I walked into the bar, and the music was so loud
I not only couldn't hear, my vision suffered
I saw her out of the corner of my eye
I just knew that I had screwed her
she glanced at me, and went on talking to some moron
she eyeballed me, or was she just shaking her head?
I think we met in another bar, and got terribly drunk
I woke up with her big toe in my mouth the next morning
that had to be her, I would know that foot anywhere
Curious now, I walked slowly over to the beat of the music
It was head-banging metal music and I looked like an idiot
I said "Excuse me, didn't we hook up a few weeks ago"?
The music was so loud, she thought I said "look up"
and stared at the ceiling until I tapped her on the shoulder
I yelled in her ear, "haven't we fucked before," just as the music stopped
everyone looked at me, like I'm the only one who had ever said "fuck"
A big guy, a boyfriend that I had hardly noticed, but "had" noticed me
stood-up, and up, and up, and grabbed me by my new shirt
I woke up with someones big toe in my mouth
I was half in, and half out, of an orange jumpsuit
It seems she was married to a cop, and we had never met
Has that ever happened to you?
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Comments
I never forget a toe.
r
Happy New years, Scanner. Enjoyed this a lot.
A cop? Yowzers. I know this must be a true story. I love it. I want more and more and more in this genre.
HUGGGGGGGGGG
The toes knows, my friend, the toes knows........
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And the answer in that case--going by past experience--would have been "Yeah. Prob."
and fist-fighting bros.
She giggles,
life in the trailer park is grand!
R ;-)
R♥