
My father as a boy in the 1920’s read a series of not-very-good science fiction adventures for young lads featuring the exploits of Tom Swift. This was a series done by the Stratemeyer syndicate that also produced the better-known Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew series. In this series, the young scientist hero, Tom Swift, underwent adventures involving rocket ships, ray-guns and other things he had invented. You can read all about the books at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Swift
A type of pun, called Tom Swifties, developed based on the writing style of the books. For more information about Tom Swifties see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Swifties
My father enjoyed telling and hearing Tom Swifties the rest of his life and few family gatherings were free from the compulsory round of Tom Swifty punning.
Here follow a quick dozen of some my personal favorites.
“I wonder what Freud would make of that?” asked Tom dreamily.
“I like bells,” Tom intoned.
“Fresh coffee anyone?” Tom asked perkily.
“Not so loud,” Tom said quietly.
“Drop that gun!” Tom said disarmingly.
“What beautiful evergreen trees,” Tom opined.
“Lets make some hamburger,” Tom chuckled.
“Nice shoulders,” Tom shrugged.
“What a lightning storm!” Tom thundered.
“Let’s go help out at the soup kitchen,” Tom volunteered.
“I love making baskets!” Tom said craftily.
“I like generic goods.” Tom said.
“Out of curiosity, did any of you grow up with Tom Swifties in the house? “ Tom asked openly in the salon.


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But I don't think I learned about Tom Swifties until I was an adult [he said maturely].
"All I do on camping sleeps is sleep," he said intently
"I love pancakes," he said surrupticiously.
"Where have all the flowering weeds gone this year?" he said lacadaisically.
And my all time favorite --
"Take the prisoner downstairs," he said condescendingly.
I believe that the original series had 40 volumes, and that there are a couple of newer series as well. Alas, none of the original volumes are in my possession, he said emptyhandedly.
"Please don't arrive early," Tom said belatedly.
"I bought this in the duty free shop," Tom declared.
"Are gay bars always so crowded?" asked Tom manfully.
"What does pay-per-view mean exactly?" Tom asked.
"I quit," Tom said resignedly.
"I'm trying to catch up," Tom said hurriedly.
"That's my name," Tom said swiftly.
"Can you see my tonsils?" asked Tom openly.
(I just made these up, aren't you proud of me?)