America's Best Christianā„¢ Explains Traditional Marriage

Scott K

Location: Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Birthday: October 09

Bio: Scott K is a gay man living in sin with his partner of over twelve years whom he still cannot legally marry. Scott says he's politically active not because he wants to be, but rather feels he has to be. He takes very seriously Thomas Jefferson's famous quote "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance" which, strangely enough, he thinks he first heard on an episode of The Simpsons. Scott has one cat, two dogs, and a lot of opinions.

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Editor’s Pick

JUNE 4, 2009 10:51PM

Rate: 14 Flag

Ahh… the sage advice that only Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian™, can give!

Find out more about Betty's ministry program to those deviant homosexuals called BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) here.

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Thanks for the chuckles...

jay busse

June 04, 2009 11:05 PM

I just saw her on another's post and nearly peed myself laughing. It's got to totally suck being considered less moral than a fratricidal, incestuous man or his gang-raping mass-murdering descendants. I simply thought you were someone who wanted the same rights the rest of us enjoy. Go figure.

RenaissanceLady

June 04, 2009 11:32 PM

I love this! This reminds me of the which is so believable (and yet so very satirical) that both sides are fooled (Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome)

Ardee

June 05, 2009 12:30 AM

Sorry, bad code. Landover Baptist is the name. The link should work.

Ardee

June 05, 2009 12:31 AM

Great!

Roger Fallihee

June 05, 2009 09:58 AM

There is a great episode of West Wing where Barlet confronts the equivalent of one of the phony radio "doctors" who pass out advice on all things moral and rips her a new one by using bible verses. My favorite west wing
Ive posted this OS page to facebook. Too funny!

Tim4change

June 05, 2009 10:31 AM

Brilliant!! I loved it! Thanks!

Soap Box Amy

June 05, 2009 04:24 PM

Well, now you know why you can't file a joint tax return with the love of your life!

Malusinka

June 06, 2009 06:18 AM

Oh, oh, oh! I wasn't just chuckling or giggling. I was rolling on the floor and laughing so hard that I scared my cats. What is so scary, is that it's all taken from scripture. This definitely deserved the EP. Rated.