Her is why he is doing this~~His words, not mine!
"You know, i felt that way at first, but the more i thought about it, the more i realized it was even better that it was somebody else’s". (not to say i wouldn’t have appreciated the autocannibalism)
"I mean, heck i’ve eaten bits of my own skin, sucked my own blood, accidentally bitten of bits of tongue, even accidentally sliced of a bit of thumb into a meal i was making, so it’s not actually something all that crazy or special to eat your own parts; it would just be an matter of degree. But to cook up and eat another’s flesh, well now that’s a little more meaningful and symbolic"…
"Besides, i’m still most likely going to get my excess scrotal tissue removed, so maybe i’ll fry up a little nutsack bacon. It’s either that or tan it and make a coin purse. I think i like the coin purse idea more though".
And the taste??!!
And no, it didn’t taste like chicken. We sauteed them lightly in some olive oil; to bring out their own flavor as much as possible. The testes themselves tasted more like sausage; with just a hint of semeny taste; really tender, almost fell apart in your mouth. We sauteed up the epididymous and lining too; the texture was essentially unchewable, but they tasted really really good actually, like a piece of lamb-steak gristle.
People, to the best of my knowledge, this is true. I have no reason to doubt it, it came from the same place I get a lot of stuff. I've had this in my Draft Box for awhile, and I'm taking all my stuff down, and came across this. I haven't the slightest idea where I got this, so sue me if someone doesn't like it. Me, I, for the fucking life of me, just ask
Written and Published by the ScanMan
Article from some site that has long sence slipped my mind, find it if you want it!