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scanner

Location: North Carolina, United States
Birthday: June 11

Bio: ___________________________________ Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. _________________________________ Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? ____________________________________ Banner by "The Amazing Ric Tresa" ___________________________________

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NOVEMBER 17, 2009 6:19AM

Carrie Prejean, Foodie Tuesday & Mad Men,Donny, Dr. Amy

CARRIE PREJEAN

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40 Comments

Editor’s Pick

JANUARY 6, 2010 3:24PM

You're sitting at the Newark Airport in New Jersey. The plane is late, you've gone through enough security to suspect that the security people think you have Osama Bin Laden in your underwear. Bitch and moan. Bitch and Moan. You hate the airline, the people checking you for bombs and every… Read full post »

86 Comments

JUNE 27, 2009 6:27AM

Savage being Savage (giving out names & addresses)

Michael Savage as usual talks out of the side of his mouth. Both sides. Now he's giving out the names and addresses of members of MediaMatters, a liberal blog that he hates. With these names and addresses, any Savage listener, mostly conservatives, some" nutjobs", can just ride up to these people's… Read full post »

19 Comments

OCTOBER 1, 2009 5:59AM

THE DEER HUNTER

When I first moved to the south in 1968, one of the first things put in my hands was a shotgun. I had never seen one, much less shot one. I had moved to hunting country where kids start hunting as early as six. Just last week I saw a picture… Read full post »

16 Comments

OCTOBER 18, 2009 12:10PM

Top Ten Pumpkins for Halloween (BOO~)

I got up late and didn't feel like re-doing a post I was going to put on today. Yes, I'm lazy as hell! But with Halloween coming up, and Zuma getting us scared with her great story of the underground, I worked real hard and cut and pasted this for today.… Read full post »

18 Comments

JUNE 19, 2009 3:51AM

George Clooney ( Goes Swimming)

George Cloney clowning around

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14 Comments

OCTOBER 5, 2009 9:57AM

FDR and the New Deal (You think Obama's got it bad)

So you think Obama's got it bad? It's nothing compared to the politics of old. I was reading some things about my man, FDR, and came across a lot of things that he had to go through. Much like this health care fight, the New Deal wasn't just given to FDR… Read full post »

22 Comments

SEPTEMBER 28, 2009 6:27PM

Stupid Forehead Tattoo's (WTF)

Below are a few of the dumbest people that have ever been spawned on this earth. Why in God's name would anyone want to walk around with something stupid written on their foreheads. I know this is a free world and all that, but we have to look… Read full post »

22 Comments

FEBRUARY 26, 2010 7:36AM

What In the Hell Does OS Want?

I've just finished reading a great fiction story from Ronnie Ray Jenkins, one of the best writers on this site. He had two comments, one being mine, and one rating, again being mine. For the fucking life of me, I can't figure out what the people on OS want. Is it… Read full post »

161 Comments

AUGUST 21, 2009 4:28AM

HELEN KELLER AND ANNE SULLIVAN (rare video)

Helen Keller — inspiration to generations and inspiration for an entire genre of schoolyard humor — and her teacher and friend Anne Sullivan in a clip from 1930 in which they describe the way in which Helen learned how to speak ...… Read full post »

27 Comments

NOVEMBER 15, 2009 6:59AM

Jeff Bridges Hair (UPDATE: TRON)

The Dude

I'm been on OS for some time now, and I think I have made a few friends. Some friends who would… Read full post »

40 Comments

NOVEMBER 26, 2009 7:54AM

A Message to my OS Friends

Today is just a simple message to my friends!!

HAPPY… Read full post »

46 Comments

NOVEMBER 19, 2009 7:28AM

A Slight Adjustment

Old Man Walking with a Cane

A Slight Adjustment for Old Age~

Getting out of bed ( five minutes)~

Grabbing my glasses (before anything)~

Standing up and stretching (ouch)~

Walking (yeah, right)~

Coffee (gallons)~

Pain pills (many)~

Sitting (waiting for the pills to take effect)~

Smiling (they kicked i… Read full post »

33 Comments

NOVEMBER 16, 2009 6:13AM

Memo to Squirrel: I'm Tired of Seeing Your Nuts

Dear Squirrel, take no offense from this post. I have nothing but high regard for everything you write. You're on the cover a lot and deservingly so. My problem is having to see your nuts everyday. I think it's time for a side shot, or maybe a butt shot. I bet… Read full post »

48 Comments

AUGUST 19, 2009 6:41PM

HOMELESS MEN, AND THEIR SIGNS

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27 Comments

SEPTEMBER 13, 2009 11:18AM

SCANNER time of death 6:37 p.m.

SCANNER - MY BEST FREIND

My best friend, Scanner, yes the real Scanner, was hit by a car Frida… Read full post »

120 Comments

JANUARY 16, 2010 8:30AM

Courtney Love~Smells Like Old Fish

It seems that Courtney Love is at it again. Now her daughter has even had a restraining order put on her to keep her away. This women, who has traded on the great Kurt Cobains name before and even more after his death is again in the… Read full post »

67 Comments

DECEMBER 12, 2009 8:27AM

And My Dick Said...,

If my Dick could talk, it would be in the "Big Dick How in the Hell do you Make me Have so many Orgasms you Big Dick Motherfucker Don't You Ever Leave me Hall of Fame"!! No brag, just fact. Prove I'm lying? hah!

Yeah, it… Read full post »

53 Comments

DECEMBER 21, 2009 11:52AM

Oral Sex During Class (WTF)

I have to admit that I'm not "hip" anymore, or even if "hip" is still "hip". I know I date back to the stone age and things we used to think were bad are now just part of a kids daily routine. I also know with the technology… Read full post »

52 Comments

MARCH 1, 2010 9:09AM

The Slut Gene ~I Knew Thee Well

Girls have a "Slut Gene"! When I first read this my jaw-dropped. I know that scientists are mapping our genes at an alarming rate, but a Slut Gene? Of course, jaw-dropped and all, I had to read on, after all, I've known my share of sluts.… Read full post »

75 Comments

NOVEMBER 10, 2009 9:19AM

10 Joe Lieberman Jokes (and a cartoon)

I'm trying to keep calm about this health care fiasco as I see how it works it's way through congress, with every congressman either getting something, or not voting for it. Now, those weasel Senators are going to have their chance to gut this bill, which is gutless to start… Read full post »

25 Comments

SEPTEMBER 3, 2009 6:10AM

AMERICAN EMBASSY GUARDS (naked photos)

These are American taxpayer dollars at work. Yeah, that guy with his tongue in someones ass, probably set us back $10.ooo. I was going to do a rant-like thing, but my shoulder hurts and I do not feel like typing this stupid shit this morning. Yeah, these are the idiots that… Read full post »

15 Comments

DECEMBER 23, 2009 9:49AM

I'm Leaving Terri (for another woman)

There comes a time in every relationship when things get rocky. Terri I are now on the precipice. You see, I met a great woman on line. Yeah, I know, a virtual romance is just that, a virtual romance. But there is something special about this woman. She… Read full post »

46 Comments

JANUARY 22, 2010 9:09AM

80% Believe in Legalizing Pot

Holy Smokes: America Says Legalize Medical Marijuana

Folks, I believe it is finally time to legalize pot. If we're ever going to do it, now is the time. With eight out of ten people believing that some form of legalization should happen, then it's time for the politicians of this… Read full post »

42 Comments

JANUARY 24, 2010 8:11AM

Masturbate Prostate Cancer Away~~

Researchers from Australia have suggested men could reduce their risk of developing cancer of the prostrate through regular masturbation. Cancer causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

Australian rese

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