date Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 10:49 PM
subject: GARBAGE PEOPLE

The other day I was out early.  I saw the maintanence guys checking the garbage looking for goodies.  Tonight I threw out garbage and there was a guy with a truck and all kinds of things in the truck.  He had special gloves and a special stick and he was going through the garbage.  It had just rained so everything was wet. 

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM GARAGE SALES.  IT COULD HAVE COME FROM THE GARBAGE.