Today I was watching the movie Titanic, as the ending came…As Celine Dion song brought burning to my groin, I realized that these credits really need bloopers. I can see them now!!! An old lady starts to scream to her death but instead trips on a poverty stricken corpse and chokes on her gum…. oh the laughter!
or when old Rose bends over the ship to throw the sparkling emerald necklace into the water and her teeth fall in with it,… racing the necklace to the bottom of the ocean….
Or when everyone is waiting in line to get on the lifeboat and a kid is running too fast and runs right into the confused foreign man at the end of the line… causing a stimulating domino effect that will allow our hearts to laugh til the end of time………. END OF TIME…..
and of course, there is always the classic humor, “I am the king of the (*pooot*)world….oh my was that me” ( followed by screaming multiple fucks and blaming of everyone for his irregular bowel movement….. followed by uncontrollable tears then kicking the caterer’s dog over the railing and into the sea… NICE!)