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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." — Mark Twain ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Banner by "The Amazing Ric Tresa" ___________________________________

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NOVEMBER 23, 2009 6:32AM

Love and The Red Head (A Love Call)

 

Coming home from Germany, after serving three years in the Army, all I wanted to do was take a year off and party. I could draw unemployment for a year and I drew every penny of it. I played golf everyday, sometimes 36 holes a day with a cooler on… Read full post »


 Sarah Palin had to haul-ass out of a book signing Noblesville, IN, after promising people she would sign all the books that the people would buy! Ahh, Sarah, say it ain't so? 
 
 
  This gentleman seems to be pissed off a little more than the rest.… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 21, 2009 8:25AM

A New Member In My Family (ZACK)

 The little fellow below is the newest member of the scanner household. We are again happy members of the USDOAOS. (United States Dog Owners Association of Suckers). Yes another puppy has captured our hearts, and a little of our pocket books. This one comes with a little story, and if you'll… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 20, 2009 6:32AM

King Of The Hill (Fiction Friday)

One of the great things about living in the south is if a person in China mentions snow, the schools here close down. When I lived in Manchester, N.H., the chance for a "snow day" were slim and none. It had to be a blizzard of monumental proportions to stop school… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 19, 2009 7:28AM

A Slight Adjustment


 Old Man Walking with a Cane

 

A Slight Adjustment for Old Age~

 

Getting out of bed ( five minutes)~

Grabbing my glasses (before anything)~

Standing up and stretching (ouch)~

Walking (yeah, right)~

Coffee (gallons)~

Pain pills (many)~

Sitting (waiting for the pills to take effect)~

Smiling (they kicked i… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 18, 2009 6:04AM

A Message From God (I Think)


 
                        
 
                           FROM SOMEBODY TO ME TO YOU!!
 

 


Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble

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                                                 CARRIE PREJEAN
 
 
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Dear Squirrel, take no offense from this post. I have nothing but high regard for everything you write. You're on the cover a lot and deservingly so. My problem is having to see your nuts everyday. I think it's time for a side shot, or maybe a butt shot. I bet… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 15, 2009 6:59AM

Jeff Bridges Hair (UPDATE: TRON)


                                                   The Dude

 
I'm been on OS for some time now, and I think I have made a few friends. Some friends who would… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 9:22AM

The First Ones Name Was Bruce

In this big bad world of ours there are the good people and the bad people. Don't let anyone fool you, there is no in between. I know a lot of you know that I was in the drug underworld for a time. Well, a long time really.There are some very… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 13, 2009 10:20PM

So You Want To Be a Pirate Arrrggghhns!!

 So you want to be a Pirate. Take over. Well theres rules to being a Pirate. You just can't say "oh, I'm a Pirate". No. There are Pirate laws and Pirate codes. Read up on them, and then get back to me, and we'll talk~~ 
 
 
 
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NOVEMBER 13, 2009 8:42AM

Body Bags are Piling Up!


 
 President Obama walks the grounds at Arlington National Cemetery. He also laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns.
 

 This is neither praise or criticism of out president. It is just a few thoughts that have to be going through his head as he contemplates his decision on Afghanistan. I have no advice for him, and if I did it really wouldn't matter. He is the… Read full post »

 
 A 15-YEAR-old Brisbane school girl has been suspended for shaving her head to raise money for vital cancer research.
Emily Pridham and her family told Channel Nine News her father is battling leukemia. 
  
 Girl banned for shaving head
 
You try to go through life in a mellow moo… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 11, 2009 6:51AM

Nicotine Fingers

 

 

I've got nicotine fingers    

and nicotine eyes

I got nicotine arms

and nicotine thighs 

                                                 &n… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2009 9:19AM

10 Joe Lieberman Jokes (and a cartoon)

 
  I'm trying to keep calm about this health care fiasco as I see how it works it's way through congress, with every congressman either getting something, or not voting for it. Now, those weasel Senators are going to have their chance to gut this bill, which is gutless to start… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 9, 2009 10:55AM

Never, Ever, Assume!

 
 
 
 
 Having been on OS a good while now, sometimes I start to assume I know the people who's posts I read. You would think that after reading someone for awhile you would know what they had for breakfast, but that's not necessary true. When I read of… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 8, 2009 4:28PM

I need a laugh (How about You?)


 

 
 
 
 
                                           This one is just plain dumb! 
NOVEMBER 8, 2009 9:32AM

My Dog Has Died

I was reading some poems by Pablo Neruda when I came across this. It made my day. Having never heard of Pablo Neruda, I googled him and read some stuff about him. An amazing poet, he was a communist of all things. He was born in Chile, and was the Chilean… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 7, 2009 2:40PM

LOVE

 This was a poem I read yesterday while cruising around and for some reason it just stayed with me. I had never heard of Pablo Neruda, poetry not being my specialty. It was just a beautiful way to express LOVE! 
 
  
 
 Oahu by .I Travel East.
 

 Love

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NOVEMBER 7, 2009 4:54AM

Musings of an Insomniac

I am not a religious person. I've probably been in three churches in my life, and two of those were for weddings. Do I believe in God? I don't know, it's too hard to get a handle on the whole thing. By thing, I'm talking about the Bible. It just cannot… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 6, 2009 5:36PM

Zoey Died

A lot of you who read my post know that my best friend Scanner was hit by a car and killed a month or so ago. The people on OS were terrific, and it really meant a lot to Terri and I. Many of you said I should keep the name,… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 6, 2009 8:58AM

A Warriors' Self Destruction


 Mike Tyson-2.jpg
  

I'm writing today about someone who had everything a person could want, except a life.  I know theres a lot of people out there that have no sympathy for Tyson and neither did I until recently. I always considered him a bully. The kind that beat… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 8:04AM

If Bubba Was Still in the White House!



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 Big Bill Clinton said yesterday that if wasn't for term limits, he would have liked to be had been president forever. I'm a bit biased, but I wouldn't have minded it either. It's not that the economy would have been any better. It would probably have tanked… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 4, 2009 5:19PM

For Zuma's 1st Anniversary

 I just found out today is Zuma's first anniversary at Open Salon. She's helped me a lot since I've been here, and I just want to thank her for everything she's done, especially her Sunday posts, which are the first place I head to on Sunday morning, to get a little… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 4, 2009 8:02AM

The Republican Rapper


I've haven't been following politics for awhile. Not the "down in the dirt" politics that I've been known to write about. Sure, I listen to the news, read my magazines and follow everything on the Net, put really with a blind eye. And I like it. Writing about politics is simple.… Read full post »