Yesh, that's right, Meredith Baxter broke my heart. The woman that I first fell for on the TV show Family. The woman I laughed and cryed with on Family Ties, has broken my heart. I used to  daydream we were stranded on a deserted island, just the two of us, with nothing to eat except each other. Oh, wait, coconuts, we had coconuts, but thats all. She doesn't love me at first, well for the first five or ten years really. But when I hide the coconuts, and she sees she has nothing to eat, we fall madly in love. Then I would snap out of it and my crotch would be wet. I couldn't get up from my desk at school, but a small price to pay for my love of Meredeth!

Even after Family Ties went off the air, I followed here career. I even watched all the crummy TV movies she was in, but she was great. It didn't even matter to me when she would divorce and marry other people. I knew that someday I would still have a shot at getting together with the woman of my dreams. But now all thats all over. You see, Meredeth Baxter, the love of my life, is now a lesbian. Damn!! Yes, she came out on the Today Show, as I sat in stunned silence. When I started crying my wife thought I was having a nervous breakdown until I told her the truth, after which she slapped me! Ouch~~

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Now, before Safe_Bet and other women come through the computer screen and choke me until my eyes bulge out, I have nothing against lesbians. I could care less what people do. I could care less if someone is gay, lesbian, transsexual, transgender, etc., etc., etc.,. What people do behind closed doors, or for that matter in a fucking subway is none of my business. As my man John Lennon once said, "What Ever Gets You Through The Night, is Alright! I couldn't agree more. 

Now, with Meredeth coming out, there is no chance that her and I can be together. Not that there ever was, but before in the back of the darkest recesses of my mind, back where there is nothing but cobwebs, there was still a sliver of a chance that my love, Meredeth and myself, could still be together. But, alas, that is no more. I will no longer be able to masturbate to Meredeth Baxter, and that makes me sad. Now I guess I'll have to go to my second choice, Portia deRossi. She's straight, right?