Now that the divorce is final

she can tell all the tales 

of the cheatin' ugly little Gecko Geico 

with the phony English accent 

who is nothing but a dead-beat dad

who was both mentally

and physically abusi… Read full post »

"Kenny, I got to tell you something."  "Yes Mam, what ya' need?" "You know my gray car?" I didn't know her gray car because she doesn't own a gray car, but I wanted to keep here calm. "Yes Mam. What about it?"

"There was some boy who wanted to rent… Read full post »

 Ozzie Guillen, manager of the Florida Marlin's and from Venezuela, who calls it like he thinks it is, was suspended for 5-days by the idiots that own the team. How do I know they are idiots? Because the last time I looked, this was still America, not fucking Cuba and… Read full post »

The above song used to come on once a week, every week for ten years I'm guessing. Archie Bunker and his wife Edith singing about the 'Good Ole Days'. Truthfully, I never missed the early shows because it took bigotry and stood… Read full post »

 Another day passes

in a world of Bullshit & Lies

one person dies from hunger

while another gets a new watch  

it's always been this way

we love living in a world

where GREED is KING

and Bullets & Bombs a QUEEN

where a fuckin' dollar

can buy and… Read full post »

I went out this morning and took a few photos of my yard. The yardman did his first cutting and weed-eating of the year yesterday. $45 bucks this year, Ouch! But, with gas… Read full post »

 As a child I loved to wander

to run with clouds up high

to follow my nose where it led me

to find things never lost

to look for four leaf clovers

and find places unknown

to talk to different strangers

and make them strange no more

to laugh at… Read full post »

  

 Little Matt always loved chickens

especially a hen named Annette

this girl was really special

and she was his favorite pet

Wherever Little Matt went

Annette was sure to go

whenever he came in from the barn

his face was always aglow 

   … Read full post »

1. Your main trait:  No one can make a White Russian better than the Dude. I use a secret ingredient. I stir it with my finger and who knows where the hell that's been.

2. The quality you like best in a man: Scarcity. I really like the… Read full post »

 Please, take a look at this site to find out about this bill, which will soon be the  law of the land unless we raise hell about it. 

 http://occupywallst.org/forum/the-most-frightening-bill-congress-has-ever-passed/

This is the Occupy America Website where you can vent un… Read full post »

Shit!