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"A KILLER OF ANGELS" by Kenneth Sibbett
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I also write under the name
"Kenneth Sibbett".
Email: kennethsibbett@gmail.com
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MY RECENT POSTS
- Chewing a Man's Face Off~
February 16, 2011 06:29AM - My Yacht Has a Hole in It~
May 29, 2012 01:30PM - The War Whistler
May 26, 2012 05:24AM - Only You Can Stop "Going
Rogue"
May 25, 2012 06:58AM - I'm Out of Air~
May 21, 2012 04:07PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Great idea David. For
me, it's OS. I have written my
life
story on here in the
la…”
6:11PM - “Do you think they will
ever bottle that "Old Person's
Smell?"
I would
l…”
4:15PM - “Mis, they now have face
transplants. They use the face
of a
deceased person and
i…”
3:04PM - “If you stare really hard
at it, it looks like a
Doberman
Pincher!”
2:41PM - “Like Popeye always said,
"I Yam what I Yam". When will
people
get it…”
1:50PM
Scanner's Links
- New list
- A Killer of Angels~~~Kindle
- Alheimer's Betsy ~~~ Haggard and Halloo Publications
- Fubar ~~~ Deadman's Reach
- The Mexican Godfather ~ Haggard & Hallo Publications
- Living in a Jerry Springer World ~ OpEdNews
- Just a' swingin' ~horrible Reality Land
- Separating Sara~horrible Reality Land
- In This Country Place ~ Haggard & Hallo Publications
SEPTEMBER 25, 2011 8:58AM
The Obama Conspiracy~
One of the most devious conspiracies in our nation’s history has been stopped at the last minute by a brave American patriot, Wayne Lapierre, the executive vice-president of the National Rifle Association(NRA). In something right out of the Twilight Zone, President Obama wa… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 23, 2011 10:12AM
23 Miles to South of the Border~
according to the sign
the music’s so loud my ears bleed
it’s about to blow my mind
heading south because I want to
don’t know a soul this way
got a brand-new Franklin in my billfold
man oh man what a beautiful day
got no… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 9:14AM
The Hardest I Ever Worked for $18.92
I woke up at 2 a.m. this morning, about an hour before I usually wake up, and I had this story in my mind, already half- written. I went straight to work, because the last thing you want to do is to lose an idea, especially one as good… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 20, 2011 12:40PM
Petie's Amish Hat~
Everything you read here is the damn truth, or a damn lie,
depending on who you believe. I didn't change any names to protect
the innocent, or the guilty for that matter, because to be honest,
I didn't know a damn soul that was involved except
… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 17, 2011 2:19PM
The Battle for Mez'nita
"What say you M'arta"? "Are you in, or out"? Ase'lle already
knew the answer, but the question had to be asked, and witnessed,
if there were a world left after tomorrow. It would make no
difference to history if they did not prevent the… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 15, 2011 8:04AM
Jerry Springer ain't Dead Yet~
I woke up this morning at exactly 3:37 a.m. in a cold sweat. I
had a dream about Gov. Rick Perry of Texas that was right out of
Stephen King's the "Dead Zone". Call it a dream or a nightmare or a
premonition, but I dreamt… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 14, 2011 10:34AM
Top 10 Jokes at Charlie Sheen's Roast
Man, am I glad it's Cut & Paste Wednesday. I'm working on a few things and trying to learn to play the guitar, which in my hands is really a dangerous weapon. I could play just a little at 12, but now at 39 (again) I have no… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 13, 2011 9:29AM
What a Country, What a World~
I didn't write anything about the 9-11 and the Twin Towers,
again. I knew that the tenth anniversity was going to get the Full
Monte, and it did. The politicians were out in force, laying reefs
and giving speeches. Even Darth Vader himself, Dick Cheney,
was… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 12, 2011 9:39AM
Poindexter~
"Oh, Hello, you're awake, finally. I was about to go for some
ice for your head wound. It looks fine, I wouldn't worry. Now. Can
I get you anything? No? OK, I guess you want to get right to it
then? Fine with me. Where would you… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 11, 2011 8:57AM
Put the Lyme in my Coconut Head
I feel like crap, which is nothing unusual, except I've added Lyme's Disease to my list of ailments. I guess I figured I didn't suffer enough already, I needed to find a tick and let him chew into me and give me something else that hurts like hell. Well,… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 8:12AM
My Mind is Smiling~
Today I'm not going to be around much, maybe I'll read
and do some commenting tonight, if I'm not too tired. You see,
Terri has mapped out a day for us to work around the house, and I
do mean work. We have a lot to do and we're fixing/…
SEPTEMBER 7, 2011 7:16AM
Mens Rules to Live By~
My fingers are really hurting bad, so I'm not typing anything
for a few days (at least), but that doesn't stop my OS addiction.
I've had this in my draft box awhile and decided to post it for a
few laughs. To all of you beautiful women out there,… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 5, 2011 8:28AM
"I've Got Blisters on Me Fingers"
My Office (where I
nap)
My friends, lock up your daughters, or wives (I am getting a
little old), cut u… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 3, 2011 9:21AM
Man Sites Dog~
In one of the oddest verdicts to ever come out of a jury in a
civil case, a blind man who w… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 2, 2011 9:01AM
Welcome to Scannerville~
What a week! Good times, Bad times, as the song says. I've had
my share. First of all, I can barely type. My clunker of a car
broke down this week and if you own a clunker, then the only
mechanic you can afford is… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 1, 2011 7:27AM
Something in the Water~
There must be something in the
water
maybe there's something in the
air
there has to be something in
something
to cause this much total
despair
maybe we have too many material
things
I guess we're all tied up in
greed
a person… Read full post »
AUGUST 30, 2011 6:50AM
Closer to My Home~
Closer to My Home
we were the losers
but only grand losers
unbeatable together
so they tore us apart
miscreants and fools
labeled a FishFace, and I
the loyal FishFace friend
we fought the good fight
no one wins them all
but they knew
… Read full post »
AUGUST 28, 2011 5:23AM
Just a' Swingin'
Goddamn Eric, shit..,now,... what am I going to tell Ellen?
This is just like you, a selfless cocksucker who only thinks of
himself, I really hope you break hell wide open. FUCK, what am I
going to tell Ellen?
Ron sat down and stared at… Read full post »
AUGUST 27, 2011 8:34AM
Separating Sara~
Marty sat at his desk at home, watching the kids across the
street playing some type of game. It looked like "You're It', a
game he had played as a child. He smiled, remembering how terrible
he was at it. Someone counted to a 100,… Read full post »
AUGUST 26, 2011 10:31PM
I'm a 2Step Louie~WHOOHOOO~~
My friends I am now an official 2Step Louie and you can be one too! I found this great sight that is filled with writers, poets and artists of all kinds, with some great people and I have been invited to join. This really made my day, I kid… Read full post »
AUGUST 25, 2011 7:07PM
Kinky Friedman~Say It Ain't So?
Kinky Friedman, while I've never really been a big believer in
all that Texas Bullshit wisdom you seem to spout whenever you open
your mouth, whether asked to or not, I have always respected your
right to say something stupid. Hell, everyone has that right, look
at… Read full post »
AUGUST 24, 2011 9:20AM
STOP~Jack Kevorkian, Where are You?
When all else fails you
when everyday is a struggle
when you can no longer see
the humor in a child playing
stop.
When you can no longer stay… Read full post »
AUGUST 23, 2011 8:10AM
Stop That~Hah~
OS! What about it? It's just a writing joint for average writers
telling you how their dog can do amazing tricks or they broke up
with some boyfriend or even ,~ Heaven Forbid~, "a divorce"! Who
needs it? I could cut OS off… Read full post »
AUGUST 15, 2011 7:41AM
Pain, the Studman and a mini-Flounce
It's 3:32 a.m. and instead of sleeping, which I would love to have been doing, I'm watching Piers Morgan on CNN interviewing Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, who I'm looking at but can't remember her name. I'm in so much pain right now, that I'll have to come back and… Read full post »
AUGUST 12, 2011 10:27AM
The Truth and a Lie Take a Walk
The Truth and A Lie Walk to the Park.
"Hey,Truth, wait-up", yelled the Lie.
Shit, thought the Truth, I left 10 minutes early to avoid his
ass, and still he finds me. "Hurry up man, I got to meet some
friends", said the Truth.
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