Why do I love SPAM so much? Because they are no competition. I can out-write "Nursed68 alom" with one arm tied behind my back. Let "uiosdaijkfsaioe" and I get in a writing competition and I'll mop the floor with him. You think "ban jin2545" is going to get an Editor's Pick like yours truly got last week. Do you think "mama kaka" is going to get a Reader's Pick like I did last week. Not a chance in hell!
Now, I have to admit, that "karlon tevezpol's" gripping post about Germany and Portugal's next soccer game was good, but is it good enough for OS people? We are Open Salon, the cream of the crop. Sure, people like "gigfjgtyhki hgikghkgh" who wrote the fascinating piece on streaming Argentina and Brazil's upcoming soccer match are great, but they are "ringers" people, brought in to show people like the so-called great Tinkerbell69 and the ChickenMann how it's done. Yes, these are pro's if you will, so Tink, Matt, don't let it get you down.
I had my own head to head competition with "boomikasusma", who is streaming the Manny Pacquiao vs Tim Bradley fight just when I was about to re-post my magnificent and award winning post,"Jesus in a Toilet Bowl"
, but I froze at the last minute and didn't re-post it. Hey, this is Manny Pacquiao we're talking about. Probably pound for pound the best boxer who ever lived. Yes, OK, I chickened out, but I didn't want to be looked down on like Tink. I couldn't stand the shame.
But, that's a rarity. 99% of the time, the people from OS can wipe the floor with those damn Spammers. So keep your head up and keep on writing. I think we have those bastards on the run. Everywhere except Hawaii I'm afraid. How those people can eat that shit I'll never know. I do know scientists at MIT tried to find out what it is made of and the closest they could figure out is dead goat meat and maggots mixed with something that is in the shit family. But just remember, when the going gets tough, we OSer's get going. So, just keep on writing, there has to be a break in the sports world sometime. There has to be!