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MARCH 5, 2009 7:42PM

Career Fair

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"What is your name and what career do you represent?"

"My name is Scruffus and I'm a chemist."

 "List three duties of your job."

"I analyze samples, make reagents, and keep records." 

"What is the level of education needed for this job?"

"Bachelor's degree."

"What class in high school helped you most with this career?"

"Art."

"Name one memorable moment in your career."

"I got to go to a training course in Alabama. Sometimes you get to travel for your job and that's cool."

"What is the hardest part of your job?"

"Keeping records. I always liked the chemistry part but never the write-up part."

"Is this an expanding career field and what factors influence its growth?"

"Well, I don't know if I can answer that. I think it is an expanding career field. Having training in science and math generally pays off. Politics, the pharmaceutical industry and the expansion of the nuclear power industry will influence its growth." 

"What kind of math do you use in your job?"

"We use algebra, integrals, derivatives and statistics. Loads of statistics."

"How have skills you learned in English class helped you in your career?"

"Good grammar always goes over well with the employer. Learning to write concisely is a good skill to have in science. They don't appreciate the flowery stuff."

"How has history influenced your career?"

"I owe being a chemist to Marie Curie." 

"What is college like?"

"It's nothing like high school. You'll like science and math in college." 

"What is that you have there?"

 "It's a Geiger counter. It detects radioactivity. Hear it clicking? It's picking up activity from this old Fiestaware dinner plate. The glaze is made from a uranium oxide. Only the old orange ones are radioactive."

"Can you get sick if you ate off of that plate?"

"It might increase the possibility of getting sick if you ate off of it day after day, for years and years. The goal with radiation  is to keep the dose as low as possible. That's why I work in a laboratory that tests the drinking water for radioactive isotopes. Uranium can affect your kidneys and radium will seek out your bones."

"Your bones?"

"Yes, your bones. But let's not think about that."

"College seems like a lot of work."

"It is, but it's fun work. Not like the for-real work. You'll be glad when you're in college. And when you get a job, you'll be glad, too."

"One last question. How do politics and economics affect your career?"

 "Good question. In this economic and political climate, I could be jobless very soon. Every person in this gymnasium could become jobless in the next few months because of politics and economics. Politics and economics are why we are all volunteering tonight to look good for our companies in the hopes that we don't end up on the list of lay-offs. Go to college and stay until you get a PhD in science. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy the Career Fair!"

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I like it but a tad confused. Perhaps because I've never been to one of those.
Very funny. I'm still reeling from the disappointment of hearing the marine biologist talk at my career fair. I thought he got to play with dolphins, and really he went around testing swamp waters.
Good advice for everyone, go to college, go to your career fair and look good for your employer, and hopefully you won't have to pay anybody to work for them.
Oh, and interesting to know about the fiestaware.
Very nice, Scruffus!
i work as a recruitment specialist and i do this all the time. the questions you got were what i expect to get from the students but unfortunately i got questions like "do you wear uniforms all the time? can i wear a mini while am on the job?" " is it okay for me to wear make up?" sheesh! living proof that our educational system is on the brink
I have a friend who's studying to be a chemist. Last time I talked to him, he was synthesizing banana flavoring and said his entire universe smelled of bananas. Not my cup of tea, thank you!

Very clever post, and I like the stinger in the last paragraph.
I graduated from an elite college and managed to be utterly clueless about the world of work for a further 5 years. (I joined the Peace Corps then worked for a consulting firm.) Better they ask the dumb questions at the career fair than at their job interview.
Science needs a better ad agency. That agency should hire you.
I felt that you tried to stay to upbeat, as if you employer was right there with you listening.. if that was the case then you're still acting like you live for a paycheck instead of what's important to your world.

You got into chemistry for a reason, and you learned many things about it since. I would think its more important to present your passionate experiences about it both good and bad, making it a worthwhile experience with the children to understand. They are children after all, even if they're already in high school.

I felt you were hiding yourself from them (the kids) when you said "let's not think about that", that info you gave about radiation was more important than ... get a good education.. blah blah.. information will set you free and encouraging them to understand how info can do the same for them is important and worth thinking about.
Thanks, Harry. They have career fairs at high schools and the students go to talk to people in fields they may be interested in, but mostly they show up because they get extra credit for filling out these questionnaires. Some of the kids were genuinely interested in science, which was great to hear.

That's funny, Mrs. Michaels. Thanks for reading.

Thanks, latethink, it was fun to talk to the students, but it felt weird considering the way people are losing their jobs. I felt like I was telling kids to go to college and hope that there is a career for them when they get out. It's almost like having a career where you stay in one place for years and years isn't going to happen for a lot of people.

Thank you, Rob, I appreciate that.

Thanks for the comment, hermionedwitch, the questions you got were certainly more colorful! The students had pre-printed interview sheets with stock questions already written and then they could make up two of their own. They got extra credit for filling out the interview sheet.

Thank you, Allie. Bananas, huh? I don't know if I'd like that either, but there's worse smelling things.

Malusinka, thank you for your comment. They should teach job interview and resume writing skills in high school. It's more useful than some of the other stuff you'll learn and forget.

Thanks, Rich, that's very kind.

Thank you for reading, Victoria, I didn't write up the interview exactly like it happened because I was writing this to achieve a point. The kids were very engaged in the radiation information, but I didn't include that here because it can be a little boring without the props. The scarier thing, to me, is the job prospects that our graduating students face.
I thought the advice to stay in school till you get a PhD was spot on. By then things should be looking up.
oops. what i was referring to on "our educational system is on the brink" is the Philippine educational system.
Very true, Ablonde. Thanks for your comment.

Oh, wow, hermionedwitch. Thank you for the clarification. Sometimes I wonder about the educational system here, too.
Very nice Scruffus.
I'm reading this long after everyone has left and the lights have been turned off, but I had to tell you that I loved it. It was so well written and a pleasure to read. And interesting as well. I particularly relate to the part about "look[ing] good for our companies in the hopes that we don't end up on the list of lay-offs."

Um, so I guess I better stop reading OS and get back to work, huh?
Why the orange? I have some orange dishes. Is it only fiesta ware? I don't want to sound paranoid, but I eat off orange dishes constantly. monkey fingered.