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APRIL 30, 2010 3:14PM

Man Eats Testicles before Sex Change Operation

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If any of you have a weak stomach, I advise you to go to another site. This one is fixing to get down-right nasty. The guy below, a Transgender, who goes by the name genderhack, is going to do something that sends shivers down my back, and literally make me want to throw-up and scream at the same time. Before having a sex change operation, this sick fuck had an operation to remove his nuts, and he's going to cook and eat his own fucking testicles. Oh, My, God!!
 
He even is going to have a dinner guest to dine with him. Someone who has to be just as sick as this, person, is. AAHHaahha! Below, in a plastic bag is the mans testicles. 

 
 
 
This is the girl that this sick fuck has invited over to help him eat his own testicles. She can't be to damn bright herself! 



 
Here are the testicles being ready to be cut up. I have put some weird shit on this site, but my friends, never something life this! 
 

Her is why he is doing this~~

His words, not mine! 

His motives:

"You know, i felt that way at first, but the more i thought about it, the more i realized it was even better that it was somebody else’s". (not to say i wouldn’t have appreciated the autocannibalism)

"I mean, heck i’ve eaten bits of my own skin, sucked my own blood, accidentally bitten of bits of tongue, even accidentally sliced of a bit of thumb into a meal i was making, so it’s not actually something all that crazy or special to eat your own parts; it would just be an matter of degree. But to cook up and eat another’s flesh, well now that’s a little more meaningful and symbolic"…

"Besides, i’m still most likely going to get my excess scrotal tissue removed, so maybe i’ll fry up a little nutsack bacon. It’s either that or tan it and make a coin purse. I think i like the coin purse idea more though".



                              Time to start cooking them up~~



Let this idiot bastard explain the taste, aahhaa!

And the taste??!!

And no, it didn’t taste like chicken. We sauteed them lightly in some olive oil; to bring out their own flavor as much as possible. The testes themselves tasted more like sausage; with just a hint of semeny taste; really tender, almost fell apart in your mouth. We sauteed up the epididymous and lining too; the texture was essentially unchewable, but they tasted really really good actually, like a piece of lamb-steak gristle.







People, to the best of my knowledge, this is true. I have no reason to doubt it, it came from the same place I get a lot of stuff. I've had this in my Draft Box for awhile, and I'm taking all my stuff down, and came across this. I haven't the slightest idea where I got this, so sue me if someone doesn't like it. Me, I,  for the fucking life of me, just ask

                                                        WHY?   

 

 

                      Written and Published by the ScanMan

 Article from some site that has long sence slipped my mind, find it if you want it!

 

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Tastes like chicken? I'll pass.
*gag*

I got nuttin' else. Sorry.

*gag*
~Man Eats Testicles before Sex Change Operation~

Seems to me it would have been after the change. {{R}}
Nick, come on, wheres that adventurous spirit, hah!
Hour, *Gag* indeed!
Rod, he does seem to be doing it backwards, if he's got to do it at all!
Scanner this is prime grade A stuff. You never disappoint man.
rated
And if you accidentally and unnowingly married this sex changed nut case, would homicide be justifiable when you found out?
There is a bright side.

This 'nutjob' (smirk) won't be reproducing.

There is something deeply, and I mean DEEPLY broken in those two.
Mike, even you couldn't write something this weird, I think~
Henry, if not, I'll hire you the best lawyer, hah!
Thumbs, you are always thinking~
But if you submitted something like this for the upcoming Salon Kitchen Challenge: NUTS! You could get an EP. You should totally do it. Those EPs are worth it.
What do you mean you're taking all your stuff down? xox
I had no idea that such small testies could mess up a stove so much. Come to think of it..if he/she kept his/herself up the same way they did their stove even IF they were a delicacy I wouldn't want to eat them in that kitchen.There's a guy , an artist, yes I know they are friggen weird, that made meatballs. Some with real beef fat and some with his own fat mixed with the beef. He also had a dinner and his guests had a choice of which ones they wanted to eat. But...this is much ickier. ~R
Hmm...does this guy live in Colorado or Utah?

I mean, we all have heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters, right?

Just sayin'

(okay, yes, I admit it, I'm one sick phuck)
This is bar none the most disgusting thing I've heard of.
Of course I had to look. Not my most shining moment. This has been a test of our emergency gag reflex system... right?
Man, I wish I hadn't seen this right before dinner! I am so... so... speechless.... I'm rating this because - well, just because!!!!
Bell, I should have waited, This was a sure EP, hah!
L, what, not enough salt? hah!
Robin, you noticed that. Yeah, I'm putting everything on hard copies. I'm doing some thinking!
TME, not quite as sick, but still...,
Stud, you never know, might taste great. Nut I'll never find out!
Nan, yeah this is right up there I think, hah!
Zul, I hope you passed!!
Kit, I told you I wasn't posting today, but this was just sitting there, and , well, you know me...
Ok... since I am in the minority that LIKES Rocky Mountain Oysters I'mma sit over here in the corner and wait
I don't give a rats ass about the "symbolics" of eating your own testicles is just plain wrong. Inviting someone to share them? Priceless
Werner Herzog, the German film maker cooked and ate his shoe. Couldn't be harder than that. EH?
The other Double Down.
Mmmmmm. I've already got my recipe ready for the challenge, Testes served in a mayo sauce!! Nummy! Just like mama made, except she used bull's testicles!! :D
Werner Herzog, the German film maker cooked and ate his shoe. Couldn't be harder than that. EH?
probably wasn't a good idea to read this right after lunch...erp.
I thought Rocky Mountain oysters were bad~ Please throw away your Draft Box you sick bitch.
Mrs R, from a man who loves oysters, ocean oysters, You look great just siting there, hah!
Bob, after dinner, they may of have some type of sex, put for the life of me, I don't know how!
Alicia, sounds like the Depression Era, whenever one ate there shoes!
Daniel, hah, I like that!
Tink, you better not steal this receipt, it's copyrighted. You could get in "deep" trouble, hah!
I can't get this out of my head. I have seen and used all those words many times, and will see and use all of them again.

But I never, ever,,, uhm hold on

~clears throat~

I Never fucking, Fucking, FUCKING EVER!!! Thought I would see them in that order!
This is charming Scanner
I trust he waited to digest fully before the operation?
Omigod, Omigod, Omigod. Where's Leepin' Larry when you need a good comment? I'm speechless.
Thumbs, as they say, "This too shall pass"!
Jack, I wouldn't call it charming. I would call it something I started to delete, then said, "to hell with it, lets have some fun". hah!
Jonathan, doesn't everybody?
Joan, where is Leepin' Larry, you're right? You don't suppose he's thinking of getting this done do you?
Robin, is that Okay, or OK? Hah!
I used to say, "Don't knock it till you've tried it," but even I can't say there here. "just a hint of semeny taste" - no offense, anybody, but I think I'll skip that recipe.
this sick shit is why i'm a vegetarian! reminds of that other sick fucker who made cheese out of his wife's breasts milk and served it at his restaurant.

and what is WRONG with HER!?!

JAYSUS!
Scanner, this is just nasty! Just plain nasty! :)
what Bellwether said...exactly
Ga-ross, as we say here in the south.
Cuss, when I watch people eat sushi, I gag, because I love seafood, but please cook it first. But this, no way in hell, cooked or uncooked!
Renatta, "made cheese out of his wife's breasts milk and served it at his restaurant". You've got to be kidding me. Sick bastard!
Hay, yes it is!!:-(
Nikki, I know this was a sure winner, but I get so many EP's and Covers, well..,
irish colleen in green, I too am from the south. We have an ole' southern saying "Fuckin' gross", hah!
aim i, that sounds good enough for me~~
horrors, as they used to say in the south. or HERK, as they say in my house.

and i'm hooting with laughter at what renatta said. hoooooting.
Okay, I am a chickenshit, I rolled right past the pictures! I am a BABY. Now, just to say, this was way GROSS. Ha. Rated for irreverence.
I've eaten plenty of shit in my life, so why not a little ball to go with it. Hell if I'd known I'd be right there with him chowin down on the dude's nuts.

Yummy!
Um. What. The. Fuck. Seriously? Why would you do that? I don't understand people, I really don't. I mean... get a sex change, sure. I get that. That makes sense. Do the whole operation, whatever man. But EATING YOUR BALLS?? WHAT?? I'm... terrified by this. It was like a train crash, and I couldn't look away. I mean.. I think maybe we have a future Jeffrey Dahmer on our hands here, no joke.

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This too weird, even for me.
I have probably become too complacent in my advancing age, but if this satisfied some symbolic need to this person I can't find fault. That isn't to say I would do so or that if someone told me they were about to have their gender reassignment surgery and would I like to join them in eating their testicles I would be jumping at the chance.
You really are an intrepid voyager aren't you scanner?
What's all the v-jay hey?
Its just a little hoo-hah.
A testicle spectacle.
Though if you ask me
He ain't the sharpest knife in the kitchen
You can clearly see he's nuts.
Though I gotta say, it takes balls.
Maybe they should commercialize it...
"Hey there, whatcha eatin?"
"Nuts-n-Honey."
And what about that girl?
No more Lays.
I bet you can't eat just one...
... or two...