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MAY 15, 2012 9:14AM

A Few Dimes for the Devil

 
                                                                Please Play 
 
 
 
 We need to face… Read full post »

 
 
Mom, today, on your special day, as we sit and tell old stories and you sit there looking only as beautiful as you can look, I want you to know how sorry I am for putting in a lot of those white hairs you dye-out of your… Read full post »
MAY 11, 2012 4:24PM

You Keep Me Alive~


 
 
it's either all true
or all a big lie
so I'm going to
believe you
again
one more time
as usual
I'd rather
believe you
than not be by
your side
I'd rather believe
all the lies
that you tell me… Read full post »
MAY 10, 2012 6:00AM

My Letter From Barack


 
 
 
I haven't told a lot of people this, (just Tink) but I'm a personal friend of of the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. We were both potheads for awhile and both made a living from it for awhile, if you get my… Read full post »
MAY 8, 2012 10:39AM

Pavlov's Other Dog~



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                                The real dog, stuffed, in a museum in Moscow

Ivan Pavlov's teacher's pet, Nitszy, was not far from his master's feet. He was the top dog in Pavlov's laboratory and never fai… Read full post »
MAY 7, 2012 11:53AM

The Pain in Spain is Insane



 Pain Pill Man

As some of you know, I took a little time off recently to try and get my life and body in sync. Both were falling apart and I could do nothing but stand back and watch and hurt. I've been in physical pain for over 20 years… Read full post »
MAY 6, 2012 9:45AM

Francine's Magic Last Days



 

Francine lived a very boring life. The kind of life where you wish you were dead but were afraid that as soon as you jumped off the bridge your lotto ticket would hit.  So you're afraid to kill yourself in case you miss-out on something and you… Read full post »
APRIL 18, 2012 4:14PM

Stepping into the Unknown



 Old Woman

I sit and watch the old woman breathing hard and sometimes grunting and wonder what she is dreaming about. After all, at 82 she has seen many things and I can only imagine the changes she has seen and the hardships she has faced. Raised on a… Read full post »
 
    How does it feel to sell Instagram for one billion dollars?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                   
 
 
APRIL 16, 2012 8:48AM

Mrs Geico Finally Speaks Out~



 
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Now that the divorce is final

 

she can tell all the tales 

 

of the cheatin' ugly little Gecko Geico 

 

with the phony English accent 

 

who is nothing but a dead-beat dad

 

who was both mentally

 

and physically abusiRead full post »

APRIL 14, 2012 3:59PM

Conversation with an Invisible Mind~


 

"Kenny, I got to tell you something."  "Yes Mam, what ya' need?" "You know my gray car?" I didn't know her gray car because she doesn't own a gray car, but I wanted to keep here calm. "Yes Mam. What about it?"

"There was some boy who wanted to rent… Read full post »

APRIL 12, 2012 12:20PM

The Blog From Hell~


 

Jackie sat on the balcony of his beach home staring at a trillion stars and a billion waves. He was sure of the count, he had been counting them for weeks while sitting with a cold beer and staring into the unknown. Counting stars and waves. It
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 Ozzie Guillen, manager of the Florida Marlin's and from Venezuela, who calls it like he thinks it is, was suspended for 5-days by the idiots that own the team. How do I know they are idiots? Because the last time I looked, this was still America, not fucking Cuba and… Read full post »

APRIL 9, 2012 7:54AM

Cheney's Change of Heart~


Bloddy HeartII

He was now three months from away from his heart transplant and even though he tired easily, he felt good. Besides having to go through a grueling rehab with Nurse Hatchet from Cuckoo's Nest, he mostly sat and talked to friends on the phone and was finishing
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APRIL 6, 2012 3:38PM

"A Killer of Angels" is Out~

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The people foim CreatSpace have told me my book is ready to be sold. It's amazing how fast this turned out. Two years of writing it and they can now publish it in  a matter of hours. Anyway, if anyone is interested, the two places to get… Read full post »
 
I have a book coming out Monday to a universe already filled with millions and millions of books already. Why someone would want to go through the headaches, the hard work and humility to add to the pile is beyond me, but I now know why writers write and… Read full post »

 

The above song used to come on once a week, every week for ten years I'm guessing. Archie Bunker and his wife Edith singing about the 'Good Ole Days'. Truthfully, I never missed the early shows because it took bigotry and stood… Read full post »

MARCH 29, 2012 10:13AM

Dollars and Diamonds~

 

 

 Another day passes

in a world of Bullshit & Lies

one person dies from hunger

while another gets a new watch  

it's always been this way

we love living in a world

where GREED is KING

and Bullets & Bombs a QUEEN

where a fuckin' dollar

can buy andRead full post »

MARCH 27, 2012 8:33PM

Tink~vs-Chicken in Dance Off~Vote


 Tink vs the Boogie Chicken for bragging rights. My money is on Tink~

Cat Dancing in motion  



chicken-jackson  




MARCH 24, 2012 12:36PM

The Night was Full of Rainbows~

   
 rainbow3
  
Man oh Man, You just shoulda' been here. What a sight, never to be seen again on this ole' earth. The sky was lit up in so many colors shooting this way and that way one would of sweared someone slipped some of that there LSD… Read full post »
MARCH 22, 2012 7:10PM

The Dude in a Hoodie? Wouldie?

     

   In Honor of a kid who was gunned down for nothing.

                                          Trayvon Martin   (RIP)         /

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MARCH 22, 2012 12:47PM

Spring has Sprung~pics

  

                           Mack Jr  

I went out this morning and took a few photos of my yard. The yardman did his first cutting and weed-eating of the year yesterday. $45 bucks this year, Ouch! But, with gas… Read full post »

MARCH 18, 2012 9:52AM

The Real Culprit is US!


Sgt BalesI
 
I know not why Staff Sgt. Robert Bales committed these most brutal atrocities. This is not written to excuse his behavior or condemn it, although I do so in the strongest terms. I write this because even though Sgt. Bales admitted killing these men, women and children, he… Read full post »
MARCH 17, 2012 8:47AM

Making Love to the Wind~


OldManI

 As a child I loved to wander

to run with clouds up high

to follow my nose where it led me

to find things never lost

to look for four leaf clovers

and find places unknown

to talk to different strangers

and make them strange no more

to laugh at… Read full post »

MARCH 15, 2012 2:57PM

The Stiff Dick ~ A Scanner Mystery



S&M
 
If I had three guesses, and the first two didn't count, I would have put my money on the husband. He was one mean SOB who had served time for abusing his wife. All the neighbors pointed the finger at him. All said he beat her and kept… Read full post »