
I was in Germany in 1975, just a dumb-ass kid who was so full of himself, that all I did was drink, smoke hash and chase girls. I have to say, I was a little too successful at them all, for awhile. While I have always been a avid reader of anything, mostly what I was reading at the time was passed around comic books. Laugh as you will, but people who read comic books, and I'm talking anywhere from Spiderman, to Conan the Barbarian, to the the classic R. Crumb comics "Keep on Truckin' , can read anything. I learned to read not in school, but from newspapers and comic books.
Sure, later on, I started reading the classics, as they say, and hundreds of other books, but the books that changed my life were Tolkien's "The Hobbit" and the "The Lord of the Rings". We were on lock-down, some guys were busted for selling hash, and they had locked the whole barracks down, for two weeks. We couldn't even leave the building for anything, without written permission, and no one came in the door who wasn't assigned to either work or live there.
Truthfully, at the time, I can't remember one day when I wasn't drinking or smoking dope, for at least two years. Wham! We couldn't even get a near-beer, the cans of beer the army sold in vending machines, right in the barracks. Weird, huh? Believe me, I wasn't the only one. The army back then was broken. We had just gotten out of Vietnam, and the army was getting rid of all the draftee's and leftover nutcases, they so badly coveted when they wanted to send men into the meat-grinder that was Vietnam.
The military were cleaning house, getting rid of all the men who fought so bravely in Vietnam, because they were getting rid of the draft, and now only allowing high school graduates with no police records to enlist. When Vietnam was at its zenith, they were taking guys right out of prison, sending them to 10 weeks of mind-numbing training, and sending them to die. They needed bodies, not minds, and now that the war was over, these brave men were of no more use to Uncle Sam. But, I digress.
No alcohol, no dope, and we couldn't even go to the PX to buy our favorite comic books. Someone started passing around the Hobbit, a weird little book that I thought was rather stupid at the time, and put down many times. But, when you are jonesing, you have to keep your mind busy, so I kept trying to get into this world of Dragons and Dwarfs and Wizards. Before I knew it, I was mesmerized by it. I finished up the Hobbit, and had to have more. Yes, I was hooked again. I have a very addictive personality.
I went looking for the others. Unfortunately, every other copy was being read by someone, and you had to literally put you name on a list, to get to read the others. I worried the guy who had "The Fellowship of the Ring" so bad, we almost came to blows. I am very serious. The guy was a slow reader, and that kills me. I sat outside his door, on the barracks floor, dying for something to drink, some dope or even some more Hobbit. Every 30 minutes or so, I would bang on his door and yell, "Asshole, you through yet, damn?" We never got along after that, by the way.
These books took me away, to a place where I could disappear into a world were there were no crazy-ass people walking the halls, with bayonet knifes wanting to kill someone. This happened occasionally, and guys "going off the reservation", as we called it, or "crazy" as you call it, was an everyday occurrence. Some of these guys had been to Nam 3,4,5 times and now they were being temporary assigned to a Tank Unit. They knew as much about tanks as I did. It was crazy.
But these books, these extraordinary books, by the masterful J.R.R Tolkien, saved my life. I quickly (as soon as I could get them) devoured all four of them. I then read them again, and again, and I think in the last forty years, I have probably read them at least 6 more times. Every few years, I get the urge to coach potato, tell everyone to leave me alone, and I will disappear into the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. I somehow think, way in the back of some gray corner of my mine, that the ending will change somehow, and Gandalf, and Bilbo and Frodo Baggins and Aragon, the King of Kings, will lose, and the days of man will be lost. I also sometimes wish, I was back in those barracks, sitting outside that guy's door, waiting to read these marvelous books again, for the first time. Man, those were the days.


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Alan, thank you. That really means a lot.
bb, I thought of that, but he was one of the ones with the bayonets, and I didn't want to push him to hard, hah!
ccdarling, I love that scene too. Peter Jackson did a tremendous job on these movies, and The Hobbit will be out soon, I hear.
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Marty, it carried over into my life, and I did things differently. It changed be nto be a better person and yes, Zep Rocks!
Sarch, I have boauth them again and again, after moving, or "loaning" them and never getting them back. Thanks!
Miguela Holt y Roybal, I think you would like them, but some don't, it's all a matter of taste. The Simarillion did not seem to move alone as smoothly as the other. I think it was because it was meant to go alone with the others, but Tolkien died and his son wrote some of it. Thanks my friend!
Linda, as John Lennon said, "Whatever Get's You Through the Night, is Alright", hah~~
RP, thank you. I know that you have read them a few times. Your poems help people escape from the real world, and take you to far off places.
I finally get a fucking Editors Pick, and they SPELL IT WRONG. Emily, why do you hate me, hah~~~~
Happy Holidays, my friend.
R♥
Congrats on the EP!!!!! Woo hoo!
(maybe Tink should change his avatar too)
Lezlie
Congrats on the EP.
Happy Holidays my friend.
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absolutely, scanner.
thanks for the tune.
The Power Of Literature To Change Lives.
I devoured LOTR in high school and it changed my life too. On a long road trip, I played the audible books for my kids and they revere the stories as well...
Thank God it got you through.
~R~
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It's free, you don't have to sign up or in, just sit back and enjoy :).
Rated for merry season and good coming year to the Scan household :).
Well done scans
I have noticed that the plots of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Star Wars are exactly alike:
A young male with a magic talisman, aided by a wise elder male with a long beard, defeats a fascist, arrogant middle-aged male control-freak with anger issues.
A hippie friend of mine turned me on to the books, only we sat on his couch passing doobies and eating KrispieKream donuts for the rest of that summer.
Congrat on EP!
I never got into Tolkien at all. I got into Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer, The Hardy Boys, John Carter of Mars (Edgar Rice Burroughs), and tons of comic books.
As I grew I got into Asimov, Bradbury, Judith Merrill, Robert Heinlein, etc. To this day I am an avid reader of SciFi - but not of Fantasy Fiction. It just doesn't turn my crank, y'know?
Best in the New Year Scan Man!!
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" .....is their more than one........" should be ".......is there more than one....."
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Blessings...
sharon