I will never know what possesses people who get rich quick to all of a sudden go fucking nuts. I'm serious. Mark Zuckerberg, the Grand Pu-Pa of Facebook, is now saying he will only eat meat that he personally kills. Why? I haven't the slightest idea. It's one of those things that is beyond reasoning. Maybe Freud would say he wants to has sex with his mother. Maybe he has had sex with his mother, who the hell knows.
The guy is now the richest man in the United States and the first thing his did was learn Chinese. I guess this was a business decision. He must be thinking there are over a billion Chinese and it if he learns the language he'll get rich. Wait, he is rich! Why doesn't he just hire a huge Chinese translator to carry him around on his back every where he goes in China. Why do it the hard way. Idiot.
So now, for a "personal challege" he says,"The only meat I'm eating is from animals I've killed myself". So far he has killed, and eaten mine you, a chicken, a goat and a pig. "It's easy to take the food we eat for granted when we can eat good things everyday", says the ZuckMan.What the hell does that mean? Believe me, poor-ass people do not take food for granted. They take food anyway they can get it .
If multi-billionaires like this dickweed really want a personal challenge, take all your money, give it to the poor and start another company. Give the poor all the profits from Facebook for all eternity. Now that is a personal challenge. Not killing a damn chicken that a three-year old could kill. Where do these people get these ideas? He has a personal chef that cooks this stuff for him. Why not learn to "Cook" dumb ass?
A rich Chef friend, Jesse Cool, like that's her real name, introduced him to the local farmers where he killed the animals. Can you image the laugh these "real farmers" had after he left? Watching this idiot kill animals. Cook said, "He cut the throats of the goat with a knife, which is the most kind way to do it". Yeah right! The kindest way is old age if you stop and think about it. This is almost as bad as how hard he stabbed his ex-partners in the fucking back.
He also says that a bunch of his friends are getting in on the act. Zucky says "I was surprised by how many of my friends have interests in some of the areas I'm exploring in such diverse ways. Many are vegetarian, some enjoy hunting and some even farm". To start with ZuckyBoy, you don't have any friends. You have people who want something from you and hangers-on. No real friends are going to start choking chickens (get your head out of the gutter) just because you're doing it unless they want to impress you, take my word for it.
Ole' Zucker has one big problem though. It seems that when he invites people over to dinner, they aren't sure how much of the meat to eat because they don't know how much he has killed. Say's Zuckie, "I guess they feel like I don't have too much, so I should eat it myself. I prefer sharing though". Zucky Baby, you guessed wrong. They feel like you are a fucking idiot for having billions of dollars and trying to feed them fried fucking squirrel".
I swear, one of these days, I am going to take a long walk off a short pier. These guys, who lucked up and made enough money to change the world for millions of people, are screwing around cutting the damn throats of goats. I'm not saying this guy doesn't deserve everything he has made. Facebook is Big-Time and he had a great idea. So now take what fate has given you and help the poor and disenfranchised. Help the poor of the world Zucker Baby, and you will feel a helluva lot better patting a little kid on the head than you do washing the pig blood off of your hands.
Besides, do you really want to end up like this fucking nutjob, Ted Nugent? I didn't think so!
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As Tevye in 'A Fiddler on the Roof' says, "When You're Rich They Think You Really Know." Uh huh.
:) r.
Take a deep breath. Maybe two.
This guy bugs you, that's cool. So give him a hard time about what he deserves a hard time about. But learning Chinese? Really? Computerized translation isn't like learning a language; nuances and culture are difficult to integrate, and English and Chinese are so unrelated linguistically and culturally that these are serious issues. Concerning why he's studying Chinese, it isn't necessarily about money in the respect of wanting more so much as the challenge of building a company bigger (and employing more people) and having more influence. Having more influence on how people communicate in what is still essentially a dictatorship isn't necessarily a bad thing, though a lot of this is likely to be about ego. I don't think it's the money the way it would be for, say, Donald Trump, in that the guy is not prone to being ostentatious - this is a guy who still lives in a rented apartment.
When I was in grade school, my class read some story about American Indians hunting a deer and thanking it after they killed it. Personally, I think of meat as something that comes in a package; I give no more thought to the idea that something was killed for me to eat than I do that something was picked off a stalk or a tree for me to eat. The fact that something was killed is actually a big deal in my religion - if it wasn't killed humanely, eating it is forbidden (if you're observant). The proscribed way of killing humanely (keeping in mind we're talking about rules that are thousands of years old) is cutting the throat. With a name like Zuckerberg, chances are that kosher law is an influence with him. The idea that it bugs him to take so casually the fact that animals are killed for him to eat isn't all that weird - it has a lot to do with why some people become vegetarians.
It's not that I'm a fan of Zuckerberg and I have zero objection to your taking shots at him, but some of your shots are missing.
(And you might want to get his name right.)
Jon, I cannot understand these people. I guess when you have that kind of money, well..,
Miguela Holt y Roybal (I love that name) His working days are over, I think~
Jerry thanks. I saw where he's giving some money to the schools. I was just taking shots at him. He makes me laugh!:-)
Z, "the rich are different than you and I". Somebody said that, and that is the truth three ways to Sunday!
Kosher, I have no problem with the ZuckMan, except for misspelling his name. hah! I could care less if he hunts his meant down like Rambo. Maybe with that big knife Rambo had between his teeth and a headband on. He's an asshole. You really think all of his friends "want" to go out cutting the throats of goats? Not a chance in hell. I read this whole thing, not once did he mention religion. I don't take shots at religious people or their customs. I take shots at assholes like him. Have a happy day my friend, we agree to disagree!
You're no chicken.
We are all out to get the collective goat.
(I am about to quit Facebook and go back to being an eight-tracktarian.)
Oligarch surrounds himself with yes men, and the dopey behavior begins.
After all, if everyone you see always tells you your every thought is a Brilliant Idea, you might start to believe them. Then the strangeness begins.
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mhold, I wish I could turn a phrase like you. What a way with words you have!
Steve, I agree, they are all surrounded by Yes Men. It is bound to happen I guess.
Linda, next he'll buy an island and be climbing coconut trees, hah!
Kosher, lighten up my friend. I really don't care if he learns Swahili and starts hanging out with animals. Maybe a little husbandry. Nah, thats taking it too far, right?
I can't see any redeeming social value in choking your own chicken before dinner. I'd think, no matter how rich you are, it would kind of kill the mood on a hot date to have headless chickens running around.
I won't worry until he declares he wants to learn how to lay all the eggs he eats, though. =o)
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If I had his kind of money, I would promote vegetarian (cruelty free food) and put money towards preserving the oceans and gulf, and dolphins. Killing animals and hunting may still be acceptable but that doesn't mean it's right. Thanks for this post, loved it!