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- North Carolina, United States
- Birthday
- June 11
- Bio
- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
— Mark Twain
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MY RECENT COMMENTS
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tell anyone who will listen
I'm a
liberal democrat is
star…”
7:39PM - “Now thats how I
roll~~”
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and give him a ride. He may be
the
beginning of a great
f…”
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more books. Getting on
Match.com
couldn't hurt
either!
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wrote it, thanks!
Chuck,
Me with a formula,
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7:15PM
Scanner's Links
Love and The Red Head (A Love Call)
Coming home from Germany, after serving three years in the Army, all I wanted to do was take a year off and party. I could draw unemployment for a year and I drew every penny of it. I played golf everyday, sometimes 36 holes a day with a cooler on… Read full post »
Palin Runs-Update:(Teabagger Movie preview)
A New Member In My Family (ZACK)
King Of The Hill (Fiction Friday)
One of the great things about living in the south is if a person in China mentions snow, the schools here close down. When I lived in Manchester, N.H., the chance for a "snow day" were slim and none. It had to be a blizzard of monumental proportions to stop school… Read full post »
A Slight Adjustment

A Slight Adjustment for Old Age~
Getting out of bed ( five minutes)~
Grabbing my glasses (before anything)~
Standing up and stretching (ouch)~
Walking (yeah, right)~
Coffee (gallons)~
Pain pills (many)~
Sitting (waiting for the pills to take effect)~
Smiling (they kicked i… Read full post »
Carrie Prejean, Foodie Tuesday & Mad Men,Donny, Dr. Amy
Memo to Squirrel: I'm Tired of Seeing Your Nuts
Dear Squirrel, take no offense from this post. I have nothing but high regard for everything you write. You're on the cover a lot and deservingly so. My problem is having to see your nuts everyday. I think it's time for a side shot, or maybe a butt shot. I bet… Read full post »
Jeff Bridges Hair (UPDATE: TRON)

The First Ones Name Was Bruce
In this big bad world of ours there are the good people and the bad people. Don't let anyone fool you, there is no in between. I know a lot of you know that I was in the drug underworld for a time. Well, a long time really.There are some very… Read full post »
So You Want To Be a Pirate Arrrggghhns!!

Body Bags are Piling Up!

School Suspends Girl For Shaving Head (WTF)

Nicotine Fingers
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I've got nicotine fingers
and nicotine eyes
I got nicotine arms
and nicotine thighs
&n… Read full post »
10 Joe Lieberman Jokes (and a cartoon)
Never, Ever, Assume!
I need a laugh (How about You?)
My Dog Has Died
LOVE

Because of… Read full post »
Musings of an Insomniac
I am not a religious person. I've probably been in three churches in my life, and two of those were for weddings. Do I believe in God? I don't know, it's too hard to get a handle on the whole thing. By thing, I'm talking about the Bible. It just cannot… Read full post »
Zoey Died
A lot of you who read my post know that my best friend Scanner was hit by a car and killed a month or so ago. The people on OS were terrific, and it really meant a lot to Terri and I. Many of you said I should keep the name,… Read full post »
A Warriors' Self Destruction

If Bubba Was Still in the White House!
For Zuma's 1st Anniversary
I just found out today is Zuma's first anniversary at Open Salon. She's helped me a lot since I've been here, and I just want to thank her for everything she's done, especially her Sunday posts, which are the first place I head to on Sunday morning, to get a little… Read full post »


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