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June 11
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SEPTEMBER 7, 2013 11:35AM

Warren Zevon, Ten Years After

Warren Zevon 
A few years ago, the Great Sage asked members of OS to write an epitaph for someone. I cannot remember any of the specifics or the rules, but I think it had to be someone we admired. But, either way,  Zevon died 10 years ago today on… Read full post »
AUGUST 29, 2013 1:07PM

Smilin' Bob and Big Dick Envy~

If wishes were horses, everyone would ride~~ 

Smilin' Bob 

 You know you have a small dick when a girl compliments your balls. 

Remember Smilin' Bob? Of course you do. You'd have to be living under a rock on Mars not to know Bob, especially when he was at his peak. (peak, hah).… Read full post »

AUGUST 26, 2013 12:55PM

Beware the Do-Gooder Syndrome

 HL. Mencken famously defines "Puritanism" as the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
We have become a nation of wussie's, and I'm tired of it. Every time you turn around, the fucking Do-Gooders who somehow own the world,… Read full post »
AUGUST 20, 2013 11:34AM

Death the Google Way

 As I stepped over the body, I sat down at my desk and turned on my computer. I then Googled "best place to dispose of dead bodies without body being found" on my laptop and was amazed at all the answers that came popping up. Some were… Read full post »
AUGUST 17, 2013 12:08PM

I Will Never Feel Pain Again~

i will never feel pain again 
i have used all that fate will allow
all that the Gods will inflict
while you may lay and suffer
from  pain of  body
or  pain of soul
or pain of a lost loved… Read full post »
AUGUST 16, 2013 11:08AM

Obama Finally Comes Through



 I have to admit, I have not been too happy with President Obama lately. In the last few years, he has disappointed me time and time again. The Drone program is at the top of my list. I do not know the answer to terrorism, but being terrorists ourselves… Read full post »

AUGUST 14, 2013 12:48PM

Slapping Hillary~Real Smart, Einsteins~


Domestic violence is a hot-button issue, as it should be, and to invent a game of slapping Hillary Clinton around has to be the height of stupidity. Even so, the liberals, in their zest for revenge, fire back by putting out a commercial that shows Sarah Palin… Read full post »

AUGUST 10, 2013 10:20AM

Where are U going when U Die?

Where are U going when U Die?

This post is going to be about life and death, but it is not going to be morbid or depressing at all. I've been dealing with death a lot this last year and although I am tired of even… Read full post »
AUGUST 8, 2013 10:16AM

England, It's On~

                                                Push Play (or don't)

 Anyone reading me over the years,( all five of you) know I am not exactly super-patriotic.… Read full post »
JULY 24, 2013 11:16AM

North Carolina's Shame~

Teacher Strike 
I have lived and voted in the state of North Carolina off and on for over 40 years, and I am now here to tell the world I am ashamed to admit I live in this state. The conservatives that run Raleigh's Statehouse have taken 20… Read full post »
JULY 22, 2013 3:43PM

The Bitch is Back~

Well, thanks to plenty of time, plenty of drugs and plenty of prayers, I am back after a couple of months of pure unadulterated hell. I thank everyone on OS for the great comments and prayers, even though I am not a religious man.… Read full post »
JULY 13, 2013 9:42PM

Bedside Dreams~

By the time you read this, my Mom may be gone. I sit in a rocking chair by her hospital bed in an extra room, listening to the death rattle coming from her failing lungs. Minutes, hours, I doubt she will last much longer. Yesterday, I told herRead full post »
JUNE 28, 2013 10:19AM

Talking with Ghosts~



She sits at times as a little girl might sit. She talks to the ghosts of children she may have known over 80 years ago. She smiles and giggles and waves her hands, almost as if she is playing hide and seek. At other times, she seems to be… Read full post »

  Daddy's coffin
The plane arrived from Manchester, N.H. to Raleigh-Durham airport on time, and except for some small turbulence, was an uneventful flight. The plane was half-full, mostly with my family taking up most of coach. A few seatsRead full post »
APRIL 26, 2013 2:40PM

The Possum, George Jones dead at 81

One of the greatest country singers in coutry music history has died. I drank many a  beer at a juke box listening to Ole' George singing his great country songs. 
                                 … Read full post »
APRIL 20, 2013 10:39AM

Hey..,You..,Wanna Buy a Gun?


 Also on OpEdNews.Com


Idiots With Guns by My Confined Space
"Gun's don't kill people, people kill people." Think about that for a moment. That is the NRA's… Read full post »
APRIL 11, 2013 1:08PM

Life, or Something Like It


I found out some things in the last month that have taken me to the highest of high's and the lowest of low's. I have cried and laughed and lied to my mother, telling her she may very well beat this goddamn tumor that is… Read full post »
APRIL 6, 2013 7:59PM

Great on Gas, Plus..,


Dragon fucking car


Not only good on gas, but the service is great~ 

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APRIL 3, 2013 1:21PM

Mama Tried~

My Mother is dying. I guess the older I got, the older my mother was getting and while I know that lady-time will take us all sooner or later, this really hurts. I think my mom is living her last days and as much as I knew it was… Read full post »
APRIL 1, 2013 10:34PM


if i keep cuttin' back on my cuttin' back
won't be nothin' leftover to cut
i'm at the end of a very rocky road
and i'm tired of walking in ruts
my tires are so bare they're threadless
the only thing holding them up is air
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 At nine years old, I finally began tying my own shoes. I not only did not have a theory about the meaning of life, I didn't care. I was too busy trying to find a nickle for a soda and another nickle for a Moon Pie
 Now, after 58… Read full post »
MARCH 4, 2013 10:41AM

So You Want to be a Writer

Charles Bukowski
     So You Want to be a Writer

if you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
searching for words,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it for money or
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it because you want

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MARCH 2, 2013 9:52AM

See the Children Play~

 Children Playing
"Heads or Tails?"




"Tails. Bartender, another round on my good friend,  if you please."


"You cheat. You know damn well you cheat. Nobody can win every fucking time. I'll pay, but when I catch you,… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 27, 2013 4:51PM

Hell's Bell's Open Call~



This is the first time I've posted, or even been on OS in awhile. Mainly due to illness. A couple of surgeries, and not being able to sit for long periods. I could have posted some stuff, but I think if you are privileged enough to have an open… Read full post »

JANUARY 26, 2013 1:05PM

Sarah We Hardly Knew Thee (Not)

Sarah Palin, the bear shooting mama grizzly from Alaska who lived in Vladimir Putin's backyard, is now his problem. The woman that the mouth of the senate, republican Senator John McCain, thought was capable of running this country and therefore the world, is leaving Fox News, su… Read full post »