I have a varied and particular list of "Sexiest Men Alive" and I am not going to include Hugh Jackman.  Even though it seems like it would be futile to make said list and not start off with my favoirite Aussie, Hugh's hotness is a little gratuitous at times.  Like he's so sexy and talented its just gross.   You make me want to barf Hugh Jackman, although in a good way.  So here goes.

We are going to begin wit h Matthew Perry.  Why? Very random, I know.  Not because he is thwe hottest guy under creation (that is Hugh) but because he is the guy I probably spend the most time fantasizing is Madly In Love with me.

 Maybe its because he portrayed my real life idol, Ron Clark.  Maybe it's because I have an unhealthy attraction to sarcasam.  Oh Matthew Perry, why can't I quit you?  You are so 90s!

The following are in no particular order of importance, I just wanted to make sure Matthew Perry was put out there first. 

 Alan Rickman introduced me (along with David Bowie) to the hotness of the film villan.  Sir Rickman almost always plays the bad man and I love it every time.

 I probably first noticed him in that awful Kevin Kostner "Prince of Theives" film, and just love everything he does.  I was especially thrilled when he got the role of Severus Snape, who I always envisioned being sexy, and he has brought great complexity to the character.  I am totally justified in having the hots for film villans.

 Probably my favorite hero of all though is Bruce Willis.  Take a look at him!

I know there are other pictures that more adequatley display his hotness, but this shot, from one of my favorite Bruce films (Sin City) displays what I like the best about him.  He plays the classic tough guy a lot but I love his more serious acting roles (one of my favorite movies of all time is Unbreakable).  Bruce Willis is a tough guy, Bruce Willis will save you from anything.

A recent addition to the list is Adrien Brody.  I think I fell in love with him a little when he planted that big one on Haley Berry when he won trhe Oscar.  It so reminded me of the soldier kissing the nurse on V-J day.  But ladies, if you haven't seen the romantic he plays in the too-long "King Kong" you haven't lived.  I reccomend viewing just first 45 min and the last half hour and you will get a full serving of Brody.  I also have a big nose, am married to a man with a big nose and am unreasonably attracted to men with powerful noses.

 When I was about seven my parents rented Labrynth for us and at that point I knew that if I ever found out what sex was I would want to have it with David Bowie.

Why on earth did Jennifer Conelly want to get away from this man?  He could make glass balls float and he was frakking Ziggy Stardust for Christ's sake!  Sometimes on casual Friday's I wear my Bowie t-shirt and I then know who my cool students are.

 Oh Nathan Fillion, the best Whedon hottie of them all.  I salute you Captain Tight Pants.

He is a very handsome actor who also has some excellent comedic chops.  I wish his new series was a Whedon one.  I also enjoyed him tremendously in Waitress.  I expect a lot of great things from him  in the future.  Maybe he could team up with Hugh Jackman and make my head implode.

 Nicholas Cage is an old standby that my husband insists I am into because he reminds me of my father, whatever that means. 

 Now, the unfortunate thing about Nicholas Cage is that I don't like most of his movies.  My husband says it is my thing for Nicholas Cage which leads us to most of our bad movie nights.  I much prefer the work of fellow-Coppola offspring Jason Schwartzman, but he does not give me butterflies in the tummy.

David Duchovny is also an old fave, maybe from watching Red Shoe Diaries with my friend Stacy in middle school.  I was never that big of an X-Files fan, but his rom-com with Return To Me with Minnie Driver is one of my go-to DVDs.  He has a certain regular guy charm about him that I just find irresistable.  

 Now, Mark Harmon, Anderson Cooper, Cristian Bale and Steve Carell also deserve honorable mentions.  I know their are many more conventionally hotter men, but I like to think outside the box. 

And when it comes down to it, I spend an inordinate amount of time daydreaming about Matthew Perry.  Why?