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____________________________________ Available now "A KILLER OF ANGELS" by Kenneth Sibbett Amazon Books, Kindle and CreateSpace https://www.amazon.com/author/kennethsibbett ____________________________________ ____________________________________ I also write under the name "Kenneth Sibbett". Email: kennethsibbett@gmail.com ___________________________________

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FEBRUARY 22, 2012 6:28PM

Only The Lonely~

Rate: 56 Flag

 
poor puppy  


What have I done?

I have hurt the only person

who has ever loved me

the only person to

ever be kind to me

and for what?

a few minutes of cheap thrills

and now I feel so dirty

If I could only have

a second chance

if she would only

forgive me

I promise you 

this is the last time 

that I will ever be

a meanie again

please, I  promise

with a cherry on top

to never, ever again

eat a pair of Mama's

Victoria's Secret Panties 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Awww, Scanner! Forgive him soon, he's too sweet.
Paw! This is such a hit, scanner. What an inspiration! What are you drinking? A super post. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Trouble? Why something that cute can be in trouble is beyond me!

He can have mine too---for dessert!
rated just for the picture alone.
sounds like the beast Georgie. except he has zero shame. zero.
promises from canines are like
promises from crack/heroin-addicted miscreants.
they need help is what they need.
Cutest picture....ever! Amplified by an awesome poem!!
And they called it puppy love ....
But you know he's secretly smiling in his humility. Perfect match.
I would give him anything his sweet little heart desired! What a picture of abject sorrow and remorse!! Very funny twist at the end!
So is he sad or is there a really cool bug down there?
I was all ready to be sad and you made me laugh.
Classic. But who could be mad at that face?
Is that a real photo? You should have saved that for "favorite pet" day on Friday!! Or is it Thursday? Rated for the photo, too. :)
Ha! I thought you kicked the dog or something. What a relief.
I want that puppy. Please.


Scanman - trade you, the guy above, who started out snacking on goodies from the cat box, moved on to used Tampax, and most recently has started hunting porcupines (see picture above), for your panting chomping bowser.
...hmmm, photo didn't convey, let's try a link:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e256/MartinZook/HomerInQuills-1.jpg
Tee hee - give that charming baby whatever he wants, even if they are $20/pair undies!!!
Ha!
What a cutie.
I thought you were the one in trouble there for a minute...
ahhhhh what cute words for the bad pup hahah
HUGGGGGGGG
What a beautiful mood setter! Great photo and poem!
How can you not forgive anyone who takes such a touching photo?
I didn't know that Victoria's Secret sold those edible panties!

All I want to know is whether or not those panties were eaten when in use.........?

;-)

R+++++
Scanner ~ o.k. that's a long enough time out for the cute puppy--I think that's the last time the panties get chewed on, but watch out for that cushion on the new comfy armchair...someone has their eyes on that for a chew fest!
Everyone deserves a treat now and then. And they were probably healthier for the little guy than a pig's ear.
Whew, I was worried some tale of true heartbreak was in store. =o) I couldn't stay mad at a little face like that!

Rated
Completely brilliant...and you suckered me in!!
I agree . . . Brazen Princess.
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I'm glad you address killers.
I mean the bombers who kill.
You 'ought' to email to Syria.
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or
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an abusive adult
who blames nasty
behavior on cheap
gin, beer, and wine
`
the defendant blaming
mass murder
on cheap liquor
`
or
`
an abusive person
wishing someone would call
on Valentines Day
`
Mother Day. Father Day.
`
Answer Toth?
Raw goat milk.
'Mountain Dew'
A truly great picture. I can see how it inspired you.
I was really feeling sorry for you and then wham! You got me. Wgat a great picture. r
I love it! You found the perfect picture too.
Ha. I was thinking," oh no Scanner has lost it and in is now revealing how he ate panties. " So glad to get that it was that sweet looking dog and his own expression of remorse.
Thanks for this, Kenny. My first morning laugh.
Awww hell give the puppy another pair!
If you choose not to forgive him, let me know where and when I can pick him up. Sweet. R
Love the twist at the end - the picture amplifies the impact - this is fun stuff!
Ahhh...they do do that, don't they? And it will happen again, no matter the shame.
So many avenues to explore, all of them offensive. Oh well, I'll just save the horrible jokes for myself. Can't alienate any more of my friends on here.
Oooooooooooh, that puppy is soooooooo adorable! Heartbreakingly adorable.

Lezlie
Oh this just breaks your heart with humor.
That is sooo sweet..and I am glad it was the puppy that was bad! Darling pup!
Puppy poetry! I love it!

--r
Poor Puppy. I, for one, forgive him.
Your pup reminds me of a long gone family mutt, a Basset Huskie mix that stood fourteen inches tall, three feet long, with long floppy ears, a curved bushy tail and weighed in at nearly sixty pounds. When he was a brand new pup we couldn't figure out what to name him until one night he spied his reflection in the patio door, barked at the image of the dog he saw outside on the patio and ran full speed, head long into the glass - from that moment forward his name was Dim!

OMoM
This was great! The ending made me laugh. (: Great job!
TOO Cute! Major AWWWW moment.

And a great poem .
Terrific post. What made this all the more "surprising" was that the picture hadn't loaded until after I had read the "apology". Perfect!
R
Poor little guy. He is so contrite; he needs your forgiveness.
Rated for the fellow in the image..Thank you for sharing such a beautiful being..Best regards.