AUGUST 10, 2008 12:58PM

Fountain Pen Pornography

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Every drop of ink in my pen ran cold.  

That's Horace Walpole's chilling description of writer's block.  Real ink, like water, drips in drops or, preferably, flows smoothly from the nib of a fountain pen.  Other writing utensils, having a family resemblance to fountain pens, are also called "pens" even if they use ink gels or pastes in their roller ball, ball point, or other mechanisms.  But in a fountain pen, the ink flows by capillary action to the nib and onto the paper in a delightfully sensuous way.  

 In fact, for those of us that use fountain pens, the entire enterprise is sensuous.  Each pen, like a lover, has its distinctive look and feel.  Each bottle of ink its own color and characteristics.  Each nib its own width, feel, and flexibility.  The combinations, especially when using different papers, are beguilingly complicated and certainly exceed the number of positions described in the Kama Sutra.  

When I look at my own modest collection of fountain pens, a mere two dozen or so, many with customized italic nibs, and a dozen or so bottles of inks in various shades and colors, I am reminded of nothing so much as an orgy, a smorgasbord of delightful possibilities.  

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The innate sensuality of fountain pens is emphasized in many of the photographs of fountain pens that adorn fountain pen web sites, fountain pen quarterly magazines, and fountain pen catalogs.  Fountain pens are shown capped and, teasingly, uncapped.  Fountain pens recline on beds of dark purple, brown, or black velvet.  Carefully airbrushed models, shown in virginal poses without human hands or actual writing, are offered to discriminating collectors for thousands of dollars.  

The Freudian significance of fountain pens, especially when dipped into ink bottles for filling, is obvious.  But, like cigars, sometimes a fountain pen is also just a fountain pen.  Then again, sometimes a fountain pen is a social statement.  

I'm a CIO, Chief Information Officer, for a medium-sized company and spend my days amidst the latest technology, networks, wireless gadgets, and new applications.  It always creates a moment of cognitive dissonance for visitors, vendors, and other CIOs when in a meeting  I casually take a fountain pen from my shirt pocket, uncap it, and use it to take notes or sign documents.  It's my way of saying that although I am bound up in this modern world of technology, I have not sold my soul to it.  Nor will I as long as the ink flows smoothly from my favorite nib, making a wonderfully black line on the smooth, creamy, surface of my stationery.  The best word processor is, by comparison, just another writing utensil.  

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oooh, beautiful!!! I, too, have a modest fountain pen collection. I love my mini Mont Blanc most, though it is not the most exotic or beautiful. My Namiki (Japanese design) has the best ink flow, like writing words that turn to silk.
A wonderful essay capturing the poetic sensuality of the fountain pen! For M. Chariot, the quill provides a similar frisson, with the added benefit of the feather, for tickling and other allurements.
Ms. Miller and M. Chariot are both absolutely right, and much more poetic than me. I also have a Namiki and your description of "words that turn to silk" is perfect. Although I blush to admit that I do not have a quill, I do have a dip pen or two and "frisson" is the only word possible to describe the experience.
Mmmmm, fountain pens. Ink on fine paper, no keyboard will ever compare.
I have two old Parker fountain pens from the '60s that my grandmother purchased back then, and I have to say they are much better for sketching than a felt tip pen.
Wonderful post. So of all your pens, which is the favorite?
Great post! I was bitten by the same bug. When I was doing my techie work, it was just satisfying to pull out a fountain pen to scribble a note - it's like it restored a little balance to the world.

I mix it up between modern and vintage pens,"vintage" because none are old enough to be considered antiques, the oldest being a 1926 Duofold. When I write with an old pen, I frequently wonder what it had written before. Be it a letter home from a GI (or in the case of some of my other pens a Deutscher Soldat), or just something as prosaic as "1 qt milk & 1 doz. eggs", it's a tie to the past.

And for what it's worth, I'm convinced the right pen improves one's handwriting.
Thanks for the comments! My favorite pen is my Vanishing Point (Pilot) with the cool ballpoint "pen" action that causes a fountain pen nib to pop out. And I agree that a fountain pen improves one's handwriting - in fact I took an italic handwriting course to take full advantage of my edged nibs.

I have - so far - resisted the allure of collecting vintage fountain pens. But how much longer can I resist?
There is definitely a lot of good to be said about the fountain pen. You can get some interesting information here: http://www.levenger.com/PAGETEMPLATES/NAVIGATION/Preview.asp?Params=category=8-831|level=2-3