Wow Wow and more Wow. Thanks for keeping the fence alive and showing us where we cannot go in order to survive.

excellent reporting, Scanner r.

Karma is a bitch. Thanks scanman!

Irony atop irony. Mr. Fox, tear down that wall!!

Karma is a bitch. Thanks scanman!

"something Americans went through themselves during the "Technological Age", where we went from keeping them down on the farm to keeping them out of prison. " That was my favorite snippet from this excellent report, Scanner. Your excellent reporting has alerted us to this untold story. I heard that the Tea Party is now proposing that gay men and lesbians be required to harvest lettuce and pick fruit this fall due to the shortage of latinos that have traditionally worked our fields. Could you get on that story, please?

Does this mean Brassawe is in trouble??? LOL
Well the whole police force quit in one border town yesterday.. They need the drones to keep the US out..:)
Miss you guys.

Not surprising. ‘Merikan companies have “off-shored” so many jobs to Mexico, along with other countries, that there is actually work in Mexico now. And their health system is excellent and cost-of-living low.

Poor ol’ ‘Merika - gnawing off its toes and crying “ouch” with every bite.

The world laughs hysterically.....

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Great post.

Damn, so that's why there's more "gringos" in my neighborhood and fewer Hispanics. They've all gone back to Mexico and all the gringos can afford is what the local newspaper terms my "hardscrabble" Townsite neighborhood. Must be why the aroma of carne asada cooking on a grill has been replaced with the smell of burnt hot dogs.

I think I'll renounce my citizenship and move to Mexico now. The drug cartel has several positions open in its human resources dept. ;)

I think I'll renounce my citizenship and move to Mexico now. The drug cartel has several positions open in its human resources dept. ;)

So funny, scanner. Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning.

"The times they are a changing" Bob Dylan

This is my third try to comment Scanner.
Great work here.

escoger la costra, EL, HA HA HE HE.

Well, I wonder if I can get a refund on my spanish Rosetta Stone software.

but is Sammy Hagar still in Cabo?

The point at which- the grass is actually greener on the other side- is hard to determine in a country that inflates it's own selfworth.

"A teaparty spokesman, speaking while standing on a lettuce crate because no American knew how to build a stage, and having to yell through a bullhorn, because no American knew how to hook up the microphones, said it is a great day for this country."
This made my day Scanner

My neighbor Jose lost his jobs a couple years ago and his house went into forclosure. I went over to tell him how sorry I was to hear it, since he was a great neighbor. He said, no big deal, he and his family were headed back to Mexico and were happy to return to their extended family. He said there was more work there anyway.

America needs a kick in the soft spot for how immigrants have been treated... and here it comes!

Another home run into the upper deck!

So far, Zoomers.ca hasn't agreed to sponsor my immigration. Effin' smug Canuks.

What Trilogy said. That was the best sentence I've read all day. Great post!

Scanner, you Scammer you. The Wall the Mexicans are building isn't between the United States and Mexico, my friend but, despite your implication to the contrary, the wall that Mexico is building is between Mexico and Guatemala. Some further research shows that the reason for the wall is that Guatemalan grass is much better than Mexican grass and the Mexican government is trying to protect it's own marijuana growers from Guatemalan competition.

Keeping you honest could become a full time job...wait....there are no full time jobs in America any more.

Okay, I admit, the Mexican wall is designed to keep Americans out - but they are Central Americans not Norto Americanos.

The rest of the story is too true for words. Loved it.

That sure is a different view on things.

Write on!

This would have been an EP in the old days. I don't think the editors are awake anymore. This was so perfect that I hope it happens.

I laughed so hard at the irony. Great post.
I am so happy to live in NEW Mexico. We do our own gardening and the so-called Mexicans are New Mexicans and have the political clout to run the valley. I am a happy minority. If my memory serves me right, all land acquisitions have to be approved by the International Court at The Hague. I think California, Arizona, New Mexico and most of Colorado are still Mexico, as a result. I hope I am not deported on this technicality! Rated

scanner, not what I expected but even better! ty! karma is a b*tch, America! libby [r]