MOVIE: Southland Tales
Sucks
Slit your wrists before the first ten minutes and you should bleed out before they sneak in to torture you
Dwayne Johnson, Seann William Scott, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Curtis Armstrong, Nora Dunn, Justin Timberlake, Ling Bai, Cheri Oteri, Joe Campana, Mandy Moore, Miranda Richardson, Kevin Smith, Michele Durrett, Wallace Shawn, Jon Lovitz, Beth Grant, John Larroquette, Amy Poehler, Christopher Lambert, Holmes Osborne
Do you see that cast?
DO YOU SEE THAT CAST!
What the hell was wrong with them? Is hollywood out of screen writers? Should these people be desperate for work?
Or were theyblind sided like their audience was?
The first 5 minutes..Great!
If the director stopped there, it still would have been far better to have a 5 minute movie than a 2 hour train wreck.
Was it a comedy? Look at all those comedy Central Stars.
But the funniest line: "The future is going to be even more futuristic than we thought" delivered by Sarah Michelle Geller who should have promptly fired her agent. The line was supposed to e serious. Yeah Seriously stupid
Oh yeah and..."I'm a pimp, and pimps do not commit suicide.
Uh huh... and .... okay...zzzzzzzzz oh there's going to be a plot...wait....oh must've missed it.
If you decide to see it anyhow
SHAME ON YOU.


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Kerry is up and deleting this early. Hungover?
Gin?I'll repeat the lost comment. Kerry? You?
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