When I saw Kanye West pull a Joe Wilson on poor Taylor Swift, I wanted to go right over to my Mac Mini and delete every frakking album of his that is on there.

 Honestly, I don't think Taylor Swift is at all as good as Beyonce, but seriously.  When he hauled ass up there, I just wanted to give her a cookie and tell her everything was okay.  She's just a kid!

I can even understand what Mr. Douche/West was feeling, I felt the same urge when Brokeback Mountain lost the Oscar to Crash, but I was not invited to the show so I had to fume on my futon alone at home.  

 So, in conclusion, your career is in decline Mr. Douchebag-West.  Sit the frak down.