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- Location
- North Carolina
- Birthday
- June 11
- Bio
- I also write under the name
"Kenneth Sibbett".
Email: kennethsibbett@gmail.com
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Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
Steve Jobs
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Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
MY RECENT POSTS
- Who Do You Have To Blow (to
get an EP 'round here)
February 09, 2012 05:59AM - Sometimes...,
February 14, 2012 05:39AM - The Pompous Peacock
February 11, 2012 09:07AM - Did Dirty Harry Change the
Game?
February 08, 2012 04:13AM - I Missed the Game, I Feel So
un-American
February 06, 2012 10:57AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Roger, that just proves
it. It ain't what you know,
but who
you know~~”
8:42PM - “Ben, the inner circle,
hah! I wish. I've been on the
outside
lookin' in my
entire…”
4:43PM - “I can feel the trickle
from here.”
4:07PM - “A Classic!”
4:04PM - “This was damn good. You
had me going with
the
fiction/non-fiction thing,
but the…”
4:00PM
Scanner's Links
- New list
- The Obama Conspiracy ~ Viewshound
- Obama Grows a Backbone (maybe) ViewsHound
- The Mexican Godfather ~ Haggard & Hallo Publications
- Living in a Jerry Springer World ~ OpEdNews
- Just a' swingin' ~horrible Reality Land
- Separating Sara~horrible Reality Land
- In This Country Place ~ Haggard & Hallo Publications
- 48 Comments
Man Eats Testicles before Sex Change Operation
APRIL 30, 2010 3:14PM EDT
- 38 Comments
I tawt I taw a puddy tat~
MAY 6, 2010 7:00AM EDT
- 42 Comments
"Superman, Say it Ain't So"
MAY 9, 2011 8:31AM EDT
- 69 Comments
Having a Garden Party?
MARCH 17, 2010 8:05AM EDT
- 25 Comments
My Ole' Dog Gus~
MAY 28, 2011 7:55AM EDT
- 28 Comments
Mexico Closing Borders~Americans, Get Out~
AUGUST 5, 2011 8:58AM EDT
- 48 Comments
The Most Offensive Ad EVER~!
JUNE 16, 2011 9:25AM EDT
- 66 Comments
Pain, the Studman and a mini-Flounce
AUGUST 15, 2011 7:41AM EDT
- 49 Comments
Fuck You Ben Stein~
MAY 24, 2011 12:40PM EDT
- 28 Comments
Top 10 Jokes at Charlie Sheen's Roast
SEPTEMBER 14, 2011 10:34AM EDT
- 17 Comments
Facebook's Zuckerberg is Chokin' the Chickens
MAY 31, 2011 7:40AM EDT
- 25 Comments
"When the Guns Begin to Shoot"
JUNE 1, 2011 8:53AM EDT
- 64 Comments
Who Needs Big Tits?
SEPTEMBER 17, 2010 8:49AM EDT
- 34 Comments
A Salute to Walter Reed Hospital~
JULY 26, 2011 7:21AM EDT
- 44 Comments
Movin' to Kansas (to beat my wife)
OCTOBER 17, 2011 9:10AM EDT
- 32 Comments
Ms. Effie and the Shotgun Houses
JUNE 13, 2011 8:29AM EDT
- 51 Comments
Charles Manson, Still the Face of Evil
JULY 7, 2010 8:34AM EDT
- 49 Comments
The Truth and a Lie Take a Walk
AUGUST 12, 2011 10:27AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 125 Comments
You Want Fries With That?
JUNE 17, 2010 7:23AM EDT
- 49 Comments
The PoorMan Blues~
JULY 28, 2011 8:55AM EDT
- 33 Comments
A Special Day for the Birthday Girl
NOVEMBER 8, 2011 8:29AM EST
- 31 Comments
A Birds-Eye View~
JULY 11, 2011 8:12AM EDT
- 48 Comments
The Great American Noblre..,I Mean Novel
NOVEMBER 1, 2011 8:15AM EDT
- 27 Comments
For Military Families~Thank You~
JULY 3, 2011 9:31AM EDT
- 21 Comments
The Battle for Mez'nita
SEPTEMBER 17, 2011 2:19PM EDT
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