

Her is why he is doing this~~
His words, not mine!His motives:
"You know, i felt that way at first, but the more i thought about it, the more i realized it was even better that it was somebody else’s". (not to say i wouldn’t have appreciated the autocannibalism)
"I mean, heck i’ve eaten bits of my own skin, sucked my own blood, accidentally bitten of bits of tongue, even accidentally sliced of a bit of thumb into a meal i was making, so it’s not actually something all that crazy or special to eat your own parts; it would just be an matter of degree. But to cook up and eat another’s flesh, well now that’s a little more meaningful and symbolic"…
"Besides, i’m still most likely going to get my excess scrotal tissue removed, so maybe i’ll fry up a little nutsack bacon. It’s either that or tan it and make a coin purse. I think i like the coin purse idea more though".

And the taste??!!
And no, it didn’t taste like chicken. We sauteed them lightly in some olive oil; to bring out their own flavor as much as possible. The testes themselves tasted more like sausage; with just a hint of semeny taste; really tender, almost fell apart in your mouth. We sauteed up the epididymous and lining too; the texture was essentially unchewable, but they tasted really really good actually, like a piece of lamb-steak gristle.

People, to the best of my knowledge, this is true. I have no reason to doubt it, it came from the same place I get a lot of stuff. I've had this in my Draft Box for awhile, and I'm taking all my stuff down, and came across this. I haven't the slightest idea where I got this, so sue me if someone doesn't like it. Me, I, for the fucking life of me, just ask
WHY?
Written and Published by the ScanMan
Article from some site that has long sence slipped my mind, find it if you want it!


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Comments
I got nuttin' else. Sorry.
*gag*
Seems to me it would have been after the change. {{R}}
Hour, *Gag* indeed!
Rod, he does seem to be doing it backwards, if he's got to do it at all!
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This 'nutjob' (smirk) won't be reproducing.
There is something deeply, and I mean DEEPLY broken in those two.
Henry, if not, I'll hire you the best lawyer, hah!
Thumbs, you are always thinking~
Lezlie
I mean, we all have heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters, right?
Just sayin'
(okay, yes, I admit it, I'm one sick phuck)
L, what, not enough salt? hah!
Robin, you noticed that. Yeah, I'm putting everything on hard copies. I'm doing some thinking!
TME, not quite as sick, but still...,
Stud, you never know, might taste great. Nut I'll never find out!
Nan, yeah this is right up there I think, hah!
Zul, I hope you passed!!
Kit, I told you I wasn't posting today, but this was just sitting there, and , well, you know me...
Bob, after dinner, they may of have some type of sex, put for the life of me, I don't know how!
Alicia, sounds like the Depression Era, whenever one ate there shoes!
Daniel, hah, I like that!
Tink, you better not steal this receipt, it's copyrighted. You could get in "deep" trouble, hah!
But I never, ever,,, uhm hold on
~clears throat~
I Never fucking, Fucking, FUCKING EVER!!! Thought I would see them in that order!
Jack, I wouldn't call it charming. I would call it something I started to delete, then said, "to hell with it, lets have some fun". hah!
Jonathan, doesn't everybody?
Joan, where is Leepin' Larry, you're right? You don't suppose he's thinking of getting this done do you?
Robin, is that Okay, or OK? Hah!
and what is WRONG with HER!?!
JAYSUS!
Renatta, "made cheese out of his wife's breasts milk and served it at his restaurant". You've got to be kidding me. Sick bastard!
Hay, yes it is!!:-(
Nikki, I know this was a sure winner, but I get so many EP's and Covers, well..,
irish colleen in green, I too am from the south. We have an ole' southern saying "Fuckin' gross", hah!
aim i, that sounds good enough for me~~
and i'm hooting with laughter at what renatta said. hoooooting.
Yummy!
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You really are an intrepid voyager aren't you scanner?
Its just a little hoo-hah.
A testicle spectacle.
Though if you ask me
He ain't the sharpest knife in the kitchen
You can clearly see he's nuts.
Though I gotta say, it takes balls.
Maybe they should commercialize it...
"Hey there, whatcha eatin?"
"Nuts-n-Honey."
And what about that girl?
No more Lays.
I bet you can't eat just one...
... or two...