This was a stupid old poem I put up almost two years ago, on June 4, 2009. It is Flashback Saturday, right?
well i got a dog
he's one ugly muther'
keep him in the corner
under the covers
he's blind as a bat
can't see can't smell
gotta' kick him in the ass
to see if he's well
ain't got but three legs
and one damn ear
always behind my car
when i'm drinkin' my beer
he ain't got no hair
slick as a babies ass
smells like shit
when he's passing gas
lost his tail
boys swingin' him round'
he must not care
don't make much sound
he don't eat too much
we feed him scrapes
but he's always shittin'
in one my all my ole' caps
he ain't worth the bullet
it would take to kill
he's never seen a vet
can't afford the bill
we was gonna' put him
out of his hurtin'
buy my crazy ole' lady
loves him for certain
guess i'll keep him
he ain't much fuss
just call him for dinner
or call him ole' Gus
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Comments
Glad to know he found such a good home....laughing....
Matt, is that Yiddish, hah>>
bob, the ones we keep forever stay with us forever
Jon, yeah, I'm selling wolf tickets~~
Linn, your talking my language
Lea, Thanks. It does have a certain country flow I think..,
Rosy, the ugly ones always makes the best pets. Thanks!
Maybe Gus can give OS a kick in the butt as it is running like an old dog this morning.
Rated with hugs
rated with love
Lezlie
clone gus!
if he=a good dog now,
imagine if he feels ok
A hubcap. Mis, that's old school.
Linda, I love making you smile!
RP, he would love that!:-)
Chrissie, old dogs and children, and watermelon wine. I Luv that song~So does Gus~
L, mine and the world's now. Thanks!
Tink, it wasn't the dog!:-(!)
Macco, you can kick Gus anytime. The kids just lit a firecracker in his ass, hah!
James, I didn't say he was a good dog. Just old!!!
Even your typos add to it and make it more 'homey", y'know?
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♥R