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DECEMBER 5, 2011 12:51PM

The Pukiest Puke Words of the Day~

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Today was tough, there were so many to choose from, man, it's hard when you have so many clowns talking at the same time. My God people, we acually have Donald "Please Dad, buy me a  Coonskin Cap" Trump, hosting the Republican Presidential Debate. Yes, the same Donald Trump who said these Gems:
 
 "I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. Or two words---Big Business."
 
 "All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me---consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
 
 "In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history."
 
 "You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
 
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body." 
 
But the winner, in a squeeker, and the man that when you shake his hand, you better counts your fingers, the one, and the only (thank God) Newt Ginrich~
 
gingrichfinger 
 
 NEWT IN SUPER-SOFT FOCUS - Gingrich narrates 60-sec. ad debuting today in Iowa : "Some people say the America we know and love is a thing of the past. I DON'T believe that. Because working together, I KNOW we can rebuild America. We CAN revive our economy and create jobs. Shrink government and the regulations that strangle our businesses. Throw out the tax code, and replace it with one that is simple AND fair. We can regain the world's respect by standing strong again. Being true to our faith and respecting one another. We CAN return power to the people and to the states we live in so we'll all have more freedom, opportunity and control of our lives. YES, working together, we can and will rebuild the America we love. I'm Newt Gingrich and I approved this message." YouTube http://bit.ly/twNR6y
 
 Yes, he has an actual 60 second commerical running in Iowa. No, it is not April Fool's Day, thank you! 
                                           
                                  A Little Squeeze Box                               

 

This is a must read for anyone who in interested in everything from Charles Manson to Donald Trump~

 http://open.salon.com/blog/zacherydtaylor/2011/12/05/urgent_request_for_charles_manson

 

 

 

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Two of the most odious people around - trumpster and da newt.

What a sad sad party the GOP has become. On Christmas Eve I hope they are visited by the ghost of Everett Dirksen.

:-) /
"the man that when you shake his hand, you better counts your fingers"
So funny and so true. Is this really the tea baggers alternative? Newt Gingrich? Newt f@%$#&* Gingrich! They have lost all credibility, and whatever minds they may have had, for now on I must consider them enemy's of the republic. Thank you for giving Zachery a shout out I would have myself but you are far more popular around here than me!
now i know newt and my wife have somthing in common - hand gestures!
If Newt wins in a squeaker it is only because the field is so pathetic; he should win in a landslide for trying to put kids back to work, perhaps in sweat shop conditions if he could get away with it.

R of course

BTW thanks for the referral, I almost missed this before signing off for the day!
Clearly the GOP does not want - or expect to - win in 2012. No serious party could possibly field such a bunch of single-digit IQ'd bunch of total assholes.

If some of that bunch are missing, don't worry, we've got them up here in Canuckistan.
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I hope they all decide just to let the race for Presidency go this term.
Better luck next time
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
He's all heart, isn't he? Right on, scanner. R
T, that would be one threesome I'd pay to see, hah!
Jack, imagine what the rest of the world thinks. "These are the best minds in America?"What a joke~
Snow, my first wife had this hand gesture, and also could, and would, put the other fingers with it, into a fist!
Z, great post today. One of your best buddy!
Sky, I thought there was nothing but beautiful women and geniuses in Canuckistan?
Linda, I really think, they should cancel it this year. Give him 5 years, and let him run for 3 years next time. Thanks~
No, no scanner! You mustn't judge all of Canada by Linda Myriad and me.....

(*tee-hee*)
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Somebody lend me some commas.....
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Scanner, I heard about The Donald and the news this morning and was thinking of the high entertainment value this part of the election season has. I think we need to have The Gong Show back on the air, too, with the Republican line up on the program as contestants.
I keep hearing that people want the Newt-ster so they can hear him debate Barack Obama. Is that really a good reason to select a candidate? Is this what we've come to?

"Well, I really wanna see that match up on WWF" for a presidential campaign. Wow.
Overheard from Ringmaster Trump: "Send in the clowns!"

Lezlie
Gingrich is a brilliant rightwing megalomaniac. If he won the Presidency it would be Midnight in America.

r
Blechhhh...cough cough...
I can't believe the lizard is still around. Is that his finger? It looks small.
Some people say the America we know and love is a thing of the past. I DON'T believe that.
(actually, he is right. The America they love & know is Massachusetts bay colony, buncha religious weirdos , lookin over their shoulders for women to blame for stuff)



. Being true to our faith and respecting one another.

The faith is that people are stupid. That is not a workable faith. The people are hardly stupid. They are emotional, they are proud of something bigger than themselves. A sports team, a nation. A place with RULES dammit. For protecting the right to be stupid, right now, but oh well.

We CAN return power to the people and to the states we live in so we'll all have more freedom,

Nonsense. Ya either got freedom or u don’t. there is not a MORE involved here.

trump & newt the ticket, why not. obama in a landslide.


Freedom is a spiritual damn thing. Stop being so religious, newt. You are supposedly a history teacher… u know the mess we get into with these damn religions. Fuck em all. All they do is spread the bitter seed of idolatry.
When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, “It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine.”

He added: “I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Newt in '12 !!




1812
I love the way you describe these creatures.
rated with love
After Gingrich, they may have to reclassify newts from amphibians to reptiles.
G-d help us Americans if Libya becomes an attractive place to live!!
Any woman who gets to see the long and beautiful parts of his body, other than his hammy digits, is a victim of life.
Pukiest pukes is right, Scanman.
I have no words for this, and that says something. (When have you guys ever seen me speechless!)
I just puked in my mouth. Those two are made for each other! I'm with James -- it only helps Obama.
I just happened to see the Today show this morning and got to see Trump being interviewed by Lauer. I believe Gingrich would make a great alderman in Chicago and Trump...a great megalomaniac....oops...too late. Back in 2006, the steel construction company bid on his latest tower of Babel right there in Chicago. We were close. We got a call saying that we need to look at our numbers one more time so when Trump makes the phone call to me, we give our lowest number. Trump calls late. This is the conversation: "Hello?"
"This is Mr. Trump."
"Hello Mr. Tru....
"Do you have a bottom line number for me?"
"Yes. We looked at it agai....
What is it?
"$$$"
"Sorry. Too high."
"Well, thank you for..."
Click
You know, I've never been a Newt fan--since he tried to hijack the U.S. government while Speaker of the House with his "Contract With America". But, he's arguably smarter than any of the other Republican wannabes. And more dangerous too. One gets a sense from him that he actually believes what he spouts. All of which may be good for the chances of Obama's re-election.
It's gonna get interesting Scanman.
I hope Newt is the Republican candidate. That man brings more baggage with him than there is at JKF on Christmas Eve (recall his ethics scandal and Congressional rebuke when he was Speaker of the House...his serial adultery).
Your POV here is right on as is this..."You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
Shortly after I read this I heard about what Newt was up to yesterday, making suggestions to Donald Trump about using ten poor children for entertainment and ridicule on Trumps next reality show and pretending that they're helping children.

After that it became clear that your choice was no longer a Squeaker but perhaps precognition.

Newt now wins this pathetic award by a large margin with Trump as the only close contender!
I can't imagine Newt as President and Callista as First Lady. Well, I can but the image makes me feel ill. Bleahhhhh! Trying to shake it off now...
The Trumpet and the Strumpet. How far we have fallen -- it was awful enough when the news became just another form of entertainment -- just as the movie Network predicted 35 years ago, but now politics has become entertainment as well, just another phony-ass episode of "reality" TV.

By the way, Network also predicted with chilling accuracy the corporatization of America -- and the rest of the world. If you haven't seen the Jensen Speech from that movie, watch it again on YouTube -- before our corporate masters take it down.

Me? I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Tom, as the Stones aid, "Suicide right on stage", hah~
Money talks and bullshit walks!
If there's one guy who knows schmaltz, it's Newt. Hey...that's catchy. He might as well go ahead and use that as his tagline, he's going for the old-guy vote anyway.

-r-
skinnydave, "schmaltz"~~You got that right, hah~~