I love the muppet clip! Your honesty is refreshing! R

LOL, Scanner. I simply can not stop giggling over your choice of video! Rated for your unabashed honesty this morning.From a gal whose husband loves to say to me" Baby got back!". Oops, was that too much information?

You just made my week. Thanks, bro.

To answer your question, "Howard Stern". I'm an ass woman. myself.

For me it's the legs that rivet my attention.
Thanks for the smile.

Chickens? Let's not go there...

Though I'm a female happily married to a male, I would say I'm somewhere near the bisexual end of the Kinsey scale. I actually enjoy looking at the figure of a woman as much as you do, so I think I'm qualified to speak from a man's perspective when I say: for me, the back side if fine, but if I had to choose, I'd go for the boobs.

Libmom, Honesty? I'm really 12" and growing (sic)
lschmoopie, you need a back shot~~
Belinda, my pleasure!
O'Really, Howard bought him a great set. I think a woman went with them!
Zul, nothing wrong with a fine set of legs~~

An ass like what???!

That ain't an ass its an airplane landing strip!!

As any true "Ass-Man" knows, the only really "Great Ass" is a "Bubble-butt"!!



^R^ (For good intentions)

lol I want one of those shirts!

If you're worrying about your own parts, I think the first thing to ask is how it affects the person you want to attract. Are you married? If so, does your nose bother your wife? If not, stop worrying and stay the hell away from mirrors.

I have to echo Zul here: You left out an awfully significant choice in legs.

Well, that's a good thing to end with on a Friday. :)

I thought you might play that song' Like big butts' hahahha
sad to say most of me is butt hahaha
Rated with hugs and what a title to sit and look at , at 6 am in the morning hahaha
Rated with hugs

scanner ... my weakness are those long, long legs {I need Rod Steward's "Legs" clip here}, the kind that go all the way up to the ass! My ex ... the joy-killer ... had to point out that they all go up to the ass ... Lew

i told the doctor i wanted it it to hang a few inches closer to the floor.
he cut my feet off.

ba da boom ching

(laughing)

it's raining out and you're as mad as a hatter.

in you I see a comparison with zeus, from who's brain would spring forth the damndest stuff.
scanman, when you create, there's no stopping you. and PC or not.....let it rip!!

Give me a B cup, nipples pointing slightly skyward. I've never seen the fascination with huge tits, although they can serve well as pillows.
Yes, yes.. the ASS, tight, smooth and shapely. Legs, uh huh. That curve inwards above the hips. Nape of neck. Mmmmmmm...
BUTT, for the record scans that girl above while surely lovely is maybe a bit too lithe. Maybe. I'd have to check her out nekki before giving my final opinion.

I'm amazed that you wrote this in the morning---what's in your coffee? Seriously, you prove that it's possible to write on this topic (the human body) without getting all creepy or frightening; this is actually kind of sweet.

skypixie0, if you can flip a quarter on it, and it gives you back two dimes and a nickel, it's a fine ass!
Gianna-FL, You just gave me an Idea!!
koshersalaami, my snoz isn't to big. But neither is my...,
Duane, after a hard weeks writing, you have to let your hair down
Linda, I forget people are on the wrong coast. I gotta stop that!
Lew, I do love a long set of legs, attached to a fine ass~~
wschanz, two more inches, I'm a King. Two less, I'm a Queen~~

Thanks to you, ScanMan, I am going to choose to go through life ass-backwards all day today!

What attracts me to a woman the most isn't boobs, ass or face: It's her opinion on farm subsidies and how that affects American soy bean growers. If she has the right attitude on that the rest is meaningless.

lol @ Roger F... right

scans... speaking of nice asses you missed this one

http://open.salon.com/blog/trig_palin/2010/09/08/spider_season_and_random_thoughts

Hey, Dumbo, you forgot the red hair. I'm tellin' on you.

Seriously, no breast fixation here. I've always liked a dancer's physique myself.

there is a way to make a penis bigger. I read it in USA Today a couple of years ago. Something about friction, something, I don't know.

I can't remember. Maybe if you google "big" and penis".

i was gonna comment about this essay, i swear i was, scanner, until i read roger's comment and spent five minutes laughing so hard i had tears running down my face. rock on for soy beans, rog. ;-D

I'm all for men who love asses, but I must stir the pot, my friend. The gal in the photo seems to suffer from a frightening yet all too common syndrome we call "no-ass-atall." ; )

I strongly suspect that when I show my husband this, he will be going on the prowl for that shirt.

On that subject, if I weren't married, I'd go down on one virtual knee and propose to you right now, Scanner. This too made my day. Thank you for this.

As I said on Bobs blog there is nothing more pleasing to look at than a women's body and just like you scanner I find the female posterior to be the summit of desire. Then if I have to rank the rest: Long luxuriate hair, a pretty face reflected in perfect teeth, I do not know why women always want nose jobs, unless you have a Jimmy Durante nose nobody's looking at your nose, petite hands and feet with the feet having a pronounced arch and then last breasts which these days are best produced at the hands of a skilled surgeon (take it from a guy who has dated mostly strippers for 20 years)

Oh, Scanner, you're breaking my flat-assed heart. I've already told God and everybody about how I've lost custody of my derriere in favor of a healthy body weight. So, there's no chance for me and my DDs?

Lezlie

Oh my dear Lawd! I'm agreeing with Scanner and Trig. ::Gasp::

The only exception is I'd probably include a bunch more of the waist/belly and a big bunch more of the thigh. I guess in reality I'm a "middle third" kind of chick! ;~)

P.S. Thinking that a woman has a nice body shouldn't get you tarred and feathered. That's only natural. It's when it's take too far that it becomes problematic.

As for wanting a bigger dick??? I'll help you out, dude! You cut your's off and send it to me and I'll send you back one of the bigger ones from my collection.

BTW, how you fixed for testicles? I got a big 'ol jar of those up on my mantle!
:~D

mhold, and I'll bet you'll look damn good doing it!
Matt, we all you you have one "Fave" chicken, that only you play with!
CC, if we all did what LM does, we wouldn't have time to do anything else. I'm talking the would stops turning!
blue, with those long legs (cartoon) I bet your choice is right on!
skypixie0, I took the pic after we put the pants back on!
Trig, I knew we had a lot in common my man~
Monkey, that is a compliment I'll take to my grave!
Roger, I bet you masturbate to the local weather girl. (just kidding)
Sinner, the truth will set you free!
Boaner, My wife has red hair. I got a black eye. Thanks~
Greg, I Googled it but my picture keep coming up, and up and up
femme, I'll start telling the night before so you can prepare.
Tart & Soul, I agree a little. I would prefer a little rounder, but hell, I'm 80 years old.
Pendant, anything for someone who likes purple!
Jack, I live vicariously through you!
L, I'll bet you have an ass like a trampoline. One jump and you're in the clouds~~

It's a mistake to judge a woman by obvious externals. Now, a well hung pair of kidneys, or a seductive pancreas - that's something else.

I want that shirt!!! Actually, I would leave off the word "big".
My favorite family heirloom is the pert ass that my mother passed down to me and which I bequeathed to my daughter.
Scan man, you know what they say about guys with ample noses..?

Ooh I knew from your title I would be welcome here!

Thank goodness tastes are different...thanks for the fun post and loved the comments too.

I go to a lady barber. While she's working, she sings, "Shave and a haircut, two tits." Her granddaughter, who's doing my nails, always squirms at this.

What can I say, Scanner? I am starting to think that we were twins separated at birth. Amen! I have ever been an ass man mystified at the obsession with breasts. There is only one thing better than looking, and that is getting your hands on one every once in a while.

Now we know. Loved the Muppets too, thanks......

Scan,
You have unearthed the male soul, quite cleverly.
God only hope this aint viewed by any gals out there
who haven't been os'ed ,dosed recently by
cupid(ity) with an amazing erotic explosion...
those lil gals might object to some of this, i reckon,
but i shall gleefully chime in:

my eyes always rest on a woman's breasts for comfort somehow...
then what she does with what she got for legs is important...
the shape is not important, its the movement and grace of the
sitting or walking or squatting or doing that lady thing where they
kinda curl up on their side and bend their gams under themseves

as for breasts, again, it is what is done with them...a peeky peek is
always appreciated, shirtwise..

ass...that is a different fixation for me...a primal preoccupation..
blame evolution...

ah but the eyes and the voice, and the way they touch you when they wanna make a point...and those lovely delicate hands and arms...

and..

well...better not go any further

I like a good ass though I'm not that impressed with hers. Just not a fan of the unflattering low-rise jeans that are so popular these days. A good ass should have a little meat on is and a nice, full shape. Those jeans just smash it flat even if it does have a great shape.

As for tits, well, I happen to like little ones. And big ones. And in between ones. Okay, I just like tits.

For all the strang und dram in the world, you get down to the basics.

BOOBIES AND BUTTS!

thank you

Your girlie girl in da pic lacks good jeans and heels. That's all most of us ladies need for kung-pow ass.
Remarkably, sans the heels, I can relate to this on the eye candy factor for men. One could have a Brad Pitt face, a Skarsgaard body, but lordie if they looked like they scratched their ass off as a hobby, Fahget it!
Luckily I was blessed with all three important attributes...unfortunately, it included a face like a mule...
*shrug* Whatcha gonna do?

The video is super! Scanner you're my number one nutcase. I love it!

I know yer wife's got red hair, Fetish Boy. Why do you think I said that?

Yay! As a proud bubble butt owner, I like this post! :)

-R-

Love the Muppets video!
Best Wishes,
Blittie
PS PurrBuddy's got a big brown spotty butt. When I get a camera with a proper computer hook-up I'll take a picture of it for you.

Some good points here. But I'll admit that when I was younger I definitely preferred the bigger boobies. It took me until I was in my early 30's to realize that boob size isn't that important. I love seeing them no matter how big or small.

There are advantages for us total creep guys in realizing this. A bigger percentage of the smaller chested babes do not wear a bra, or wear a loose fitting covering and that does make it much easier to see nipples than the bigger boobed babes. I, for one, still enjoy seeing nipples, and much of the time I still would choose to see the occasional nipple instead of the majority of the boob but not all the way to the nipple like happens a lot these days.

In addition, I appreciate your point about male size and concerns. I had many of those same fears, too, unfortunately. Heck, that's probably a big part (pun intended) that I started spying on babes using binoculars ever since I was in high school and never stopped to this day.

Yet, the boob size thing impacts babes more than even a lot of guys realize. I can tell you from spying on babes that many a smaller boobed babe won't even go topless or show boobs when they are home all by themselves. Yet, they will wear a short nightshirt or just a pajama top and no panties, as if they don't care that their bottoms are open.

I have also seen a lot of married (or living with guys) babes with smaller boobs that will let their bottoms show even though their boobies are more covered. So it does work both ways.

Even though I am a boobs man, I also very much enjoy seeing a nice butt, and of course, what's doing in front. My preference is still for at least some hair in that area. I would rather see "too much" hair than totally shaved. Surprisingly, that seems to be trendy. Back 20 years and longer ago, I don't think I saw more than 1 or 2 babes out of hundreds that were totally shaved there. Then, by last decade, probably around half of the ones I was fortunate enough to see were shaved. (And I see these babes by spying on them at home, or in public places when they don't wear panties, etc.) Over the past three years or so, there is quite a variation.

Yet, boobies or bottom, I continue to enjoy seeing them, no matter what size.

Thank Goodness hubby is a butt man, caz not too huge in front, although, his front is just fine! I asked my husband about big boobs, he thinks it is ok and he thinks fake ones are dumb..he said he would not be interested in huggin or kissin plastic. I had a friend thatis tiny and had a giant boob job..as soon as she got it, she got very popular, with all the wrong people. But she looks like a movie star, butt length dyed blonde hair and all..but she hates men looking at them..so she says but I believe thats why she did it.. I always have believed it is an attention thing. She is not a happy person, but men CHASE her all over..it is kinda sad.

LOL!!! Dude, you're the bomb!
Gotta love those Muppets.
Rated for the silly fun

Someone once asked me whether I looked at a woman's ass or tits first when she's walking down the street. My answer was "Is this imaginary woman walking towards me or away?"

laughing

I'm looking for a leg man, as I've got 4 of them, all very fine

Buffy

Well, Scanner, I gotta tell ya, I agree with you to a point. I kind of expand my appreciation of a woman's caboose to the hips and legs as well. Child-bearing hips really knock me out. But the very first thing I zero in on is her eyes. It's the first thing I notice. So, I guess, if pressed, I'm an eye-man. Of course this is all rather juvenile and pretty shallow. Someone may fall short on the any number of physical attributes and still just ooz sex appeal. And sometimes I'll meet a drop-dead gorgeous woman and the whole effect is destroyed when she opens her mouth!

Now that I'm older and my hormone-ravaged youth is a distant memory, I've come to prize a good heart most of all. So I guess I'm a heart-man. ;-)

Yes a good ass is hard to find. I fondly admired Jose's when I have the chance to walk behind him.

Loved it!

Whindbag, you just about summed it up. We had a great time today playing around with this. But we all know, it's what's in a persons heart that really matters. It's what's inside that counts. I found out a good friend died today. Although I never met hims in person, we ofter exchanged PM's and Email's. He was not an ordinary looking man either. He was a small man, locked in a wheelchair all his life. While his body was weak and had to be helped around, man ole man, his brain was as big as the great outdoors, along with his heart. We made jokes about him be gay, me being a redneck, and both of use smoking a little weed from time to time. He was my friend and I and I think everyone at least on OS who met him will miss his inquisitive questions and sense of humor. You are right. It's not what's on the inside. For this man, who battled disease and chronic pain all his life, it was all inside. I know he wasn't a religious man and I won't even go there. But if there is a place where he can go and be out of pain and out of that fucking chair, I hope he finds it. I love you Stud. Rest in Peace Brother!

My breasts are quite large but they are not of a female character. They point "Southward." Unfortunately. Hurumph! Hurumph! Amen.

okay so this has just inspired a new post - I knew I liked you