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NOVEMBER 4, 2010 11:47AM

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drag queen

Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 10:31 PM
subject: BEAUTY PRODUCTS

Thank you for offering the Sephora sales. My eye lids are gone. I do not wear eye shadow. Save up $5500 so I can get surgery for my eyelids. Then I will need eye shadow!!

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Well that's just......odd.

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