I knew when he strolled through the door
he would make a beeline for my table
word had gotten around town
a new Kid was taking over
Kickin' ass and Takin' names
the Big-Guns had to have their piece
their piece of my pie
their piece of my prize
their piece of my ass
their piece of my pride
He was carrying a leather and velvet case
that contained a customized $12,000 Pharaoh
the best cue that money cannot buy
I couldn't help but think the name was appropriate
the forearm was made of pure Tiger Stripe maple
which represent the Sands of Time
adorned with a Turquoise and Ivory Point
Green and Brass Dazzled the eyes and represented
the Gold Mask that adorned King Tut's Tomb
Abalone Spearheads with Brass Inlays represented the Scarabs
which is the Egyptian Talisman symbol for your very Soul
Ebony sections of the wrap were engraved with Hieroglyphics
which when translated said only "The Divine Power", of course
In the very center was "The Eye of Ra"
which is rumored to be All Seeing and All Knowing
This special cue ensured the safety and health of the Bearer
and also provided Wisdom as well as Prosperity
I grabbed an old stick off the rack
and told the Ball Boy to 'Rack'em Up'
I gave him a dirty look and said, "Let's play pool.., Son"
We stared eyeball to eyeball for an eternity
because we both knew what the purse would be
we were playing for your Souls that day my friends, yours
as I wound up my my long beautiful Red Tail
I stated, simply,"How's Pops" and begat' to Breakin' Balls~
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Comments
Rated for enjoy a game meself now and then.
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Google Dude please FRed(tm)."
;-)
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Jesus has that cue on ebay.cn
To your very pith?
To your soul?
Yikes.
Bible gateway,where I steal quotes from the Good Book
And reinterpret them to fit my hedonistic reading
Of holy scripture, sez…
Verse of the Day
“But as he which hath called you is holy,
so be ye holy in all manner of conversation;
Because it is written, Be ye holy;
for I am holy.” 1 Peter 1:15-16 KJV”
in other words, engage the bastard (ha..get it? ..bastard?)
in some good conversation.
Along with the competition.
e.g.
“yo, jc, I find myself behind the 8 ball!”
Jc:…?....”yo back, just hit and run, hit and expect it, hit and know it will come, hit and get a hit offa pop’s high, high-deehoo, yo…etc”?
Z, thanks. I found the picture, and it cried out for some words!
Linda, don't you feel a little cleaner after reading this, hah!
CM, I find the heat of Georgia suffocating. You know, I really can't stand the heat. Why, in a cooler site, I would have whipped that boy's ass and kept my Golden Fiddle~
Thanks Creek. My best to FreD~
Sky, you know how people with money are, show-offs, hah!
snarky, it may be when we're done!:-)
Creek, after playing me, he may have to sell his soul. (oh,no)
Lezlie
Yep.
Even Hell would greet you with a smile! (Cuz they know you'll only be visiting for a rematch!)
rated with love