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FEBRUARY 6, 2012 12:37PM

I Missed the Game, I Feel So un-American

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Madonna
 
I'm really feeling  bad this morning. I guess I'm unpatriotic or something, but for the life of me I can't watch the Super Bowl and/or all the festivities (crap) that go along with it. I watched my favorite show "Shameless" on Showtime. It has William H. Macy playing the biggest sleazeball since Ratzo in the movie "Midnight Cowboy". He would sell out his mother, and has, for a cold beer. With a bunch of kids that he neglects to make them tougher, the Gallagher's are the funniest family since the Bundy's on Married..,With Children. 
 
I found out in the last few years, you can watch most of the commercials during the week leading up to the game and then watch the game, every play that counted anyway, in thirty minutes on ESPN. Even that is over-blown. They could have cut 15 minutes out of it and still shown the highlights. Great game, I got to say. Last year, (I can't remember who played last year) I did the same thing. This is now the third year in a row that I didn't even bother to check the score. This from an ex-football addict. 
 
I love the game, along with baseball and college basketball, but I no longer watch sports. Well, most sports. I watch the ACC March Madness play-offs, but once Duke is out, I'm out. I really can't pinpoint the exact moment in time when sports no longer interested me. Believe me, I was just as bad as anyone (not the idiot's that paint themselves and wear cheeseheads like someone I won't mention ChickenMan), but when the hoopla over-took the game, and I have to admit, I quit drinking, it no longer seemed to interest me. 
 
My day yesterday was like most Sundays, except for some reason, I didn't turn on my computer until after ten o'clock. I usually grab my coffee and read the morning newspapers, first thing. But lately, it seems they are so caught up in this Mitt/Newt Nuts saga that it has taken over the entire news cycle. Along with the usual spin of blaming everything on Obama or Bush, take your pick, and the news is no longer news, it's a commentary.  
 
I grabbed an old book I bought for a dollar Friday at the flea market. It's called  "The Contented Mind", edited by Thomas Burke and was     copyrighted in 1914. It's is in great shape and has great quotes like "Give me health and a day, and I will make ridiculous the pomp of emperors."-Emerson. Yeah, I can read, hah! 
 
I then put on my Elvis persona and strapped on my 'git (guitar, hah, am I cool or what) and started my guitar lessons, mostly stolen off the Internet. So far, I've spent about $35.00 on lessons and swiped the rest. I've been playing for about four months and I can see why Eric Clapton said in an interview you never stop learning to play a guitar. It has a zillion and one little things that you would never think about. Just holding a pick, how hard, which way, what kind, is a major thing, depending on what kind of sound you want. Right now I'm working on strumming patterns which to me, is the toughest thing yet.You can know all the chords in the world, but if your right hand isn't picking or strumming the right way, it's nothing but noise. But, it's like anything, a process, ya know?
 
 I'm stuck on my book. It's like I no longer have control of it. I can't for the life of me decide how to start it. It's written, it's done. But putting it together is killing me. It takes place over two decades and it has to be put in a certain order to make sense. I can use the "character remembers" approach, or the "live at 5" approach, where everything happens as it happens. Either way, you try and build it into a blow out ending, which is the easy part. Micheal Jordan once said that playing the regular basketball season  was garbage, it was the play-offs that count.  I disagree, but he has a point. You play all these games to get to a point, and it's the same with a book.
 
Like basketball, or any game or book, you have to make the whole thing entertaining, but like Jordan or Hemingway, you have to get there and getting there and keeping everyone entertained along the way is hard. But again, I'll get it. I thought of something before I fell asleep last night that I can't remember, but I'll figure it out. I know it will go down in the trash-bin of life anyway, but I'm going to finish it, I have another book I want to start that is about life and how to get through it alive. Part fiction, part real life. We'll see.
 
I was going to watch the kick-off of the game, but fell asleep and woke up and it was 2 to 0. I asked Terri what happened and I may as well have asked Sexy Sadie. She had dozed off too. I switched it to Showtime and watched last week's Shameless to catch up and then watched the new show. Really, if you haven't seen this, Macy puts on an acting clinic and the rest of the cast fits in great. If they're not ripping someone off, they're having sex, sometimes at the same time.
 
So I missed another Super Bowl, Shameless of me, right?. I hear Madonna either thrilled or killed or sucked, depending on what you read. The Material Girl has never been a fave of mine either, but I hope everybody who watched it all loved it. Me, I'm now just a boring ole' coot who is content and at a place and pace that I now like. It took many years to get here and I'm trying not to blow it, again.  I may turn on ESPN and watch the game again, who knows. 

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Ya didnt miss anything my friend and I saw your pictures on Facebook with your guitar looking very Neil Young like:)
I envy you,.
As for the book I have another two weeks and I would rather write new stories than edit. Who told me it was going to be this hard?
NO one..
HUGGGGGGGGGG
I didn't bother watching The Game either. Two Northeastern teams - pfft. Last evening I caught highlights on ESPN II (or one of those ESPN channels). Four hours of game time reduced to three minutes. Worked for me. Music and reading - you made the right choice.
I don't watch sports but that William H Macy show sounds good.
I'm stuck in the same problem - structure - with my book. I have most of the stories written. I have a feeling you'll figure yours out quicker than I do. Good luck with it you ole coot!
"Game"?!! What game....?

;-)
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I watched a little bit of the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. I don't even know who was playing in that other bowl.
I can't watch "Shameless", it reminds me too much of actual peoples' families I grew up with on the "wrong side of the tracks"! :-)
You might be a boring old coot, but you are OUR boring old coot, and we luv ya, Bubba! Why not start your book the same way you would start a blog post like this one? Just start.

Lezlie
Hmmmmpffff....sounds to me like you got your priorities straight. I watched the game--mainly for the ads and it was the first and last football game I watched since last year's Super Bowl.
I guess I'm un-American too, scanner, because I didn't see one minute of the game or pre-game. I was visiting my mom and watched her paint. Much more satisfying. Wow, I didn't know you had completed a book. Congratulations!
You're not Un-American - you saved some Calories! R
I must be moreso, Ken, bc I tht Madonna a bore.

r.
Your manly priorities might bring down this Republic
of Utter Silliness! 1914 was a f-ing helluva time, historically.
Einsteinian uproar, alot of talented writers/thinkers/ philosophers
about ready to trade in a nascent Globalization Project
for devastating World war.

You play all these games to get to a point,
and it's the same with a book.

Just as you play all these historical epochs to the max,
hoping for the grand break out of repetition.
Iran, now.
yikes.

burke looks like an interesting new find from that fecund era.
"Burke’s writing also influenced contemporary popular forms of entertainment, such as the nascent film industry"

hmmmmm
Different smokes for different goats...wait, what?
First of all, I didn't watch the game either, and I'm like you with sports - 1st weekend of march madness (all of it, just just the atlantic coast group), the tour de france, world cup soccer and sometimes the sunday round of the masters, and that is the sum total of any sports that I bother with any longer.

I saw the Acura commercial last week. I really dug it. I've seen more Madonna than I need to for my entire life, though, and my grandmother was the spitting image of her in her younger years, so thinking of Madonna as a sex symbol, and especially now when she is approaching the age at which I knew my grandmother, is just a bit too creepy for me.


More important today than the end, is the beginning. You think about giving away the ending in the 1st chapter and then leading up to a second, ultra-climatic ending?

It's enough to piss you off because it means a lot of editing and changes, but if you don't get the publisher's attention (at all levels, if what you've submitted has been accepted at the lower levels already) fast, and keep it, that shit is sunk.

I'm not saying that's the only way to do it, but it is one way that you may not have considered.
Thanks guys. Just got back from my monthly doctor's prescription run. If the government would make the doctors give re-fills they would save billlllllions, but every month you have to go, sick or not. I guess the doctors have to eat too, but man, it is a pain in the backside~~
You,you infidel you.
Anyway, if you know "tha Man" can you stop the S/Bowl being broadcast on UK Sport radio ?
Men wearing armour just isn't Cricket, wot wot.
Play Rugger (pron:- Rugby) you wimps.

"Well that told them didn't it FRed(tm)? Ah, you think not Boy.Bugger."
We were watching something on netflix and when that started to bore us, we clicked over to the game and hit it just right to catch Madonna's act, after which the second half was nothing more the anti-climatic. Tom Brady couldn't connect and the Giants did everything right. The Patriots are one of the greatest teams in football history. Brady is a great QB and Bella is a great coach. Hell, Kraft is a great owner, and a hell of a nice guy. (Myra was, however, the real thing, a living saint.) But somehow they keep letting the really big games slip away from them.

You know what it is? Like everything else in life, when the skills set are equal of offsetting the difference is simply....luck.

Would you watch someone flipping a coin over and over again? That's what sports are....the elevation of luck to the status of destiny.
The game was great. Two very strong teams played and neither was letting up even though it looked like Brady was going to tank from the beginning. However, the pro that he is, Brady recovered and played well. Hats off to him from Giants Fan.

I thought Madonna put on the best Super Bowl halftime show in ages. Even the latest pop groups that shared the limelight with her were in awe to be in her presence. And I was never much of a fan of hers.

Rated for honesty.
Scanner!
You've obviously evolved beyond the lot of us. I would have watched
shameless ...my Sunday favorite right along with Californication but for blocking and interference with the tv remote.
Truth be told I miss my sons - now grown and off to super bowl chili parties on their own. Raucous, all-male households can be such fun.
I gotta tell ya scanner, for the past four years I have recorded the game while I did other things. Then, when I have the time, I play the game, fast forward thru the football parts, and simply watch all the commericals. For me, watching sports on TV lost its appeal when I no longer had anyone to watch it with. My brother and I use to watch football every Sunday and of course all the playoff games together. Since he is about three states away now, I find I no longer get the same kick out of viewing the event on TV.
To my dear friend Scanner, I had to report you to the Feds for your un-American activities, they'll be there soon to pick you up.

Yes, yes, three square meals a day and you get Showtime for free!!

I know, good deal!! Now someone report me for not watching it either!! I missed M.I.A flipping off America!!! Damn her!! :D
Cheer up Scanner, this makes the 46th year in a row that I've missed the Super Bowl. I mean, I don't even watch when the 49ers make the cut. But I was glad to eat out in a restaurant that was quiet enough so that all the people at my table could speak without shouting and we could all hear one another easily. The only bowl in my vicinity was the one holding my onion soup. =o)
Ratedk
Nah, I skipped it as well as shown in my recent post...quality time is much more meaningful.
I do watch sports on TV Scanner. in fact it is the only thing in the MSM where I know the outcome has not been predetermined.
Well, old coot, I've missed reading your work, so in my books, you've got to be doing something right.
I used to love Superbowl parties where the women hang out in the kitchen and eat the best snacks before half time. The only sports that interest me are if a friend has a kid in a game, then it's fun watching them play. I don't know those pro players so I'm not invested in them, I don't own a team so I don't care which one is best, and I could care less who ran around with a ball. I wish it interested me but it's not my nature, I don't expect everyone to love needlework, to each their own.

I think it's exciting that you're learning to play guitar. It sounds like fun, I've tried more than once but never stuck with it.
I caught a few minutes. First went out to a movie and dinner and it was just the close of the first half when I returned. I flicked back for a few minutes of the 4th Q but called it quits before the Giants' winning drive. I used to like football when I was young but after 10 years oversea without it, I just never picked it up again.

Re your guitar playing, the 10,000 hours of practice applies here. I read that Hendrix even took his guitar to the bathroom.
I don't think it's right to call it sports any more now that the PR and advertising industry have built it into this marketing machine. I find myself watching less and less TV. I read a study recently that referred to watching TV commercials as "work" and "programming" as the reward we receive for doing our work. It's kinda like all the wage cuts people are taking. There is so little value in the shit programming they pay us with that no one wants to watch the commercials any more.
Hiking is walking - usually away from the maddening crowd, Scanman. By that definition, you're not alone, my friend.
I love your take on it all. Hanging out and doing fine. Good for you.
I missed it too and I didn't have The contented mind to bolster my moral. Don't they play these things on Youtube afterwards? Plus Brady did not come through. I am sure you catch another soon !



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It's not called a "game" for nothing! Do two negatives make a positive? In this case I think not.
R
We had that 45rpm! The flip side is the story of Romeo & Juliet. Adorable. I am a Madonna fan, so I just left the game on in the other room. But when I hear the crowd noise, and the announcer goin' wild, I am drawn to it, hop out of my chair and go ogle. Lawdy.
I've never been a sports fan. So, there's that. I also don't understand football -- why are they kicking randomly all the time? I could put more effort into comprehending how the game works, but I just can't stand to watch ridiculously overpaid people ram into each other for hours at a time only to be interrupted every few minutes so that one company or another can convince me to buy crap I don't need. Thinking about the number of people who care so much about football that they willingly devote hours of their lives to watch it yet they don't give two shits about the fact that their fellow citizens are suffering. . . ugh. Why can't average people and celebrities come together like this over climate change, for example? Why can't we pass around voter registration forms when we have these crowds together? I'm not saying that I'm above diversions. I think we need entertainment and escape from time to time, but the Superbowl circus so perfectly exemplifies many things I dislike about the U.S. I could barely stand to be on Twitter, watching the updates alone just made me want to pull out my hair.
Either you are in good company or you know a lot of un patriotic people. I didn't watch the game either. And I have an even lamer excuse than you. I was at work.

My husband predicted that I would have a slow night at work, but he was way wrong. it was very, very busy, only topped by last night, which was insane.I don't know what is in the air, water or ground, but people were just coming out of the woodwork yesterday.

I am happy for you and your book. I hope you share. Hugs
If the local kids are taught good sportsmanship they could probably play a more worthwhile game to watch. They might still remember the purpose of the game is to have a little fun get some exercise socialize a little and there is no reason why they have to pay thousands of dollars to sports teams for tickets or buy any of that useless crap associated with it.
Mr. Muse and I are so Un-American that we thought the Superbowl was happening the Sunday before. She said,"See? The streets are all empty." "Everybody's watching the game." "But us." A few days later I ask a friend if he wants to get together next Sunday, and he says, "Can't Gotta watch the game..." Oh.

I can really sympathize with your trials putting the book together. Hesitate to offer advice....but sometimes it's good to put it in a drawer (virtual these days, I suppose) for a few weeks. Then come back fresh. Anyway, good luck with it!