Today was tough, there were so many to choose from, man, it's hard when you have so many clowns talking at the same time. My God people, we acually have Donald "Please Dad, buy me a Coonskin Cap" Trump, hosting the Republican Presidential Debate. Yes, the same Donald Trump who said these Gems:
"I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. Or two words---Big Business."
"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me---consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history."
"You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."
But the winner, in a squeeker, and the man that when you shake his hand, you better counts your fingers, the one, and the only (thank God) Newt Ginrich~
NEWT IN SUPER-SOFT FOCUS - Gingrich narrates 60-sec. ad debuting today in Iowa : "Some people say the America we know and love is a thing of the past. I DON'T believe that. Because working together, I KNOW we can rebuild America. We CAN revive our economy and create jobs. Shrink government and the regulations that strangle our businesses. Throw out the tax code, and replace it with one that is simple AND fair. We can regain the world's respect by standing strong again. Being true to our faith and respecting one another. We CAN return power to the people and to the states we live in so we'll all have more freedom, opportunity and control of our lives. YES, working together, we can and will rebuild the America we love. I'm Newt Gingrich and I approved this message." YouTube http://bit.ly/twNR6y
Yes, he has an actual 60 second commerical running in Iowa. No, it is not April Fool's Day, thank you!
A Little Squeeze Box
This is a must read for anyone who in interested in everything from Charles Manson to Donald Trump~