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North Carolina, United States
Birthday
June 11
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The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! ___________________________________ Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? ____________________________________ Banner by "The Amazing Ric Tresa" ___________________________________

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FEBRUARY 9, 2010 9:54AM

Scanner and the Kardashians!!

I've been off for a few days. I either have a flu-bug or I'm dying, take your pick. I haven't gotten off the couch for three straight days, and it may take a few more. The only thing that is keeping me alive, besides Night-Time Nyquil, are those rascally Kardashians. I… Read full post »



 

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 I wrote a post a few months back about my dog Scanner, my best pal, being killed in traffic. I won't go into a long story again, but I ended up going to the Dog Pound to get another dog. Now, some people call… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 5, 2010 12:47PM

Ninja Ladies Attack!!

 

 

  

You get to thinking you've seen it all and out of the blue up jumps a, Ninja Woman? It seems two females dressed as Ninjas and carrying swords robbed a convenience store. While I disapprove of all crime, I got to give these ladies an "A" for… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2010 10:59AM

The Super Bowl and Who (What?)

 

 
 

 

What do Bruce Springsteen, the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, Prince

and Tom Petty have in common. They've all played the biggest stage in

the world, The Super Bowl Halftime Show. I love them all. They are in the

Rock & Roll Hall ofRead full post »

FEBRUARY 3, 2010 6:43AM

Operation Cornflakes (A True Story)

 

 
 
 
 Operation Cornflakes! Sounds like some kind of joke, or a kids games doesn't it. When I came across this, I thought so too. But this is a real operation that the U.S. and our Allies pulled off on the Germans during WW11. A lot of people… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 2, 2010 3:52PM

My Videos Won't Embed (Whats Up?)


 
I cannot get my videos to embed and I'm getting pissed! I need to know if anyone else is having this problem. I've posted dozens and dozens of music videos in the last six months. After I taught myself how, which wasn't easy, I started using them a lot… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 1, 2010 8:00AM

My Mom Hates Me (Is it My Fault?)


 

25 Crazy Belly Paintings

For some unknown reason my Mother has always hated me. While she lavished my brothers and sisters with love, she kept me at a distance. Sure, I may have had a big mouth and screamed a lot, but is that my fault? My Dad, who treated me… Read full post »
JANUARY 31, 2010 9:30AM

A Change We Can Believe In ~Hope~


 

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I was wondering what to do for Good News Sunday. There just wasn't anything that I liked, or didn't like, that was good news. Just the same thing day after day. The rich eating the poor and using the middle class for a toothpick.
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JANUARY 30, 2010 9:31AM

Proud To Be An American, Again


 
 
 

 Yesterday as I was reading some new posts and doing some commenting,  I looked over at CNN and saw where President Obama was beginning to make a speech.  Having watched the State Of of the Union… Read full post »

 

 

There is something going on on OS that I'm really in the dark about. As  most of you all know, I stay in the dark all the time anyway, so this is nothing new. I get a lot of  news alerts in my inbox. No sooner does anything happen,… Read full post »

JANUARY 28, 2010 6:53AM

The Honey Bee Massacre (fiction)

 

 

Here I was,  at a top secret meeting at the White House with the big man, the President himself. While I had met him a few times, nothing as important as this last operation was ever discussed. A lot of historic events have been hatched in this White House,… Read full post »

JANUARY 27, 2010 6:21AM

The Arms Race For Drones

 

 
 

 
The US military, spearheaded by the Air Force has a forty year plan for the Drone program in this country. These new Drones, bigger and more accurate than the ones we now use will make the earth a better place according to the Washington Journal. They said:… Read full post »
JANUARY 26, 2010 10:42AM

Diet Water~You've got to be ....,

 


 

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Funny Pictures

When I first saw this I thought is was a joke. A practical joke they play on people to get a stupid reaction. Well, it's real, and I have a stupid reaction. What kind of  idiot would buy diet water? No wait, that… Read full post »
JANUARY 25, 2010 1:15PM

Jeff Bridges~Most Underated Actor

 

  

 Jeff Bridges Picture
 
If there is an actor who has made as many great films and not won an Oscar than Jeff Bridges, I don't know who it is. The man has literally been acting since he was a small baby in pictures with his father, the great Lloyd… Read full post »
JANUARY 24, 2010 8:11AM

Masturbate Prostate Cancer Away~~


 
 

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Researchers from Australia have suggested men could reduce their risk of developing cancer of the prostrate through regular masturbation. Cancer causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

Australian rese

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JANUARY 23, 2010 7:19PM

Guess Who's in the Zebra Suit?


                             Who's in the Zebra suit? Beats the hell out of me! 
 


Theres was a discussion today about bigots and idiots, and I found out they all live in North and South Carolina.… Read full post »
JANUARY 23, 2010 11:39AM

Oh, Mexico~~

 



 

 

 

 Lately I've been taking stock of my life. What little there is of it. At the beginning of the year, I wrote a post saying I wasn't going through another year like the last one. It literally sucked! The only thing that… Read full post »

JANUARY 22, 2010 10:05PM

Please Read This, It's Important

 
 
Please read the following article. This my friends is how we are electing our representatives now. With the recent court rulings about corporations now being free to make commercials, videos and even movies to attack their opponents, what do we have to look forward to in the next nation… Read full post »
JANUARY 22, 2010 9:09AM

80% Believe in Legalizing Pot

Weed Leafs
 

 

Holy Smokes: America Says Legalize Medical Marijuana


Folks, I believe it is finally time to legalize pot. If we're ever going to do it, now is the time. With eight out of ten people believing that some form of legalization should happen, then it's time for the politicians of this… Read full post »
JANUARY 21, 2010 9:29AM

I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

 

The title is a little misleading. Since joining OS, I've had very little time to read anything except your posts and to write a few. I'm grateful to be in a place that is so interesting that I could give a shit about politics. It wasn't always the case. I… Read full post »

JANUARY 20, 2010 6:36PM

Amazing Dolphin Video

 

There has been a debate since the beginning of time of who or what are the smartest creatures. Some say Monkey's, who can do tricks on stage that they have learned from trainers. The same is said of dogs, who can do tricks, fetch ducks from the water, and even… Read full post »

JANUARY 20, 2010 8:54AM

Croppin' Bacca' in Carolina

 
 

Lately, the word "Negro" has been bandied about, from the stupid words out of Harry Reid's mouth to the Census Forms, the word has been in the news a lot lately. I live in the deep south. Believe it or not, especially among older African-Americans, they still… Read full post »
JANUARY 19, 2010 7:26AM

Meredith Baxter (Broke My Heart)


 
 

 
 

 Yesh, that's right, Meredith Baxter broke my heart. The woman that I first fell for on the TV show Family. The woman I laughed and cryed with on Family Ties, has broken my heart. I used to  daydream we were stranded on a deserted island, just… Read full post »

JANUARY 18, 2010 9:09AM

~The American President~

 

Having been asked by the editors to give our thoughts on the year in review of President Barack Obama, I was a little apprehensive. As a lot of you know, I have quit writing political posts and in fact, I have quit reading the mountain of material I used to read… Read full post »

JANUARY 17, 2010 6:01AM

Good News From a Good Person

 

 

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.  ~Aleister Crowley, Book of Lies 

 

 

Sometimes, the littlest thing can be good news. Just a small gesture, that is… Read full post »