who professes to be unscrupulously clean and above it all when it comes to political corruption, has decided to return $2,030 contributed to her 2006 gubernatorial campaign by allegedly corrupt Alaskan pol… Read full post »
Being a Mom: Dumbest Qualifier to be aPolitical Leader
You cannot make up this crap.
Quote. Los Angles Times, Sept. 24:
Standing outside the Midtown hotel where (Sarah) Palin was meeting with (Hamid) Karzai, Tamara Sverdlov, a business analyst, said the vice presidential nominee's experience as a mother of five probably made up for her lack of foreign po… Read full post »
Economic Terrorism: Bush's Bailout is the Patriot Act II
Congress, don’t make the same mistake twice.
Fool the fools in Congress once…
My greatest fear is that Congress -- in a panic to do “something,” and anxious to go on the campaign trail -- will pass Bush’s bailout bill as written it.
Giving control to one entity with abs… Read full post »
A Seven-year War in Afghanistan
Anyone ever hear of a Bush-authorized plan for seven years of war in Afghanistan?
Seven years of fighting a war in Afghanistan. It's news to me.
The headline in the Los Angeles Daily News on Sept. 19, from an AP story by Robert Burns read: Bush reviewing strategy for 7-year war… Read full post »

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